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Clips from King of the Hill - Bobby Goes Nuts (S06E06)

"I'd give anything to be a flannel nightgown at that sleepover."
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"It'll never happen."
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"But I do have an unobstructed view..."
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"Not as good as the view from my roof with my dad's thermal goggles."
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"[exclaiming]"
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"(Kahn) It says that we are not responsible..."
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"Susan Clemmons, is it?"
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"You forgot to initial here!"
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"[music blariig oi stereo]"
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"[girls laughing]"
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"Give the girls what they paid for."
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"[grunting]"
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"Shake it, baby. Give me some motion."
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"Oh, yeah!"
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"She's got nice ones!"
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"What's Chang Wassanasong doing here?"
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"-What's up, ladies? -Beat it, Wassanasong!"
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"When God was passing out wit, you thought he said zit..."
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"and you asked for seconds."
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"What was that? What...."
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"[Kahn screaming]"
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"Yes, sir, Mr. Soup."
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"We were just walking by and we saw Bobby sneaking in the window..."
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"[groaning]"
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"All right, guys. The girls aren't here."
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"We don't have to pretend to be tough."
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"All I have to do is scream and my dad will be on you like flies on pie!"
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"Maybe just a little."
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"-Yum, that's good dirt. -You didn't eat any."
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"[snoring]"
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"Bobby?"
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"so you can go over there and make his dad eat dirt."
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"There is only one person who can fight your battles for you."
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"And I know you don't want to hear this, but that person is you."
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"Then take a boxing course at the YMCA."
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"So, taking those boxing lessons kept the bullies from picking on you?"
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"Bullies, picking on me?"
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"Yeah. Sure. Why not?"
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"There's nothing about the YMCA that's right for me."
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"But until I'm famous enough to afford my own bodyguard..."
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"Now, do your job, sir!"
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"[whistle blowing]"
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"Are you sure you're in the right class? This is women's self-defense."
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"Please, Miss. All the other courses are full. I'm sorry. It's for women only."
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"But I hate men as much as you."
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"(woman) My."
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"Okay, you can stay."
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"Now, grab a whistle and prepare to be empowered!"
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"to the most vulnerable areas of a man's anatomy."
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"See? I don't hate men."
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"-Give me your purse. Now! -That's my purse."
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"That's my purse! I don't know you!"
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"[women cheering]"
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"[birds chirping]"
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"No. Not anymore. Jerk!"
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"Get away from me!"
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"Who's next?"
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"[dog barking]"
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"(Bobby) Mom! Dad!"
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"That's okay, Peggy. I don't see any blood. No dirt."
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"This is so much cooler than getting beat up!"
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"I should let you know that I got detention tomorrow."
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"Detention for beating up a bully?"
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"I'd say somebody's earned himself a trip to a PG-13-rated movie."
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"I don't know you!"
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"[groaning]"
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"It's the metal-shop kids."
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"If they hassle us, just run."
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"They won't be able to catch us because they smoke."
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"Why are they scared?"
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"and Bobby Hill's foot answered the door."
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"I'm sorry. What were you saying?"
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"Am I going to do it? Yes. When am I gonna do it? Don't know."
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"Could be tomorrow.... Now!"
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"[groaning]"
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"One thing you'll find out about me, Clark..."
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"[exclaiming]"
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"It didn't look good. I mean, let's face it. He's faster and stronger than me."
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"So, if I was gonna beat this guy, I had to act fast."
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"I yelled, ""Let go of my purse,"" at the top of my lungs."
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"Bobby, l.... Where in the heck did you learn to do that?"
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"What did I do?"
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"that's gonna save me. Boom!"
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"They're my old YMCA gloves. Put them on."
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"Okay."
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"Keep your hands up, Bobby, and move a little."
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"[groaning]"
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"Come on, from side to side, Son. Like this. See?"
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"[grunting]"
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"You leave your face open, you're gonna get popped. See? See?"
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"Pop? Pop? See?"
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"I palpated the left teste and everything checks out."
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"[groaning]"
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"Kicking all them nuts, man. Let alone testicles."
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"Dad, l--I thought maybe you'd like some ice cream."
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"and your shot below my belt hasn't affected my memory..."
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"By kicking me in my fellas?"
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"Bill, toss me a beer."
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"I have to take my anti-coagulant."
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"I live in constant fear of the day..."
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"If I were him, I'd do it while I was sleeping. Best chance he's got."
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"Be careful what you wish for."
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"Word in the halls is you got suspended for kicking Principal Moss in the crotch."
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"What? No. That's crazy. I kicked my dad in the crotch."
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"[knocking at door]"
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"I heard what you did to Chang Wassanasong. Unforgivable."
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"[groaning]"
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"Get back here!"
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"All right, Mister, you've got one minute."
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"[gasping]"
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"-You started a new game, didn't you? -Yes."
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"I'm not gonna ask you again. Give me that goddang videogame."
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"That's okay. I got it under control. He's gonna give me the game."
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"That is it! I would not let a stranger, let alone my own son..."
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"with showing any disrespect towards the man that I love!"
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"[both grunting]"
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"That's mine! Give it back!"
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"I believe you will find that I have no testicles."
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"[grunting]"
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"Mom, okay! I said I was sorry!"
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