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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Paranoia (S03E03)

"But only to prove he's making this all up."
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"Okay, okay."
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"The important thing is, you agreed we can go"
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"Let's do it!"
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"All right, who's up first?"
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"Party number one will be brought to you by Gina Linetti."
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"the first six seconds of your party are a big old snooze."
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"Tonight we will be attending"
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"But shooting them with paintballs"
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"in the behind is the best,"
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"which is what we're gonna do."
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"Unleash hell."
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"Ow, ow, ow! Ow, ow, ow!"
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"Well, well, well, guess I nailed it."
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"Pressure's on, guys."
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"- Ow! - I'm engaged!"
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"If Figgis hired him, that means he's highly trained,"
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"armed, and very dangerous."
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"Oh, not a problem."
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"I've got an arsenal in my pants."
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"Guys, game faces on."
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"but I know it's gonna be brutal."
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"And it's empty."
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"No one's been in here for years."
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"- I can't believe I was wrong. - I can."
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"Okay, look, this was maybe a weird way to start the night,"
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"but the good news is,"
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"we can still make our dinner reservation and no one got hurt."
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"Actually, I cut myself real bad."
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"Of course you did."
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"Party round two: the quiz."
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"Winner gets a question mark crown."
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"So cool."
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"Um, I'll take Lonely Arts and Crafts for 800."
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"First of all, I've made many friends through arts and crafts."
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"And secondly, it's a drinking game."
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"Get a question wrong, do a shot."
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"Oh, and the questions? They're all about Rosa."
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"But none of us know anything about Rosa."
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"Everyone's about to get real hammered."
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"What is my favorite soup?"
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"Chicken noodle."
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"Potato leek."
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"Corn frickin' noodle. I mean, chowder, damn it."
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"You're all wrong. I've never had soup."
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"Don't bother. They all suck."
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"Drink!"
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"Upper cut."
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"Disembowelment."
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"My first word was "Da-da." Drink!"
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"- Oh! - Told ya."
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"Good luck following this party, ya bish."
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"I'd like to make a toast to the groom-to-be, Adrian Pimento."
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"Don't bother, Jake. Everybody's pissed at me."
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"I told you, we're splitting it."
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"but you know what else got off to a weird, rocky start?"
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"America, and we all love America now, right?"
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"Well, it's no Amsterdam."
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"And you know who else we also love?"
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"that it makes us act a little crazy sometimes."
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"You're talking about me, right?"
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"Ah, I would kill all of you for her."
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"That's sweet. Right?"
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"- Cheers. - Cheers."
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"I'd also like to make a toast."
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"Thank you guys so much for this party."
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"hijacked the bus,"
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"stole all of your wallets to double check your identities."
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"What?"
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"But with friends like you,"
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"There he is!"
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"Sarge, look."
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"I guess someone's trying to kill him."
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"I mean, a man's life is in danger."
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"Look, I'm sorry I doubted you."
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"I'm also sorry that someone's trying to kill you,"
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"but I can really only take ownership for the first part."
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"It's okay, Sarge."
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"I would've doubted me too."
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"I mean, you guys probably haven't noticed anything,"
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"but I've been acting pretty unstable lately."
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"Well, personally, I think I also deserve an apology."
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"- So what's our plan? - Okay."
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"Okay, all I need is a car battery,"
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"jumper cables, and unfettered access to his nibs."
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"As much as I'd like to see that,"
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"Maybe I should ask the questions."
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"find out when the mashed potatoes are coming."
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"He's not a real waiter, man!"
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"Hang on, we don't know that for sure."
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"- Are you a waiter as well? - Mm-mm."
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"Yeah."
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"So, you had a picture of my friend and a loaded gun."
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"I'm a contract killer who was hired to kill Adrian Pimento."
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"Oh."
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"That went much easier than I was expecting."
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"Still gonna brag."
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"- I broke him. - Who wants me dead?"
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"Someone in Figgis's organization?"
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"Once I finish the job,"
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"I'm supposed to text him a photo of the body."
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"Interesting."
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"Mm-mm."
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"Great plan, Sarge!"
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"No, I was gonna say it first."
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"I thought of it before you did."
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"- Where we goin'? - A restaurant."
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"Specifically, Le Petit Colon."
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"It means small intestine, 'cause that's all they serve."
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"Oh, man, I was rootin' for you."
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"We are demolishing it."
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"Yeah!"
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"Guys, love is beautiful."
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"look super murdered, like Tarantino disgusting murdered."
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"- You ready? - Murder me, bro."
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"Actually, he's right. Every single time."
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"I'm just gonna take the photo from the waist up, okay?"
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"Fine, but for the record, I think I should've peed myself."
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"All right, noted."
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"Photo taken..."
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