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Clips from Silicon Valley - Success Failure (S04E04)

"It could be any dude, as long as you really want to fuck him."
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"an otter, a circuit queen, a chub, a pup, a gipster,"
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"a daddy chaser, a leather man, a ladyboy, a Donald Duck."
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"- (STAMMERS) - Donald Duck's a gay guy who's been kicked out of the Navy."
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"H-How do you know so many gay things?"
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"My grandfather just came out of the closet. Beautiful. Very inspiring."
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"shouldn't Pied Piper be a dude you wanna fuck?"
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"All right. Let's do an exercise."
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"anything at all, what's it gonna be?"
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"- Three, two, one, go. Go, go, go. - (STAMMERS)"
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"A new Internet."
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"What? Why?"
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"Okay. Well, I haven't really thought this through, so..."
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"Okay."
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"and I brought it out one night to look at the full moon."
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"- Of course you did. - And I got to thinking..."
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""Wow, we put a man on the moon"
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"using the computing power of a handheld calculator.""
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"So then I thought, there's, what, billions of phones"
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"just sitting in people's pockets."
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"to build a massive network?""
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"if we could do it..."
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"would be totally free in every sense of the word."
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"Look, if this new Internet is the man of your dreams"
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"and this is the man that you wanna fuck,"
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"That man I will pay you to fuck."
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"Where the fuck is that kid?"
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"Aw, shit."
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"I'm at the wrong fucking school."
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"Richard, you find that man, fuck him good."
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"Monica, I need to..."
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"Oh. You're not..."
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"Monica? No. Thank God. I'm Ed Chen."
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"Laurie put me in the good office and moved Monica down the hall."
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"Way down the hall."
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"Okay. Sorry."
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"You're gonna listen to Russ Hanneman?"
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"Richard, you sound like a crazy person."
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"I know, but... but Russ is right."
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"(TOILET FLUSHES)"
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"- Oh... - What?"
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"Oh, wow, you can see right into the..."
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"Laurie is punishing me for taking your side"
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"and tell the guys in your company"
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"For the past 48 hours,"
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"I've been trying to rewrite the core video chat code,"
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"and I literally can't."
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"I think, subconsciously,"
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"Richard, I know people who have spent"
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"their entire careers chasing after an app"
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"with this kind of growth rate and never hit it."
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"That may be, but it's not for me."
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"And look, I know these guys are my friends,"
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"but they're also my employees, and it's my company."
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"So... if I say we have to pivot, we pivot."
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"All right. Well, if you're sure, then tell them and then call me and tell..."
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"Richard is fucking with a product that is working."
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"He should not be the CEO of this company."
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"- (SIGHS) - I understand your concerns,"
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"Is this the moment that I become the CEO?"
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"because Gilfoyle would never allow it."
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"Yeah, that's true."
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"replace little baby Richard."
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"So that leaves me."
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"And honestly, gents, who would you rather have"
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"defending your four percent stake in the company..."
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"- Five. - What?"
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"You said three, and then you had..."
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"- No, it's five. - GILFOYLE: Five."
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"You know what? I'm gonna back channel,"
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"In the meantime, if and when..."
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"we are to depose Richard, I am his obvious heir."
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"Erlich, no offense,"
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"but the board is you, Richard, and my dad, right?"
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"So, I think that means you and my dad"
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"would have to agree on who replaces Richard,"
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"- Yeah. - There is someone else."
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"Someone who has zero strikes against him."
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"He sounds awesome."
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"to proceed with construction,"
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"but that support is time-critical."
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"or else the entire project could collapse."
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"So, what do you think?"
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"Sorry. About what?"
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"Ah. The factory."
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"The factory."
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"Excuse me for a moment."
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"- So, what have you got? - Well, sir, I did as you asked."
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"then Moffett, then Jackson Hole."
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"Then I flew back to Shanghai, then to Jackson Hole,"
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"then to Moffett, which is where I just landed."
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"- And? - Moffett is 28.3 minutes closer."
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"I don't want to give him any room to wriggle out of this."
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"It's the only way to be sure."
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"of 20 more private transcontinental flights?"
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"Jack Barker is costing the shareholders"
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"of this company a fortune, and he must be stopped."
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"Good. Call me each time you're in Shanghai."
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"- I'll see you in a week. - Yes, sir."
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"♪ ♪"
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"I don't think Pied Piper should be a video chat company."
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"Richard, we've all decided"
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"Not my call."
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"Richard, we just can't keep fucking pivoting."
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"- We won't do it again. - Just wait for a second, okay?"
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"Uh, I'm quitting."
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"Richard, I was waiting out front!"
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"They want to ambush you and replace you with Big Head,"
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"but I had nothing to do with it."
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"Again, not my call."
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"I was ready to fight you guys,"
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"if I get to completely own my algorithm."
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"you guys would be able to raise money, no problem."
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"And that way, everybody wins."
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"Yes."
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"And you would leave behind your 25 percent,"
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"and Big Head's father would retain his 50 percent?"
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"And I would own 10 percent of your new company."
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"Well, dealbreaker. Let's... Should we get some food?"
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"And I'm here for advice,"
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