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Clips from Community (2009) - Basic Sandwich (S05E05)

"anti-deodorant activist, and millionaire."
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"into a computer school called Greendale,"
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"We found this confession written by Greendale's first Dean."
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""I have sealed off the computer department"
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"we could buy it from the city before Subway."
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"Apparently you can. That's why it took so long."
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"No, that."
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"♪ Give me some rope ♪"
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"♪ To run out of steam ♪"
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"♪ Somebody said it can be here ♪"
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"Look at the bottle held by the school's"
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"Wait, wait, wait."
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"The sparks may be spelling out the next clue."
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"- See, he's fine. - Okay, guys, stop it now."
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"Open this door now."
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"Wait, I know where the keys are."
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"- Richie, be careful. - Don't worry."
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"- Oh, come on, shh. - Shh."
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"Guys, I think this is the lost section of Greendale."
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"Abed, if there's killer robots down here,"
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"Pet rock... Leave no pet rock unturned."
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"- Shut up. - You shut up."
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"Oh, don't cry."
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"First Pierce dies. Then Troy leaves."
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"or awfully wedded or tying the not, but "knot" is spelt without a K,"
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"these basketball cards with white people on them,"
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"- ♪ Open the door ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪"
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"- ♪ We got to open the door ♪ - ♪ And the door is opening ♪"
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"♪ You're the playing the song that opens the door ♪"
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"We need to get this upstairs."
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"Save Greendale."
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"Tell us where the others went."
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"You're special, Richie. Your mind is special."
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"Papa Cristo's?"
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"You're gonna find out..."
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"You're gonna find a hang glider down there."
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"That much I know."
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"Yeah."
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"- Raquel! - Uh, guys, little help..."
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"We have to respect each other enough"
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"to let each other want what we want,"
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"Eh, couple of million."
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"Get back. This pickle's a magnet."
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"Hey, Chang, you've become a bad guy again?"
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"No!"
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"You know what? You guys can have my food and water."
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"and I refuse to let that happen, and that's why I've spent..."
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"Idiots won,"
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"which means my work down here is done."
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"You said her emotional components work."
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"into a cold start,"
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"Give me that."
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"Everybody over there. Turn around."
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"Shut up, Abed."
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"Hi, I guess we're gonna be partners."
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"and Greendale the school have some stuff to sort out,"
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"and Subway doesn't... doesn't do conflict."
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"Eat fresh!"
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"♪ He wakes up in the morning ♪"
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"♪ Never changes a thing ♪"
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"didn't you two say you were gonna get married?"
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"That's it. The marriage is off."
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"I think you mean the wedding is off."
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"I'm gonna tell you something that I'd like to stay between us."
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"Chang, you get it."
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"Okay."
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"On it."
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"- Well, maybe next year. - Definitely."
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"__"
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"Captain Cook."
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"He was rich for having invented the 9-track cassette,"
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"He funneled that wealth"
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"where he obsessively pursued a new project,"
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"a machine that can process feelings."
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"He apparently used nothing but gold to assemble his circuitry,"
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"believing it to be a better conductor of human emotion."
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"It was a weird time. The Bionic Woman won an Emmy."
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"and one day, he disappeared,"
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"hence the legend that he died of the first computer virus."
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"The city bought the campus, and life went on."
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"His body was never found, nor was his immense wealth."
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"Those people were on LSD."
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"Everyone else said he had a secret vault in his office."
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"- Well, where's his office? - Good question."
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""To protect the student health and the school's reputation,"
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"and removed the stairwell to that entire section.""
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"A section that remains on this campus somewhere,"
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"its secrets untouched,"
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"including quite possibly Borchert's millions."
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"If we found it,"
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"Then I could really go nuts with this place."
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"This is the kind of adventure I usually have to force upon us,"
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"and here it is, falling into our laps."
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"We're like the Goonies, except our story tracks logically"
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"and has a chance of holding up to objective critical scrutiny."
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"- Can you please stop that? - Sorry."
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"Here are your blueprints. Sorry it took so long."
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"Well, I'll be damned. Would you look at that?"
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"It's so clear now."
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"The entire school is shaped like a penis."
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"It says right here that this stairway leads to sublevel three."
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"Is that where the teachers' lounge is?"
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"♪ We could be roped up, tied up, dead in a year ♪"
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"♪ I can't count the reasons I should stay ♪"
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"The missing stairwell would be in this area."
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"Keep your eyes peeled. I don't know why, but serial killers"
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"Check it out."
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"- Shirley, will you lock the door? - Okay."
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"It's just a bunch of wires."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Is Duncan okay?"
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"He'll live,"
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"but his food's gonna taste like burnt aluminum for a while."
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"It's pronounced "al-u-minium.""
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"Nobody wants to admit its over, but come on."
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"Oh, look, it's Jeff Winger, fun police,"
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"here to pull over our smiles 'cause our mouths have tinted windows."
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"Britta and I are getting married."
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"- What? - Married?"
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"Well, you're gonna need way more doves than this."
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