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Clips from The Flintstones - At the Races (S01E01)

"Fred's not home, Barney."
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"Wilma, I only hope he makes it home."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"I don't know how to break this to you, Wilma..."
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"but a terrible thing happened."
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"Fred was on his way home, and two guys jump him in the alley."
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"They gave him a terrible beating. He tried to defend himself..."
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"but they overpowered him, and took his whole week's pay."
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"Now, Wilma, take it easy. Don't get hysterical."
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"- Not one word. - But, Wilma, wait till you see him."
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"Rip the fur a little."
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"I tell you, I don't believe it."
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"Easy, pal. Try to hold on, Fred. You know we all love you."
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"Take it easy, honey. I'm going to be all right."
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"Don't be hysterical. Stop crying."
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"What did you do with the money?"
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"The money? What kind of a wife are you?"
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"- Three tough guys jumped me and... - Barney said there were two."
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"Two? Well, one of them was a midget. Barney couldn't see him."
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"You two midget brains better think of something better before I get back."
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"I'm coming."
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"We gotta do something, Fred. And fast."
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"I hate to do this, Fred."
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"One, two, three, four. Testing."
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"He's out like a light."
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"- Now what? - Fred just keeled over."
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"- From what? Overacting? - No, from this bump."
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"Oh, my poor husband."
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"He's coming to."
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"Fred, will you ever forgive me for doubting you?"
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"Watch him, Barney, while I get some cold water and a towel."
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"Say something, Fred."
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"You knucklehead. Are you trying to kill me?"
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"I had to think of something quick. What else could I do?"
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"I'm thinking of something quick now. Can you guess what I'm gonna do?"
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"Now, Fred, I just called the doctor and you're not to stir till he gets here."
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"I'd like to stir Barney. With a bat, that is."
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"Search me. I saw a doctor do it on a TV show once."
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"Quiet, please, while I test the reflexes."
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"Just what I thought."
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"- Complications? - Ja."
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"Bumpus of the nogginus."
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""Bumpus of the nogginus"? What's that?"
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"Now, one week in bed..."
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"feed him liquids, soft foods, rest and quiet, and all that jazz."
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"Good. Then I got to hurry now."
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"What is it, Doctor? An emergency?"
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"- Fred, how's it going? - Terrible."
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"She won't let me out of here. She watches me like a hawk."
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"Tell her you got to go to work."
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"I did, so she called the boss. She told him I'd be out for a week."
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"The last bus leaves for the track in an hour."
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"- "I saw it on a TV show once." - Now, cut that out."
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"If anybody goes, we go together."
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"Oh, no, you don't. You're not going anyplace."
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"I'm going to the market to get some brontosaurus soup bones..."
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"I guess it's goodbye to Boulder Dan's place."
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"- Yeah, we're dead. - Gee, I sure hate to give up."
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"You know the fellow you bet the boss's $2,000 with?"
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"- What's his name? - You mean Herman."
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"That's it, Fred. Where's the phone?"
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"Hello, Herman? $50 on Sabertooth in the fifth."
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"Right on the nose."
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"Yeah, right on the nose. You got it, Herman?"
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"I regret that due to circumstances beyond my control..."
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"But, Herman, listen. Herman, you gotta... But..."
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"Well?"
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"Herman's out of business. So we're out of business."
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"No, we're not."
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"We just got time to catch the last bus for the track. Come on."
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"- What will you tell Wilma? - I'll think of something later."
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"Hold that bus! Hold it!"
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"Just made it."
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"Oh, boy, if we missed it, we'd have had to walk."
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"Here they come."
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"There's nothing more beautiful than a thoroughbred dinosaur."
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"If you ask me, they're breeding them a little too fine."
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"There he is. Number five. It's Sabertooth."
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"Smart-looking jockey, too."
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"What's the matter with him?"
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"Don't worry, that's the way I like to see a dinosaur I'm betting on."
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"Let me see the ticket, Fred."
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"That ain't just a ticket, friend. That's our declaration of independence."
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"Right. I can see it up there in lights:"
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""Fred and Barney, Money Unlimited.""
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"It's not the money, Barney."
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"It's what I'm going tell old Gravelpuss that I'm looking forward to."
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"- Yeah, your boss. - You mean he's going be my ex-boss."
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"- I'm gonna walk into his office. - Yeah, Fred."
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"I'm gonna take one of his cigars and light it."
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"Yeah, Fred."
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"I'm gonna grab hold of his nose and say..."
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"Boss."
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"I am, I got bumpus of the nogginus. Look."
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"What are you doing here at the track?"
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"Ask him, he's the one that's carrying."
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"We came down here to put $50 on Sabertooth's nose..."
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"so we could make enough to buy Boulder Dan's billiard parlor and retire..."
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"Retire?"
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"Don't pay any attention to him, boss. He's out of his mind."
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"He doesn't know what he's saying."
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"What am I saying? I'm going into business for myself."
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"Flintstone, I ought to fire you."
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"Next year I might buy your cheap establishment and fire you."
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"Then I won't have to listen to your barking and whining anymore."
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"Now that you're out of a job, I'm worried about one thing."
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"Like, Sabertooth will win."
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"Excuse me, sir. Coming through, sir."
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"Yes, sir, Colonel. Here you are, Colonel."
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"That's right, son. $1,000 on Gravelpit. I can't lose."
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"Don't bet on the races! That's a joke, son."
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"- Say, who was that? - Him? He owns Sabertooth."
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"- But he just bet on Gravelpit. - So who's betting on Sabertooth?"
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"- We are, and we want to change our bet. - Too late, fellows."
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"They're off and running. Fossil goes to the front."
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"Granite Boy second, Slagheap a close third."
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"Volcano and Earthquake head and head fourth."
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"Gravelpit is fifth and Sabertooth."
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"Into the clubhouse turn."
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"Volcano moving up to third. Slagheap a close fourth."
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