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Clips from Haters Back Off! - I'm Famous (S01E01)

"That video gives away all my singing secrets."
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"Don't post it."
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"It's just that... you were just the grand marshal of the parade!"
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"And when you're on top, you have a long way to fall."
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"One teensy mistake could send you crashing down from your fame throne."
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"What about a no-charge singing tutorial?"
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"- Wait! That's the same freakin' thing! - [sputters]"
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"What about a no money up-front..."
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"melodic yelling experience video?"
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"What does "melodic" mean?"
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"- Singing. - No! That's the same thing again!"
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"[sighs]"
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"Think of something else."
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"Just think about it, Miranda!"
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"[sighs]"
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"Oh, well, hello."
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"Did you have something you wanted to say to me?"
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"You know, usually when someone helps you get into art school"
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"you're supposed to say, "Thank you.""
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"Hello? Earth to Emily!"
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"I didn't get into the art school... okay?"
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"What?"
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"But I spent almost an hour fixing those paintings."
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"[inhales] Fixing them?"
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"You ruined them."
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"Emily... Did you not see all the glitter and the macaroni?"
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"I was helping you."
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"All of them."
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"[faintly] I'm sorry."
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"Oh, is this for me?"
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"I like your bow tie."
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"Oh, thank you."
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"I had a matching hat for it, but I lost it."
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"Oh."
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"What the heck is this? Where's my Froze Toes?"
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"Uh, well, this is a Froze Rose."
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"I made it for you. It took a long time."
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"Okay, well, Patrick, you know my regular order."
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"One Froze Toes, please."
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"So, I'm really looking forward to our date this evening."
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"Mmm."
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"The stakes are high, Patrick."
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"Plus... [sniffles] I'm a lady."
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"- [slurping] - Oh, I know."
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"So you better do something really romantic,"
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"like taking me to a fancy restaurant or..."
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"[softly] A restaurant."
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"Hey, I know you from church. You're Amanda, right?"
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"How offensive."
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"[Owen] And you're Patrick."
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"He remembered."
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"- Let me get one of those popsicles, Patty. - Oh! You can have this one."
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"I didn't even lick it yet. Unless..."
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"Did you want me to?"
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"Oh! Thanks, Amanda. Saves me a buck, right?"
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"[chuckles]"
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"Purity loves cold treats."
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"Hey, Owen..."
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"Wanna pop my bubble?"
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"Uh..."
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"Don't worry, I'll blow you a new one."
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"[chuckling] Okay, you two. I gotta get goin'."
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"A thing? Mmm, I love things."
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"It's a sound check for my CD release party."
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"It's at the Thea, so... it's a pretty big deal. [sniffs]"
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"It's tonight if you guys wanna come."
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"Oh, well, we're busy tonight."
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"Cool. It's fine."
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"[engine starting]"
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"See you around, Amanda."
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"[Miranda] The Thea Foss Theater?"
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"- [door slams shut] - Uncle Jim!"
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"Oh! Mr. Uncle, can I ask you a question real quick before Miranda comes back?"
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"Shh! [whispering] Get down here and hide!"
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"Here, we need to hide!"
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"[gasps] Hide! Quick! Quick! Quick! Quick! Quick! Quick! Quick! Quick! Quick!"
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"Whoa! Well, I'm trying to shoot a viral video with Miranda."
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"Now, if she sees us, the prank won't work."
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"So do you have any advice on some activities that she might enjoy?"
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"Daddy saddle."
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"- Excuse me? - Daddy saddle."
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"Ever since she was little,"
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"the happiest I've ever seen her is on the daddy saddle."
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"[chuckles] Well, I... [clears throat]"
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"I don't think it'd be appropriate for Miranda to ride on me."
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"We're not related."
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"Okay."
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"- Of course she does. - [stuttering] Yeah, and it's like,"
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"what kind of bounce house do you get a girl?"
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"Like, if I got her the dinosaur one, would that send the wrong message?"
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"- Yes. - [Miranda] Uncle Jim! Uncle Jim!"
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"Uncle Jim!"
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"[Jim] Oh, shoot!"
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"How come I don't have a show here?"
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"Uh, we... we can get you a show anywhere you want."
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"You told me that the Thea Foss Theater was impossible to get into."
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"It is. It only books famous people."
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"- What? - Oh! I mean, uh,"
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"famous in the traditional sense."
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"Not pop or Internet celebrities."
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"It's very close-minded of them."
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"Excuse me? I am famous."
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"I already did all your Five Phases of Fame, plus a parade!"
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"I should be enjoying a life of fame and luxury right now,"
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"but instead, you keep trying to make me go back to phase one."
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"You're right. I'm sorry. I'll..."
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"- [grunts] - [Patrick and Jim gasp]"
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"Emily."
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"But the truth is, you're very strong."
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"And... I do need to tell you something. I need to tell you..."
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"- I have this syndrome... - [scoffs] Mom, please, okay?"
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"I don't want to hear about your imaginary ailments anymore."
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"- [sighs] I'm moving in with Dad. - What?"
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"Why are you still talking to your father?"
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"Because I want to move in with him, and he said yes."
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"But you... you don't know what he's really like!"
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"I know that he's different than everyone else here."
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"Well, what about us? We need you."
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"Mom!"
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"I cannot keep cleaning up your messes, okay?"
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