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Clips from BoJack Horseman - Let's Find Out (S02E02)

"And you said your name was Chadwick Boseman?"
BoJack Horseman
"-BoJack Horseman. -Oh, I'm sorry."
BoJack Horseman
"You were the second hairdresser's assistant on The Ellen Show"
BoJack Horseman
"about five years ago. Veronica, right?"
BoJack Horseman
"-Yeah, that's right. -How was your mother's party in the end?"
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"And we're back in five, four, three, two..."
BoJack Horseman
"So you never say one, huh?"
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"-This is the first episode, right? -[J.D. laughs]"
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"The puppets clap when the puppetmaster pulls the strings."
BoJack Horseman
"Hello. Serious, Going-Places Todd at your service."
BoJack Horseman
"Hey, look at you, all dressed up for the Dipshit Awards."
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"-Are you wearing roller skates? -I'm wearing Heelys."
BoJack Horseman
"They're shoes with wheels, for efficiency purposes."
BoJack Horseman
"Seeing as I am a professional--"
BoJack Horseman
"Another embarrassingly wrong answer,"
BoJack Horseman
"bringing your score down by 80 points and 12 dollars."
BoJack Horseman
"Why are we playing for both points and dollars?"
BoJack Horseman
"Our next question is to Mr. Radcliffe."
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"Sometimes he would mix together blue paint with yellow paint"
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"And that man was Banksy. And that color was green."
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"-Final answer. -Correct!"
BoJack Horseman
"in our Kia Sportage Cash Grab Booth."
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"-Wait, are you ser-- Oh! -And go!"
BoJack Horseman
"While BoJack works, let's check out the action"
BoJack Horseman
"-on our Kia Sportage Cash Grab Booth Cam. -[audience cheers]"
BoJack Horseman
"I'm trying to write an essay."
BoJack Horseman
"I came to ask you how you were doing"
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"and then to tell you you're not doing so well."
BoJack Horseman
"while Boy Wizard over there just has to know colors"
BoJack Horseman
"and for some reason, everyone was playing poker all of a sudden."
BoJack Horseman
"and all the stars came out to show off their tricks."
BoJack Horseman
"There was Lucy Lawless, Lucy Liu, Lori Laughlin, Lisa Loeb,"
BoJack Horseman
"the dog from Frasier, and at the head of the table?"
BoJack Horseman
"Whoops. Woh-oh."
BoJack Horseman
"You know what, I got an essay to write,"
BoJack Horseman
"so if this isn't about the precipitous fall of the French ruling class--"
BoJack Horseman
"Mm-hm. Watch the ears."
BoJack Horseman
"Time's up, Daniel."
BoJack Horseman
"just won 54,000 bonus dollars."
BoJack Horseman
"And BoJack barely got beyond his thesis statement."
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"coupled with the retreat of the church from secular life...""
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"-And then it just stops? -[audience laughs]"
BoJack Horseman
"But first, it's time for our Multiple Choice Buzz-In Round."
BoJack Horseman
"A buzz-in round? All right."
BoJack Horseman
"Tell me, "How many oak trees are needed"
BoJack Horseman
"Or C, 3500?""
BoJack Horseman
"-Um, correct. -Uh, what?"
BoJack Horseman
"-Uh, wow. That's, uh... -[mild applause]"
BoJack Horseman
"That's actually correct."
BoJack Horseman
"Let's find out."
BoJack Horseman
"Quantum tunneling. King Magnus the Second."
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"Miss Scarlet in the library with the lead pipe."
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"Which is an exciting surprise."
BoJack Horseman
"-Goddamn it, throw to commercial. -We'll be right back."
BoJack Horseman
"-Hey. Horshack. What's going on? -What's going on is I'm kicking your ass."
BoJack Horseman
"Well, tell Charity she can kiss my ass."
BoJack Horseman
"Thanks. It was touch and go--"
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"But I'm a little concerned"
BoJack Horseman
"because it seems like you might actually win,"
BoJack Horseman
"People love him."
BoJack Horseman
"-Are you asking me to throw the game? -You don't care about this game."
BoJack Horseman
"-[sighs] Okay. -You know what?"
BoJack Horseman
"They say you're the worst. Especially Queefburglar69. He's their leader."
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""You may or may not be familiar with a famous racehorse named Secretariat."
BoJack Horseman
"In what year did Secretariat win the Triple Crown?""
BoJack Horseman
"-[buzzer sounds] -BoJack."
BoJack Horseman
"Hmm?"
BoJack Horseman
"-How could you not know that? -Let's just move on."
BoJack Horseman
"That would not be a good movie."
BoJack Horseman
"I mean, more like Secre-terrible."
BoJack Horseman
"Damn, Bojangles, you got served."
BoJack Horseman
"Oh, wait, did I just spoil it for you?"
BoJack Horseman
"That's not what happened. She went to help people."
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"Or maybe she went to help herself get away from her awful marriage."
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"-Well, I mean-- -No, no, no, let's get into things."
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"Let's get real. Everybody, BoJack wants to get real."
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"Cancel the Bubble Round. Because we're getting real."
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"Should we cut to commercial?"
BoJack Horseman
"Would Homer cut away from Odysseus's journey"
BoJack Horseman
"Well, there you are."
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"Things are getting real out here. Really real."
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"Really, really, really real!"
BoJack Horseman
"-Uh, I'm not sure where you're going-- -Oh, no?"
BoJack Horseman
"that time you pulled over by the side of the road."
BoJack Horseman
"You want to talk about that, BoJack?"
BoJack Horseman
"-No! -Yes."
BoJack Horseman
"Did something exciting just happen?"
BoJack Horseman
"Because people on the app are, and I quote, "losing their tits.""
BoJack Horseman
"Oh, no, no, I've stumbled on to a cancer support message board."
BoJack Horseman
"Okay, how do I...?"
BoJack Horseman
"I have a few friends in the highway patrol,"
BoJack Horseman
"and she told me, of course! We're married!"
BoJack Horseman
"Wait, so you've known all this time?"
BoJack Horseman
"Um, don't you think you're pushing them too far?"
BoJack Horseman
"I'll tell you when it's too far. This is my art, goddamn it."
BoJack Horseman
"I'm J. goddamn D. goddamn Salinger, and I want rain!"
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"All I ever wanted was to be your friend."
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"And you treat me like a big joke."
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"-Because... I'm jealous. -Oh."
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"-Of what? Diane? -No."
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"Of everything. Everything comes so easy for you."
BoJack Horseman
"What else could the universe possibly owe you?"
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"I want to feel good about myself."
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"The way you do. And I don't know how."
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"I don't know if I can."
BoJack Horseman
"Whoa, guys, this is getting a little heavy, don't we think?"
BoJack Horseman
"I'm sorry, Mr. Peanutbutter."
BoJack Horseman
"Wow, um, I don't know if I can forgive you."
BoJack Horseman
"But I guess we'll find out right after this break."
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"[audience cheering]"
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"-Damn. -Shut up."
BoJack Horseman
"I knew it. I knew this show would bring us to the heights of human drama"
BoJack Horseman
"Now somebody go out and get me a Red Bull and a banana fish sandwich."
BoJack Horseman
"On it. It's a perfect day for a Red Bull."
BoJack Horseman
"Whoa-oh!"
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"-Mr. Peanutbutter! -Oh, hey Wanda."
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"I'm only half paying attention to whatever you two are arguing about"
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"but it's killer. Now all we need is a happy ending."
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"I don't think we can just resolve everything cleanly in a half-hour."
BoJack Horseman
"So resolving everything cleanly in a half-hour is kind of what we do."
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