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Clips from Dr. Ken - Dicky Wexler's Last Show (S01E01)

"but you tend to be a little over-dramatic."
Dr. Ken
"there's not gonna be a show."
Dr. Ken
"She's bad."
Dr. Ken
"She got you, Dicky."
Dr. Ken
"This time, she got you."
Dr. Ken
"In that case, I got to do the show."
Dr. Ken
"monitored, comfortable..."
Dr. Ken
"Hey! I'm not comfortable, okay?"
Dr. Ken
"This place stinks."
Dr. Ken
"Look, Doc, the club is my home."
Dr. Ken
"Let me go home."
Dr. Ken
"I can't."
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, well, doctors are supposed to help people."
Dr. Ken
"I am helping you."
Dr. Ken
"You're worse than Charlene."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, for goodness' sake."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, well... well, they sometimes jam."
Dr. Ken
"You just press and I'll pull."
Dr. Ken
"I'm pressing. I'm pressing."
Dr. Ken
"You pressed the wrong button."
Dr. Ken
"Just press the other button."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, well, now you just turned on the TV."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, get hell out of here."
Dr. Ken
"I just wish I could help Dicky do one last show."
Dr. Ken
"I know."
Dr. Ken
"you have helped him through the years."
Dr. Ken
"True."
Dr. Ken
"I treated his hypertension,"
Dr. Ken
"his cholesterol, his adulterer's knee."
Dr. Ken
"Don't beat yourself up over it."
Dr. Ken
"That's what I realized about my thing with Kate..."
Dr. Ken
"at some point, you just have to let go and move on."
Dr. Ken
"I've got an idea,"
Dr. Ken
"and it's so crazy that it just might work!"
Dr. Ken
"Dave, you've barely touched your dinner."
Dr. Ken
"I ate too many sweets."
Dr. Ken
"Now my tummy and my butt aren't friends anymore."
Dr. Ken
"Wait. What did you just say?"
Dr. Ken
"I want to go to my next appointment alone?"
Dr. Ken
""Appointment." That's it!"
Dr. Ken
"I have to rearrange my schedule tomorrow."
Dr. Ken
"of this Kate thing once and for all."
Dr. Ken
"based on what other people are saying?"
Dr. Ken
"Seriously? What did you realize?"
Dr. Ken
"Nothing. I just want to be included."
Dr. Ken
"person whose pants are on fire because she's a liar, liar."
Dr. Ken
"Clark, I know you had no way to know this,"
Dr. Ken
"but my Uncle Howard died in a pants fire."
Dr. Ken
"It's just lunch, Clark."
Dr. Ken
"Is this about the mulch and cave scrapings"
Dr. Ken
"you made everyone eat yesterday?"
Dr. Ken
"How long are you gonna stay mad at me about this?"
Dr. Ken
"No. 23 business days."
Dr. Ken
"You said it was a banh mi, but soon it would be in me."
Dr. Ken
"It's just..."
Dr. Ken
"I didn't like it."
Dr. Ken
"because I had talked up vegan food so much,"
Dr. Ken
"but I guess vegan restaurants"
Dr. Ken
"Sometimes they suck."
Dr. Ken
"Please, can we never let food come between us again?"
Dr. Ken
"Okay."
Dr. Ken
"Okay."
Dr. Ken
"Where there's ice cream cake, there are no friends."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, I'm sorry, Juan-Julio."
Dr. Ken
"It's payback for giving me your nasty lunch."
Dr. Ken
"So we understand each other."
Dr. Ken
"Have a wonderful day of smiles, everybody!"
Dr. Ken
"I haven't breastfed in over a decade."
Dr. Ken
"Just want to make sure everything works"
Dr. Ken
"in case I go back to it."
Dr. Ken
"Look, Dr. Park..."
Dr. Ken
"No need to explain."
Dr. Ken
"I'm a professional."
Dr. Ken
"I'm sure you had your reasons for ending our sessions."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, thank you. I appreciate that."
Dr. Ken
"So, what were they?"
Dr. Ken
"Uh, nope."
Dr. Ken
"- Mm. - Hi Oh. Yep."
Dr. Ken
"You guys seem really good together."
Dr. Ken
"Kate is a pleasure to treat."
Dr. Ken
"She communicates very well."
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, well, I kind of taught her how to do that,"
Dr. Ken
"so you're welcome."
Dr. Ken
"Dr. Park, is something wrong?"
Dr. Ken
"No... actually, yes."
Dr. Ken
"Now she's out gallivanting around with her hot new piece"
Dr. Ken
"while I'm stuck at home with the kids."
Dr. Ken
"Dr. Park, I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings."
Dr. Ken
"Oh."
Dr. Ken
"So, it was nothing I did?"
Dr. Ken
"No."
Dr. Ken
"In fact, you're the one who taught me"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, right. I did do that."
Dr. Ken
"Okay."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, what about your appointment?"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, right, yes. This whole..."
Dr. Ken
"So, can you come at 10:00 next week instead of 11:00?"
Dr. Ken
"Good."
Dr. Ken
"Yeah."
Dr. Ken
"Okay. Yep."
Dr. Ken
"Ready as I'll ever be."
Dr. Ken
"Ladies and gentlemen,"
Dr. Ken
"live from Welltopia's East Tower,"
Dr. Ken
"the one and only Dicky Wexler!"
Dr. Ken
"If only you were that good at curing cancer,"
Dr. Ken
"I'd be on a beach right now."
Dr. Ken
"My future ex-wife is here."
Dr. Ken
"And if that goes well, you can give me one."
Dr. Ken
"What happens when you take a blob of cookie dough,"
Dr. Ken
"you put it in a cheap suit, and you give it chlamydia?"
Dr. Ken
"I don't know. Ask this guy. It's his life story."
Dr. Ken
"Bug-free since '93."
Dr. Ken
"Ah."
Dr. Ken
"I mean, come on. Look at you people."
Dr. Ken
"_"
Dr. Ken
"To be honest, she was ready to leave me anyway."
Dr. Ken
"I tell you, Vegas sure is different than New York."
Dr. Ken
"Here, you ask for a corned beef sandwich,"
Dr. Ken
"a hooker takes you up to your hotel room and robs you."
Dr. Ken
"Hey, don't tell my wife."
Dr. Ken
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