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Clips from BoJack Horseman - Let's Find Out (S02E02)

"It's the only way we can move past this."
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"[J.D.] Cue the Kiss Cam."
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"Todd, there you are. You're missing a pretty big moment out there."
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"I don't care. You said it yourself. Without that pen, I'm totally worthless."
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"You had the pen and you just gave it to me?!"
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"Oh, I can't believe that worked."
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"Yeah, said the girl who doesn't have a pen right now."
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"Unbelievable. You are the most annoying, immature, aggravating,"
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"That's the story of how I met... this pen."
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"-No it does not. -Viva Todd-foolery!"
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"-Hey! Hey, hey! -[blows raspberry]"
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"Well, that stern but supple kiss puts you over the top."
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"you can risk it all in our Double or Nothing round."
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"[audience clamoring]"
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"it's impossible to remember them all."
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"-Elijah Wood? -What?"
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"Elijah Wood?!"
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"Thank you so much for doing this."
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"It's more than being an elbow"
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"I'm sure I'll pick it up. How hard could it be?"
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"You didn't read the treatment? I faxed it to you."
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"My bad, our fax machine isn't plugged in."
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"BoJack, this is our first show"
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"and it is very important that things run smoothly tonight."
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"-I got you an iPad, ma'am. -Oh, no thanks, Mia."
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"But you can use our second screen app to see what viewers say"
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"Oh, cool, I love stupid bullshit like this. Ooh."
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"Oh, you just touch it."
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"Listen boo-boo, I didn't graduate first in my class from a prestigious university,"
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"win a well-known award, never ever be sick at sea"
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"-[grunts] -Todd, stay out of Hair and Makeup."
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"But I like it there."
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"They brush my hair and tell me stories about their weekends."
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"Big-nosed Todd wasn't funny, Zombie Todd wasn't funny,"
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"Pretty Lady Todd wasn't funny,"
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"When it's me, we call it "Todd-foolery.""
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"We certainly do not call it that."
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"Listen up, everyone."
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"It's bigger than any of us."
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"I expect all of you to work together."
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"But I also expect that one of you will tower above the rest."
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"And that outstanding individual will receive this pen."
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"By the end of tonight,"
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"this pen will be bestowed upon the person most deserving."
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"-Now, let's get to work. -[AD] And five, four,"
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"[♪♪]"
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"Ah. All right! Here we go."
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"can you imagine what they're going to do for a real celebrity?"
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"Hey, this is Mr. Peanutbutter's show, so be nice."
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"When you say nice, do you mean kind?"
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"Or, like, delivering a lot of sick burns,"
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"Tonight we answer the age-old question:"
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"You know him from his years on Horsin' Around,"
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"There you are. How are you doing?"
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"-BoJack, welcome. -It is great to be here."
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"-the Small Talk Round. -The what now?"
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"[dramatic music plays over speakers]"
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"Thirty seconds on the clock. BoJack, how are you?"
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"-Uh, fine? -Correct."
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"-Did you see the game last night? -No, I don't follow--"
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"-[Peanutbutter] Oh. -[buzzer sounds]"
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"[buzzer sounds]"
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"-What game? -[J.D.] Ready camera one? Camera one."
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"You tell me. You're the one who saw it."
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"-Uh, this is general knowledge? -It's just an average we're asking for."
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"maybe this celebrity should have studied more-a more-a."
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"[J.D.] Yes, Mr. Peanutbutter. Go for the kill."
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"-That doesn't really seem-- -[woman] They're all dead!"
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"I watched them die!"
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"Good choice. After seeing J.J. Abrams' Star Trek reboot, did I call it:"
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"A, "A visual feast for the senses,""
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"B, "A zestful lark through time and space,""
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"or D, "All of the above"?"
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"-I'll say D? -Ouch, the answer was A and B."
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"Though I would also agree with C."
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"So I told Mr. Peanutbutter I'd drive him here,"
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"I don't need a pen."
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"I can walk into any Chili's with a child under 12 and get crayons for free."
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"You don't get it."
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"If Salinger gives you his pen, that means you're worth something."
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"Actually, you know what? Don't worry about it. It's not for you."
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"-[buzzer sounds] -Oh, the answer is Egypt."
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"Turn up the directional heat lamps. Oh, yeah."
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"Let's really make him sweat."
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"Surprised you didn't get that one,"
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"Quick impression. [drinks] "I'm not an alcoholic.""
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"[laughs] You love it."
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"Oh, yeah, pretty good one from King Mutt over here. Am I right?"
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"You know, like King Tut?"
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"Because we're talking about Egypt? And Mr. Peanutbutter's a mutt, so..."
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"I'm a yellow lab, BoJack."
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"we've been getting on our second screen app,"
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"Because there's a lot of ribbing going on here."
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"I'm not ribbing you. I'm telling you, you're--"
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"Welcome back."
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"Will BoJack Horseman go down in show history as our worst contestant ever?"
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"Wow. J.D., people are loving this show."
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"What I'm trying to say is, it's a positive bomb."
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"But now, let's meet our big celebrity."
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"-Big celebrity? -Say hello to..."
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"-Oh, my God! It's Daniel Radcliffe! -[audience cheering]"
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"We'll find out what our big celebrity knows right after this break."
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"And we're out. Oh, we're cooking now."
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"I'm not 100 percent watching"
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"because I'm so engrossed in the second screen experience,"
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"but according to the second screen experience,"
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"other people are loving the show."
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"Well, I had no idea that was coming"
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"but some guy named Dong-Slinger-420 loved the surprise."
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"He said, "Two dongs way up.""
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"There was no mention of another bigger celebrity in the document you faxed?"
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"I couldn't read it. My fax machine cut it into little strips."
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"-That sounds like a shredder. -Well, I guess I shredded it to you."
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"-[iPad chimes] -I gotta deal with this."
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"it charges my credit card five dollars. Love you."
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"[mumbling] Ehh... you, too."
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"Could you get the base a little less pale?"
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"-To get away from Chris Martin? -Huh."
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"You opened up about your fear of success?"
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"You said I was a true friend and you would never forget me?"
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