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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Paranoia (S03E03)

"Listen up, everyone."
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"I order you to throw out that gingerbread house."
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"Check it out, losers. Guess who got their dealer!"
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"Tell us everything!"
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"I don't want to toot my own horn or anything,"
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"Big puffy bow in the back, can't go wrong."
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"He thinks we're rushing into things, but we're not."
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"I need you to show him the real Adrian."
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"Rosa Diaz, I promise you this."
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"- Already did it. - That seals it."
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"So who you thinking about inviting to the bachelor party?"
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"Oh, my God, that's why they call it that."
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"if you want to water down your Charles Boyle"
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"- Next what? - Next week?"
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"All the pressure's on that one event, cool, cool, very cool."
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"reservations at a delightful steakhouse,"
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"or if he's just never seen it."
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"I'm surprised he didn't want us all to get drunk"
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"- Right, just their boobs. - No, no boobs."
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"Fine, mind open."
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"I think they're making a mistake,"
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"You show up at a bachelorette party..."
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"Now before I tell you my idea, are you allergic to dolphins?"
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"Does anybody need any... aah!"
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"BRB. BRB. BRB."
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"- What? - I don't know."
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"classically handsome."
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"- Is that weird to say? - No."
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"I mean, is it? No, I don't think so."
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"We need to go there now, so we can get the drop on him."
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"and you and Pimento are best friends now."
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"Where exactly are these good times?"
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"my nephew Anthony's 13th birthday party."
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"A league."
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"You're all gonna die tonight!"
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"I don't know what's on the other side of that door,"
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"Battle axe."
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"We're doing separate checks, right?"
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"All right, sure, tonight got off to a weird, rocky start,"
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"Rosa Diaz."
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"Some of us even love her so much"
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"Yeah!"
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"- So let's raise our glass. - Cheers."
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"Easy on the dings, man. One ding'll do."
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"It means everything to me."
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"I'm finally starting to feel like..."
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"I got him down! Somebody check his pockets!"
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"What the hell? Man, this is crazy!"
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"What do you have to say now?"
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"No? Okay, that's totally cool."
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"I'm gonna make this guy talk."
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"I think you might be a little too close to this."
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"Hey, Jackie, if you're asking the waiter questions,"
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"I don't know. I haven't met the guy."
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"So he has no clue what you look like."
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"You know, whatever, let's just do Sarge's thing, I guess."
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"All right, Boyle, you're up."
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"Neither can anyone else, which is why they shut it down."
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"We are not eating at this restaurant."
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"Madame, may I offer you the first whack?"
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"Okay, we need to make my main man Pimento"
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"Sarge, blood."
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"Headshot."
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"And here comes the brains."
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"Wow, that was a quick response."
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"Someone's a bit of a thirsty gangster."
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"Well, the groomsmen are having a great time."
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"I don't know why we were competing."
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"If you ask me, what we're doing right now,"
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"just hanging out,"
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"to spend the rest of my life with Adrian Pimento."
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"My heart is so full."
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"- I think it's our guy. - Copy that."
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"Yeah, this guy won't be snitching in heaven."
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"In fairness, there's probably"
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"what with the constant death and everything."
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"That's the FBI building."
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"Right now, they think I'm dead."
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"This is my only chance to get away safe."
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"Okay? Do that for me."
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"I don't think I can say any of that to Rosa."
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"No can do."
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"And with that, I left."
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"with that drug store cashier?"
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"Yeah. They seemed really happy."
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"Hey, man. How'd it go last night?"
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"No."
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"He wanted me to tell you that he loves you."
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"Um..."
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"May the lord be with you."
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"I love you."
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"You okay?"
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"I have a similar scar on my back."
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"No big deal. Continue."
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"- Nine-Nine! - Discretely, Jacob."
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"While Captain Holt's out of town at his conference,"
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"I'm in charge, which means, Jake,"
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"- It's from Christmas. - Fine"
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"But you're gonna be leaving a lot of ants with no home."
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"Nice! How'd it go down?"
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"back up through the storm drain, Adrian and I got engaged,"
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"and then we busted him with a half kilo of coke in his sock."
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"Wait, wait, wait."
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"- What'd you just say? - It was in his sock."
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"These dummies, they never think we're gonna check their socks."
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"No, before that, weirdo. The getting engaged part?"
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"Oh, yeah. We got engaged."
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"- Engaged engaged? - Yeah."
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"- As in, to be wed? - Yeah."
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"- Seriously? - Yeah."
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"Amazing! We wants deets."
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"but it was super romantic."
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"You follow. I'll cut him off in the alley."
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"Jake, can I talk to you about my wedding for a second?"
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"No to all of that."
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"Look, Adrian is about to ask you to be his best man."
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"I need you to say yes and I need you to act surprised."
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"No problem. Check this out."
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"What? What?"
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"Best... best man?"
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