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Clips from Fargo - Buridan's Ass (S01E01)

"Bottom line, they don't think..."
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"Our guys, they said... doesn't look related to the business."
Fargo
"Could be extra-marital... on the wife's side."
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"to apprehend who we... think is responsible."
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"Dead."
Fargo
"What's that?"
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"Not apprehend, dead."
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"Kill and be killed. Head in a bag."
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"CARLYLE: Nineteen-hundred units shipped by rail at a cost of $600 per"
Fargo
"DON: Good evening, ladies. Good..."
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"Welcome, ladies, to Turkish Delight..."
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"your wish is our command."
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"Time to make the call."
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"No, I mean... you know... (LAUGHS) Maybe I don't wanna now, you know."
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"'Cause... That's... maybe... maybe"
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"something got broken there in the night,"
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"you know... something... something important like trust."
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"You know, maybe... we need to revisit who gets how much here."
Fargo
"What's in the bags?"
Fargo
"Look... okay, here's what I'm thinking. I'm thinking 60-40, all right?"
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"You know, with me getting, you know..."
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"Because, you know, am I or am I not doing all the..."
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"What about the voice thingy there?"
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"(EXHALES)"
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"(IN DEEP VOICE) "Luke... I am your father...""
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"(CLATTERS)"
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"Stop screwing around."
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""Luke.""
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"I think you broke it."
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"(EXHALES) So about that 60-40 split there, you know, I'm..."
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"Hey, why is there paper on the windows?"
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"You really want me to say all this?"
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"(CLOCK TICKING)"
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"(STAVROS SHOUTING)"
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"(CELL PHONE RINGING)"
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"Yeah."
Fargo
"DON: (IN DEEP VOICE) "Once upon a time, there was a little boy."
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"and he had nothing."
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"In the winter, the boy would freeze..."
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"and in the summer, he would boil."
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"He knew the name of every stinging insect."
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"Why was he outside and they in?"
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"'It should be me, ' he said."
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"And out of the darkness, the wolves came, whispering."
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"(DOOR CLOSING)"
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"Well... did it sound like he was gonna pay?"
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"I don't know what that sounds like."
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"(LAUGHS) what's with all the duct tape?"
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"NORM ON RADIO: Tellin' you, folks, things are shaping up to make this"
Fargo
"A perfect storm or what have you."
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"SAM ON RADIO: That's right, Norm."
Fargo
"And expect white outs and blizzard-like conditions"
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"as this system moves quickly down from Canada."
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"Also, expect poor road conditions and even closures."
Fargo
"So, folks, please avoid driving today unless you absolutely have to."
Fargo
"Starting to come down out there."
Fargo
""Storm of the century," they're sayin'."
Fargo
"Is Greta here?"
Fargo
"No, she's at a friend's. Thought it would be safer."
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"Just left a little earlier is all."
Fargo
"So... you really think this Malvo fella was at your apartment?"
Fargo
"Not at the apartment, outside."
Fargo
"My neighbor, he does the watch."
Fargo
"May even have followed me here, I'm thinking."
Fargo
"So the neighbor, Jewish fella,"
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"Said the fella was real menacing in return."
Fargo
"Talked about how maybe he was gonna..."
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"Did you call it in?"
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"He get a plate number, your neighbor?"
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"Yeah, yeah. He..."
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"SUV of some type... company car."
Fargo
"Which company?"
Fargo
"Which..."
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"This Malvo fella saying he's a pastor..."
Fargo
"so not sure the connection there."
Fargo
"Well, maybe we should drive over, see what they say."
Fargo
"Yeah. Let me get changed."
Fargo
"Morning, Mr. Creech."
Fargo
"And how're we feeling there, Mr. Nygaard?"
Fargo
"LESTER: Oh, yeah."
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"Real good. Ready to go home."
Fargo
"Well, now, that's up to him, I suppose."
Fargo
"So how's your pain level on a scale of one to 10?"
Fargo
"Yeah, not bad."
Fargo
"So maybe a three?"
Fargo
"Hmm?"
Fargo
"What... What's with... Why's there a police officer outside?"
Fargo
"Not for me to say, is it?"
Fargo
"Okay, Mr. Creech, I'll be back to take you to Radiology in 10 minutes."
Fargo
"Hey."
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"When? Come on, Lester."
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"There's a deputy outside the door, for Pete's sake."
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"I just... cut my hand on a... some rusty nail."
Fargo
"Not sure how that involves local law enforcement."
Fargo
"They said you were there when the Police Chief got murdered."
Fargo
"Well, heck. (LAUGHS)"
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"Unless... I don't know, with the head injury, maybe..."
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"'Cause lying..."
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"Says who?"
Fargo
"Suspect of what? Murder..."
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"for Pearl, the Chief... even Sam Hess."
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"That is crazy is what that is."
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"He came to my house. They..."
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"I almost died."
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"I took you in. My house..."
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"Oh, boy."
Fargo
"Oh, boy. Classic."
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"Cops can't figure out who did it,"
Fargo
"You said you were kidnapped."
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"You called me in a meeting, said you were mixed up in something."
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"That was... I told you I was just pranking you."
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"Said a couple of fellas grabbed you."
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"Chaz, I swear to you, this is all just a..."
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"Heck, you're my brother. You should be on my side."
Fargo
"People are dead, Lester."
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"A... a conspiracy, they're sayin'."
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"To..."
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"Chaz, I swear to God... I did not do this... anything."
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"Well, they think you did... or know who did,"
Fargo
"so... so... you gotta give 'em something... someone."
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