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Clips from Silicon Valley - Success Failure (S04E04)

"I'm not paying you to coffee klatsch"
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"You're not paying us at all."
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"Recapping a company is complex."
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"DINESH: You better be. We're not gonna work for free forever."
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"Hey, the Karachi Kid and I finished."
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"Did you push your code?"
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"Uh..."
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"Well, because I was working on something much better."
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"Oh."
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"to handle higher traffic."
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"Then it occurred to me, why rewrite our old code"
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"that doesn't strip away a ton of channels and metadata."
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"a 10 percent increase in image quality"
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"with absolutely no increase in server load whatsoever."
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"Before."
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"After."
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"Richard, I'm trying very hard"
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"not to completely lose my shit right now."
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"we decided that the best way to stay alive"
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"until we got to a million users was to cut server usage."
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"stayed up for 48 fucking straight hours"
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"not keep it the same."
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"was to maximize our ability to get a million users,"
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"Because who doesn't want 10 percent better image quality?"
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"Who doesn't want it? Everyone."
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"Everyone doesn't want it!"
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"People are using this on their cellphones."
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"- You hate the video chat. - I don't hate the video chat, Dinesh."
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"You're fucking jealous."
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"Jealous? Jealous? (SCOFFS)"
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"You built the video chat, I'll give you that. Okay."
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"You did, but you did it using my algorithm."
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"Right, like when Picasso painted a masterpiece,"
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"the guy who made the brushes and the paint"
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"So you're Picasso now?"
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"I think I need to... leave,"
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"but I love you guys."
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"Dinesh, I'm sorry,"
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"but I think we should be doing a little bit more"
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"with this revolutionary compression algorithm"
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"But we already did more, Richard."
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"and it fucking failed, okay?"
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"that we can't get any funding because of you."
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"You're killing us out there."
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"Pied Piper is a video chat company."
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"I agree with Dinesh."
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"Well."
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"Oh. Well, that was just a whole heap of fun."
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"Ordinarily, I loathe coming to China, but when you close a deal like that,"
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"Champagne, gentlemen?"
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"I think that's very much in order."
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"so I'll do it for you."
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"and to your Hooli/Endframe box"
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"Oh, actually, I was headed up to Jackson Hole, see the wife and kids."
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"I... I was gonna charter up tomorrow,"
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"but maybe you could ask the boys"
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"just to drop me off on the way?"
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"Save me the trouble?"
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"Well, and I mean, it's really not a big deal,"
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"but since we are headed east, I think Jackson is further."
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"Well... Well, actually, on flights like this,"
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"so that, technically, is a little more north to south,"
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"and Jackson is quite a bit further north."
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"then head on off to Moffett. That sound good?"
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"I'm gonna get a pillow."
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"♪ ♪"
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"You know what we desperately need is a palapa."
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"It's a Mexican structure with palm fronds."
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"It's essentially a gazebo,"
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"but spicier and with a south- of-the-border kind of vibe."
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"Speaking of which, morale has not exactly been skyrocketing."
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"Richard and the fellows"
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"are entitled to 40 percent of the company."
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"Now, if we each give 20 percent,"
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"we would still own 30 percent each."
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"That seems fair."
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"Dad?"
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"Nope. Not gonna happen."
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"Mr. Bighetti, with all due respect, I..."
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"again."
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"My son's not giving up one share."
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"Not now, not ever."
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"Mr. Bighetti, if you're going to control your son's board seat,"
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"these decisions have to be unanimous."
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"You're going to kill this comp..."
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"I don't care."
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"Killed by you."
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"If all I accomplish by doing this"
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"is making you as miserable as you've made me"
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"watching you fleece my son,"
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"then I'm okay with that."
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"So you expect me to give the 40 percent"
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"Yes."
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"just to end up where I started?"
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"Unacceptable."
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"I'm going to bed."
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"- (SIGHS) - Good night, Brown Bear."
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"♪ ♪"
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"(MUTTERS) Goddamn motherfucker."
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"RICHARD: I mean, the guys are right. I'm fucking up the company."
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"I mean, I almost killed us,"
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"the company, and that is so selfish."
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"I mean, if we have to get a million users,"
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"I need to get us funding, right now."
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"Who said anything about... respectable?"
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"Oh, Richard, no."
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"Fuck yes, I want to talk business. What's the play?"
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"Let's fuck this thing right in the pussy."
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"- (PEOPLE CHATTERING) - Uhh..."
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"- for the current platform. - The video chat?"
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"In fact, that's why we need funding, to keep up with the users,"
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"What?"
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"You don't like it."
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"As I said, the tech is great"
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"It's like this."
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"You're trying to date a woman,"
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"- but deep down in your heart you know you're gay. - Uhh..."
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"Deep in your soul, you know you would rather be plowing a dude!"
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