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Clips from Silicon Valley - Success Failure (S04E04)

"What? No, I... I have to go."
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"There's another men's room on the fourth floor."
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"Right. 'Cause then you would've seen mine twice. (CHUCKLES)"
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"I mean, we're all thinking it, right?"
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"but is this the time that we fire Richard?"
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"You? Why you?"
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"It's a simple process of elimination."
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"Gilfoyle, as an anarchist"
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"- Five percent. - You said four. Was it..."
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"look at some notes, and we'll get to it."
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"- It's just not gonna happen. - Thank you."
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"at one of the biggest tech companies in the Valley."
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"Could we get him?"
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"♪ ♪"
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"And as of now, we've got the votes..."
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"Carol's right. We'd have to break ground before monsoon season"
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"About the factory."
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"I fucking knew it!"
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"Barker should've dropped you off first, sir."
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"Fly each leg five more times and average them."
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"I'll go back to Moffett right now."
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"Guys?"
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"Shit, he came in the back."
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"Richard, we need to talk."
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"you are out. Big Head is in."
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"Just... You're not getting it. Please."
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"Wait. What?"
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"but then, on the way home, it occurred to me"
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"to use the algorithm in your video chat,"
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"but I need the algorithm to build something else."
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"So we can use the algorithm, free and clear, for video chat?"
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"I think that's right. Yes."
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"Wait. What? Why?"
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"The algorithm was developed here in the Incubator."
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"Yeah. Dinesh, you were the one that hacked together"
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"I do."
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"I think this is crazy."
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"JARED: I've always been very adept"
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"at taking the shape of whatever shoe was pressed down upon me,"
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"ERLICH: Then it's settled."
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"I think you guys should call yourselves PiperChat."
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"- Yeah, it's totally fine. - Okay, yeah. Who gives a shit?"
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"Congratulations."
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"Dinesh is going to do that?"
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"DINESH: Let's see."
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"Go on, man."
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"ERLICH: That's... That would come out of Jared's percentage."
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"Really?"
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"Frankly, little bit surprised."
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"Always put me first? Gone the extra mile?"
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"Gosh... I sure tried."
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"♪ Nothin' stays in a steady state ♪"
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"♪ It overheats and melts ♪"
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"♪ Eats its own litter up, the system's fucked, it's corrupt ♪"
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"♪ It's crazy to think in the '80s I wanted minks ♪"
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"♪ To get cash while I'm sipping on drinks ♪"
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"♪ In Nike sweatsuits and Gucci links ♪"
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"♪ D-D-DJ Shadow, we rose to throw blows ♪"
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"♪ I'm a 3D movie, no needed glasses ♪"
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"♪ I'm a 3D movie, no needed glasses ♪"
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"♪ To make you feel is ♪"
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"That was fast."
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"RICHARD: Yep."
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"Oh, would you... would you care for a water?"
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"Why are your fingers orange?"
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"It's... It's iodine."
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"I've been... biting my nails,"
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"So, what do you do?"
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"Venture capital over at Wood Opal."
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"Wow. Good."
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"is light-years ahead of anything else out there on the market."
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"Yes, and you can add multiple concurrent users"
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"with no loss in picture quality, even on conventional 3G."
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"Hi, friend. What's up?"
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"JARED: Hey, should we add another friend?"
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"Yeah, we should."
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"How many friends can we conference at the same time?"
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"Well, thanks to the amazing new TURN server,"
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"as many as you like."
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"What if someone is in an area with poor cellular reception?"
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"- And if it did, the lag, the video quality... - (SIGHS)"
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"Could you keep your eyes on the road, please?"
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"Yeah, got it. I'm on it."
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"Hey, friends."
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"Wow! Look at that. The image is so clear."
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"- Yeah, we really do. - Yes."
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"- No! - GILFOYLE: Uh-oh."
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"- JARED: That was my fault. - Yes, but no."
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"I mean, that... that's the old thing. This is the new thing,"
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"- GILFOYLE: Ah, shit. - Look, look."
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"We just surpassed 120,000 daily active users"
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"and we're growing at a rate of 18 percent, organically, week over week."
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"Richard, that's Facebook-level growth."
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"ERLICH: Richard, Richard, do not pull over."
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"You will never see him again if he gets out."
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"ERLICH: Richard, can you hear me?"
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"- Richard, do not... do not pull over. - You'll never see him again."
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"- ERLICH: Richard! - Okay."
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"What the fuck? Are you seriously trying to kidnap me right now?"
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"No. It's the locks. I... I don't know. It's not my car."
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"Child locks are on."
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"I was babysitting my friend Gloria's great-granddaughter."
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"- Got it. Look, look, look. - God damn it!"
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"We are desperate. We need funding."
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"- You need funding? - Yes."
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"just to keep this ship afloat?"
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"Is it hard to become a billionaire?"
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"looks like we have to work our asses off"
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"- to reduce our hosting bill. - (DOOR OPENS)"
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"If you actually get to a million users..."
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"call me. My cell's on the back."
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"DINESH: Yeah, I just pushed my code."
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"but I broke up our entire code base into parallel services."
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"You know, this whole job would've been a lot easier"
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"if you hadn't designed sloppy services in the first place."
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"Oh, silly me."
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"I guess when I hacked together"
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"would shit themselves over how fucking awesome it was."
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"Less talk, more work, boys."
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