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Clips from King of the Hill - Bobby Goes Nuts (S06E06)

"[sighing]"
King of the Hill
"I'm afraid we're gonna have to suspend Bobby from school..."
King of the Hill
"Hank, can--can I talk to you alone?"
King of the Hill
"I mean, not as principal-to-parent, but, you know, man-to-man."
King of the Hill
"Sure."
King of the Hill
"You can't have your boy going around kicking people in their testicles."
King of the Hill
"I know that, Carl."
King of the Hill
"But, Dad, if I'm in a fight with someone who wants me to literally eat dirt..."
King of the Hill
"you're telling me I shouldn't do the one thing..."
King of the Hill
"You learned a move in a woman's self-defense class."
King of the Hill
"-You are not a woman. -But it works."
King of the Hill
"Son, I'm gonna show you how to fight above the belt. Here."
King of the Hill
"you're probably gonna have to take a couple of shots..."
King of the Hill
"before you learn how to protect yourself properly."
King of the Hill
"Don't just stand there like a pole. Come on. Come on."
King of the Hill
"I am too! I'm backing away from you!"
King of the Hill
"Okay. Okay, now try to hit me with a punch, as hard as you can. Come on."
King of the Hill
"[screaming]"
King of the Hill
"You left yourself open, Dad."
King of the Hill
"[Hank groaning]"
King of the Hill
"You have been kicked in the testicles."
King of the Hill
"[groaning]"
King of the Hill
"There's gonna be quite a bit of swelling for a few days."
King of the Hill
"-What about the other one? -We can't find it right now."
King of the Hill
"No, no need to panic, though!"
King of the Hill
"It'll probably make an appearance when the swelling goes down."
King of the Hill
"Man, lie still, man."
King of the Hill
"You know, don't try to move, man, because...."
King of the Hill
"[people chattering on TV]"
King of the Hill
"[sighing]"
King of the Hill
"I'm sorry about what happened."
King of the Hill
"If I remember correctly..."
King of the Hill
"Dirty pool, Mister. Dirty pool."
King of the Hill
"[sighs] Now, let's discuss your punishment."
King of the Hill
"Punishment? For what?"
King of the Hill
"No television, no video games, and no ice cream until further notice."
King of the Hill
"-That's not fair! You can't do that! -I'll tell you what I can't do."
King of the Hill
"Sleep on my stomach! But I can sure as heck punish you."
King of the Hill
"[Hank sighing]"
King of the Hill
"Although, I've recently learned how to sleep with my eyes open."
King of the Hill
"How I wish I had a son to kick me in the nuts."
King of the Hill
"[groans]"
King of the Hill
"Ragweed for m'lady."
King of the Hill
"Where have you been?"
King of the Hill
"You kicked your father? We all have those feelings, Bobby..."
King of the Hill
"but you never act on them."
King of the Hill
"Then I heard what you did to your father. Very funny. So, I'm conflicted."
King of the Hill
"So he's given me a million chores to do."
King of the Hill
"What? The old man punishing you?"
King of the Hill
"You don't have to take that from him."
King of the Hill
"Till he can get up from that chair, you the boss!"
King of the Hill
"And I think it's a Game Boy. Is it a Game Boy?"
King of the Hill
"Yeah, Dad. It's a Game Boy."
King of the Hill
"That's a videogame. I told you no videogames. Give it to me."
King of the Hill
"-ln a minute. -lf you don't bring that to me right now--"
King of the Hill
"God, the pain is unbearable!"
King of the Hill
"Dang it, Bobby! It has been at least a minute."
King of the Hill
"-We had a deal! -Hank, what is going on?"
King of the Hill
"Not now. I'm dealing with a giant spider here."
King of the Hill
"Bobby Hill, you give your father that game and you do it right now!"
King of the Hill
"-Why don't you go inside? I'll find you later. -Come on."
King of the Hill
"-Hand it over! -Mom, this is between Dad and me."
King of the Hill
"think for one second that they can get away..."
King of the Hill
"You do that, and you have to deal with Peggy Hill!"
King of the Hill
"What are you doing, Mom? What are you doing?"
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"Come on. That's it!"
King of the Hill
"[groaning]"
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"(Peggy) Give me that Game Boy! Give me that...."
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"[both grunting]"
King of the Hill
"Clever little.... Got you!"
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"(Peggy) Come to Mama. That's right. And I have...."
King of the Hill
"Yeah!"
King of the Hill
"In a minute."
King of the Hill
"That's my purse!"
King of the Hill
"That's right, Bobby."
King of the Hill
"-Where's your secret weapon now? -She bluffing! Finish her!"
King of the Hill
"I'm sorry, Mom. It was a reflex."
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"All right, Peggy, let him go."
King of the Hill
"What are you so proud about?"
King of the Hill
"That's worse than me kicking below the belt."
King of the Hill
"Yeah. It's not so fun when someone doesn't fight fair, is it?"
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"(Peggy) Is there a problem out there, Hank?"
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"[girls laughing]"
King of the Hill
"[exclaiming]"
King of the Hill
"-No flashlights, no ghost stories. -No nothing, except sleep!"
King of the Hill
"Also, you have to sign this."
King of the Hill
"for any injury that might occur during sleepover."
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"[girls laughing]"
King of the Hill
"You're not gonna sleep now, are you?"
King of the Hill
"No boys in slumber party!"
King of the Hill
"and I wanted to make sure Connie was okay."
King of the Hill
"Chang, you and your friends may use the door."
King of the Hill
"[grunting]"
King of the Hill
"[groaning]"
King of the Hill
"[Connie exclaiming]"
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"-Come on, eat some dirt! -Let go of my purse!"
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"[groaning]"
King of the Hill
"You know, Bobby..."
King of the Hill
"Bobby, you want to tell your parents how you won your fight?"
King of the Hill
"You mean before or after I kicked him in the testicles?"
King of the Hill
"At the women's self-defense course I signed up for at the Y."
King of the Hill
"(Hank) This, Bobby, is the belt line. You never ever hit below that."
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"Come on. You're not moving."
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"[grunting]"
King of the Hill
"Pop, pop."
King of the Hill
"Don't move, man."
King of the Hill
"I was teaching you how to fight above the belt."
King of the Hill
"It was the way I learned how to defend myself."
King of the Hill
"You told me to go to the Y and learn to defend myself and I did!"
King of the Hill
"Joseph finally can take down his old man."
King of the Hill
"God, am I tired!"
King of the Hill
"Right now he's out back pulling weeds. No gloves, no weasel."
King of the Hill
"That better not be what I think it is."
King of the Hill
"And I'll give him the Game Boy when I decide I'm ready to."
King of the Hill
"-Come on, Mom. Don't. -Game over, Bobby!"
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"[both grunting]"
King of the Hill
"[panting]"
King of the Hill
"We'll be right in. Now, go wash up."
King of the Hill
"Come on, cough it up!"
King of the Hill
"How you doing? How's your dad?"
King of the Hill
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