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Clips from Fargo - Buridan's Ass (S01E01)

"If you want this to go away, you gotta give 'em someone."
Fargo
"Chaz... buddy, come on."
Fargo
"I'm done."
Fargo
"There's something wrong with you, Lester. There's something missing."
Fargo
"(GROANING SOFTLY)"
Fargo
"(LESTER GRUNTING)"
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"(CONTINUES GROANING)"
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"(MUFFLED GROANING)"
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"(GROANS)"
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"(SIGHING)"
Fargo
"So he had a shotgun pellet in his hand this whole time?"
Fargo
"Lester? Yeah."
Fargo
"Which means he wasn't knocked out in the basement"
Fargo
"So maybe..."
Fargo
"maybe he and Malvo weren't foes there at the end."
Fargo
"Maybe... they colluded on this whole thing."
Fargo
"Welcome to Phoenix Farms!"
Fargo
"You sure are. This about the bugs?"
Fargo
"Sorry?"
Fargo
"The bugs. The... What do you..."
Fargo
"Or wait. Maybe we're not supposed to tell people."
Fargo
"Is there a manager or someone we can talk to?"
Fargo
"Dave, anybody in the offices yet?"
Fargo
"Let me check."
Fargo
"Mr. Cosmopolis to Customer Service."
Fargo
"(MUZAK PLAYING ON PA)"
Fargo
"Okay, then... I'm gonna leave my card."
Fargo
"Deputy Solverson."
Fargo
"The license number there on the back."
Fargo
"When a manager gets in, just have him call."
Fargo
"Okay, sure. Thanks for stopping by."
Fargo
"Thanks."
Fargo
"So what do we do now then?"
Fargo
"I could use another cup of coffee."
Fargo
"FEMALE ELECTRONIC VOICE: Please take your ticket."
Fargo
"(GRUNTING)"
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"Oh, God, my God."
Fargo
"What?"
Fargo
"WALLY: Kid's getting restless."
Fargo
"How's he doing?"
Fargo
"He's baffled... just like me."
Fargo
"It's not too late to get off the pot. It's a lot of damn money."
Fargo
"It's not about the money. It's bigger than the..."
Fargo
"STAVROS: Thank you, God."
Fargo
"WALLY: Than what?"
Fargo
"Tell the damn kid..."
Fargo
"I love him."
Fargo
"Was that my dad?"
Fargo
"Ticket, please."
Fargo
"I changed my mind."
Fargo
"I decided..."
Fargo
"He has different plans."
Fargo
"No, no, no."
Fargo
"I know what I have to do now. I didn't before."
Fargo
"Well, sir, I gotta..."
Fargo
"(POLICE CHATTER ON RADIO)"
Fargo
"Two-faced."
Fargo
"When someone's a liar, that's what you... you say."
Fargo
""He's two-faced.""
Fargo
"and another for..."
Fargo
"I guess that's what... bothers me the most, you know."
Fargo
"Not the violence and the murders and all?"
Fargo
"Well... of course that... but, I mean..."
Fargo
"(SIGHS)"
Fargo
"When a dog goes rabid, right, there's no mistaking it for a normal dog."
Fargo
"we're supposed to know better..."
Fargo
"to be better, you know?"
Fargo
"You have no idea."
Fargo
"(SNORING)"
Fargo
"OFFICER 1: Roger from Dispatch. We're sitting around Willow Creek..."
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"(GROANS)"
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"(MUFFLED TALKING)"
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"(MUFFLED PROTESTING)"
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"Thought about it. The 60-40 thing doesn't work for me."
Fargo
"(CONTINUES PROTESTING) OFFICER 3 ON RADIO: All right,"
Fargo
"I'm gonna take it to north, in case he shows up down the block."
Fargo
"(INDISTINCT TALKING)"
Fargo
"(MUFFLED SHOUTING)"
Fargo
"FEMALE OFFICER: A 172. Tenth and Market to code four. Can I get a case number?"
Fargo
"Hey.Hey!"
Fargo
"(MUFFLED WHIMPERING)"
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"In case Stavros does call the cops..."
Fargo
"we wanna make sure they're too busy to respond."
Fargo
"That's part one."
Fargo
"(MUFFLED GRUNTING)"
Fargo
"Part two is..."
Fargo
"have you ever had Turkish Delight?"
Fargo
"It's disgusting."
Fargo
"That's okay. I'd be insulted if you didn't try."
Fargo
"One citation, one..."
Fargo
"(MUFFLED TALKING)"
Fargo
"FEMALE OFFICER: A 172. Tenth and Market to code four. Can I get a case number?"
Fargo
"(MUFFLED SHOUTING)"
Fargo
"Mr. Creech?"
Fargo
"Anyone there?"
Fargo
"Wash your hands first. GORDO: Did."
Fargo
"Yeah? When? Between the car and the house?"
Fargo
"and then he kills himself?"
Fargo
"Why didn't the fella just go work for a charity?"
Fargo
"Got me."
Fargo
"Probably close the roads soon, if you're gonna head back."
Fargo
"Still gotta take a look at Lester's car."
Fargo
"Maybe take another run at Phoenix Farms, I'm thinking."
Fargo
"Try to get an ID on that company car."
Fargo
"Don't much like this fella threatening people."
Fargo
"I mean... (CLEARS THROAT) some kids grow up thinking about it,"
Fargo
"And your dream was what then?"
Fargo
"You're gonna think it's funny, but..."
Fargo
"I always wanted to work for the Post Office..."
Fargo
"and be a mailman. (CHUCKLES)"
Fargo
"I like that you get to see the same people every day..."
Fargo
"bring 'em that check they've been waiting for..."
Fargo
"so I took the bus downtown."
Fargo
"Never thought they'd, you know... they'd take me."
Fargo
"SO why try?"
Fargo
"Well, you know..."
Fargo
"(SIRENS WAILING)"
Fargo
"I wonder what that's about."
Fargo
"OFFICER ON RADIO: All Tac units arrived after me. Repeat, Tac team..."
Fargo
"(SIRENS CONTINUE WAILING) (OFFICERS SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)"
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