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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Paranoia (S03E03)

"- All right, I'll work on it. - Okay."
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"Sarge does not approve of the wedding,"
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"I'm sure you're just reading into it."
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"No."
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"Pimento is nuts!"
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"Ah, so not reading into it at all."
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"I love Adrian."
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"Every time I see him, my heart just explodes."
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"Anyway, I think Sarge would like him"
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"I will make sure Sarge loves him."
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"Great. Crap, here comes Adrian."
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"- You never saw me. - All right."
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"Act surprised."
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"Hey, Jake, come here. I got a question for you."
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"Sure."
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"Oh, that's very close for a question."
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"Jake Peralta, will you do me the honor of being my best man?"
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"Best man?"
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"Adrian, this is all so sudden!"
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"- I'm gonna kiss you now. - Oh, you don't have to."
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"Maybe, like, Terry, or, I don't know, Terry's great."
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"Sure, nah, I was thinking all the guys from work."
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"Except Chuck. Rosa called dibs on him."
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"Maid of honor? Yes, a million times, yes!"
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"It would be an honor."
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"Great, but I specifically said, "co-maid-of-honor,""
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"because I am also asking Amy and Gina."
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"I guess that's okay,"
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"with a couple of ice cubes."
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"Count me in as long as I get eight plus-ones."
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"Guys, focus. We need to start planning."
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"So when's the wedding?"
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"Next week."
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"That is not enough time to plan a bridal shower,"
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"an engagement brunch,"
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"a papier-mâché sculpture of you two kissing."
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"Don't worry about that stuff."
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"The one dumb wedding thing I've always wanted"
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"was a bachelorette party."
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"Ah, so, cool, cool, cool."
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"Super excited for the big night."
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"Well, I'm happy she's excited."
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"I'm not sleeping for the next 24 hours."
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"Amen, sister. Amen."
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"All right, gents,"
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"Pimento's bachelor party is tomorrow night."
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"I've gotten us a party bus,"
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"and a DVD copy of "American Beauty" to watch at midnight."
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"That last thing was his only request."
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"I'm not sure if it's his favorite movie"
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"and slash each other with machetes."
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"He's not exactly stable."
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"Die, bug!"
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"Oh, no, he's dead. Oh, what have I done?"
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"That was 18 days ago."
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"He's getting saner by the minute."
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"In a month, he'll basically just be Frasier."
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"- Copy that. - Yeah, Sarge."
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"If Jake wants to pay for us to have a fun night out,"
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"let's not stop him."
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"I'm not paying for it. We're splitting it."
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"Well, then, I'm with Terry. This wedding's a sham."
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"I'm looking out for Rosa,"
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"I get it, but you're just saying that"
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"'cause you don't know the real Adrian."
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"And this bachelor party is gonna change all that."
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"We're gonna eat steaks, we're gonna smoke cigars."
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"We're gonna look at naked ladies."
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"No, Hitchcock, we're keeping it classy."
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"Will you at least promise me you'll keep an open mind?"
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"But for the record,"
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"and this whole thing is gonna blow up."
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"Fun attitude. Save it for the party bus."
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"Rosa, we could really use your input on the bachelorette party."
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"I would compromise, but I refuse to not do mine."
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"- Whose idea is best? - Excellent question."
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"Has this ever happened to you?"
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"Ding, the elevator doors closed."
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"No one can hear you. We cannot hear you."
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"Why don't we just do all three parties?"
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"Oh, and then you pick your favorite at the end."
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"I.E., mine."
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"Wow, how cool is this?"
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"A TV on a bus? I never thought I'd see that."
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"Where's the groom already?"
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"Who doesn't show up on time for their own party?"
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"You mean, besides Gina?"
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"Look, you said you'd keep an open mind for Pimento."
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"Sir, are you okay?"
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"Hello?"
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"We need to go now!"
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"Okay, just keep that mind open."
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"I'm sure there's a perfectly stable explanation for this."
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"Someone's trying to kill me!"
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"Mind closed, Jake! Mind closed."
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"Yep."
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"Look, I know you're upset"
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"because Pimento seems a little amped up..."
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"We were going 90 with the headlights off!"
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"But please just give him a chance to explain"
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"before getting all angry and yelling, "Hey, man!""
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"Hey, man! What the hell were you doing?"
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"Great, Sarge, can I just talk to you outside for one moment?"
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"Sarge, he's a good cop."
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"he'll give you a calm, logical answer."
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"Fine."
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"Why do you want to know?"
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"Who are you working for?"
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"I will cut you, little man."
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"Cool. Hey, uh, Adrian?"
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"Can I borrow you for one sec?"
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"Okay, here's everything I know."
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"- It all started... - Jake, a word, please."
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"Sorry. Adrian, you were saying?"
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"White guy, svelte, thick brown hair,"
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"piercing blue eyes."
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"I don't know, I guess you'd consider him"
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"Anyway, this morning I turned the tables, followed him home."
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"Smart, sane, rational. Sarge, what do you think?"
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"Fine, we can go."
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