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Clips from Hung (2009) - Comedy (S03E03)

"â 'cause when you're here â"
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"â the air, it won't clear â"
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"â 'cause you're just blowin', just blowin' smoke... â"
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"Ray, about the two penises--"
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"Don't. Just don't even go there, Tanya."
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"What?"
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"you weren't answering your phone. And she threatened me."
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"And you said you didn't want to see her anymore, so I sent Jason."
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"What else was I supposed to do?"
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"You sent Jason instead of me?"
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"I--"
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"You sent that little clown"
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"without telling her?"
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"Either she was gonna love him"
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"and be off our backs forever or--"
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"Or what? Or this?"
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"- We're not lovers. - That's accurate."
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"We've been lovers, but not anymore."
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"Why have you got to tell her that? What does that accomplish?"
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"- Because it's the truth. - You want to tell her the truth?"
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"Why don't you tell her about Jason? Go ahead,"
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"- tell her whose idea that was. - Fine, Ray. Maybe I will. I will."
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"- Go ahead. Do it. - I'm gonna do it. I'm doing it."
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"Lydia,"
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"very very hurt and betrayed."
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"Uh, it pains me"
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"to see you unhappy."
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"When I found out you were a cop,"
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"Yes, I handled it like shit."
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"Lydia: Well, guess what, boys and girls,"
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"we're back to plan A."
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"Lydia, Lydia,"
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"but I believe in it. I still believe in it."
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"Yeah, I'm sure he'll like you too."
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"Lydia, listen, don't do this. Lydia, I was a husband."
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"- What's the point of telling him now? - No, don't shout at her."
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"What good is that gonna do?"
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"I don't give a fuck."
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"I just want to see what happens to his face."
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"- No no no. - Why? Just to get back at him?"
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"- No, let me. - Will you fucking be quiet?"
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"You know nothing about it. You fucked me over just like he fucked me over."
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"And now it's time for both of you to suffer."
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"What? They are."
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"So are women."
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"How rational is this?"
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"God, she's going in there."
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"Ray, oh my God."
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"- Ow. - Oh my God, she's fucking talking to him."
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"- She's pointing at us. - I can see that."
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"Okay, he's looking at us. He's looking at us right now."
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"Fuck, Ray, he's gonna fucking beat us up."
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"- We're gonna fucking die. - Keep it together, will you?"
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"We're not gonna die. Nobody is gonna die."
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"We're dead. We're dead-- dead,"
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"dead sitting ducks."
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"Okay, she's coming back. She's coming back."
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"- She's coming back. - Yes, okay. Just act natural."
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"I can't. I can't act natural."
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"Fuck me."
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"So..."
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"How-- how did it go?"
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"Lydia: How did it go?"
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"I told him I found you fucking in the park."
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"And then..."
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"I asked him what he wanted for breakfast."
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"I told him I loved him."
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"God, I'm pathetic."
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"He destroys our marriage and I just-- I just--"
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"I stand there and I smile."
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"Lydia, sometimes I feel pathetic too,"
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"Now I'm free to be me-- no handcuffs,"
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"no shackles, no masks."
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"I'm just a woman, Lydia, just a woman."
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"We are all just women,"
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"But we are women, Lydia. We are women."
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"We can roar."
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"Women have the hearts the size of balloons, Lydia--"
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"balloons filled with helium."
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"Our hearts are hot-air balloons"
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"filled with helium."
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"Our hearts are the Hindenburg, Lydia."
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"We should fill up. Lydia, fill your heart."
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"Lydia, feel your heart."
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"Lydia."
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"This isn't necessary, come on."
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"Lydia, this really-- it isn't necessary."
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"Okay, take your time."
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"Take all the time you need."
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"You don't like me very much, do you?"
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"It's okay."
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"I do like you, Lydia."
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"I like the you"
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"sitting right here right now, beside me."
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"I like the you in the bathroom,"
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"you know, until you hit me."
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"I mean, I'm sorry"
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"I'm sorry."
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"You hurt me too."
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"Yeah, I know."
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"you know, men and whores."
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"But when I'm with you,"
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"it just doesn't feel like nothing."
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"Well, you know, women are different that way."
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"You wanna fuck?"
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"No cops and robbers."
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"No money."
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"Mm."
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"Tanya handcuffed to a lamp post;"
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"That's it, Ray. You've got this, Ray."
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"We're gonna be fine."
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"We're golden."
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"God, Ray, come on, fuck her and get it over with."
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"( Ray narrating ) But hey, no one said orgasmic living was easy."
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"People aren't easy."
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"( Keys jingling )"
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"They fall in love,"
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"get married..."
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"We've all been there."
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"Okay."
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