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Clips from Dr. Ken - Dicky Wexler's Last Show (S01E01)

"What do we say we go down to the courthouse"
Dr. Ken
"I got this for you..."
Dr. Ken
"my show at the Tropicana, 1978."
Dr. Ken
"Thanks, Dicky."
Dr. Ken
"I listen to these whenever I'm in a bad mood."
Dr. Ken
"People, a lot of you were late"
Dr. Ken
"with your time cards this week, so..."
Dr. Ken
"Where'd you get this guy, Bureaucrats "R" Us?"
Dr. Ken
"Let's get you to an exam room."
Dr. Ken
"Seriously. If red tape and boredom had a kid,"
Dr. Ken
"So, what brings you in today?"
Dr. Ken
"unless I get cleared by a doctor."
Dr. Ken
"I guess Charlene makes them nervous."
Dr. Ken
"I'm sorry. Charlene?"
Dr. Ken
"Dicky's had myeloma for a few years."
Dr. Ken
"Cancer is such an ugly word."
Dr. Ken
"So I named it Charlene, after my ex-wife."
Dr. Ken
"They're each about as much fun,"
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, yeah, yeah."
Dr. Ken
"I-I know, but listen. I feel great."
Dr. Ken
"Look, I'm no athlete, but neither are you."
Dr. Ken
"Looks like the only pull-ups you do are at the drive-through."
Dr. Ken
"I do get winded on escalators."
Dr. Ken
"All right, I'll make it happen."
Dr. Ken
"But... you better save me a seat..."
Dr. Ken
"and not a booster seat like last time."
Dr. Ken
"You got to admit it was funny."
Dr. Ken
"And it really did help me see the stage better, so..."
Dr. Ken
"This is not Supercuts' best work."
Dr. Ken
"Ah, he always says that."
Dr. Ken
"Dr. Park, are you sure that Dicky is healthy enough"
Dr. Ken
"to do that show?"
Dr. Ken
"Trust me. The guy's been performing forever."
Dr. Ken
"Those guys are not an easy laugh."
Dr. Ken
"not to get too close to my patients"
Dr. Ken
"My judgment's fine."
Dr. Ken
"Dicky's strong as an ox, and I know what he can handle."
Dr. Ken
"and I don't feel like enduring any more of his barbs."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, good."
Dr. Ken
"All right, quick announcement, people."
Dr. Ken
"Due to some cockroach eggs in the pancake batter,"
Dr. Ken
"the commissary will be closed tomorrow."
Dr. Ken
"But today it's business as usual."
Dr. Ken
"Ohh, actually, I hate to be a Johnny-Asserts-Himself"
Dr. Ken
"instead of a Little-Timmy-Goes-Along,"
Dr. Ken
"but I believe it's my turn to choose the restaurant,"
Dr. Ken
"Ohh! I would, but I had yard trimmings for breakfast."
Dr. Ken
"Jared Leto's a vegan, and you love him."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, Leto."
Dr. Ken
"Well, I guess if he can put it in his beautiful mouth,"
Dr. Ken
"I can put it in mine."
Dr. Ken
"Sorry about the cavities, Molly."
Dr. Ken
"You got to take care of your teeth."
Dr. Ken
"They're the white picket fence of your face house."
Dr. Ken
"You just had one good checkup."
Dr. Ken
"Okay. See you Tuesday at 11:00."
Dr. Ken
"Kate! How are you?"
Dr. Ken
"Great."
Dr. Ken
"Have a day."
Dr. Ken
"What was that about?"
Dr. Ken
"It's no big deal."
Dr. Ken
"Five years I spent treating Kate."
Dr. Ken
"waltzing out of another therapist's office"
Dr. Ken
"Literally, as if she had the deed in her back pocket."
Dr. Ken
"And aren't deeds just for ranches?"
Dr. Ken
"When?"
Dr. Ken
"- Okay. On my way. - What is it?"
Dr. Ken
"Dicky Wexler's in the hospital."
Dr. Ken
"I got a little tired, so I took a load off."
Dr. Ken
"You collapsed in a busy intersection."
Dr. Ken
"Everybody's so touchy about where you lie down these days."
Dr. Ken
"and you're having trouble getting up the stairs."
Dr. Ken
"Okay. So I lied. I want to do the show."
Dr. Ken
"Especially if I'm getting sicker."
Dr. Ken
"Look, Doc, I don't know how much time I got left."
Dr. Ken
"I want to spend it doing what I love."
Dr. Ken
"I know, Dicky, but..."
Dr. Ken
"That's who I am."
Dr. Ken
"It's all I got."
Dr. Ken
"All right, Dicky, get some rest..."
Dr. Ken
"Here, not on Ventura and Woodman."
Dr. Ken
"Hey, I'll see you when I see you."
Dr. Ken
"Mom, have you seen my pink top?"
Dr. Ken
"Okay. So I'm not fine with Kate"
Dr. Ken
"leaving me for another therapist."
Dr. Ken
"So, that's a "no" on the top?"
Dr. Ken
"If you're aloof, they always come back."
Dr. Ken
"Molly, she's a patient,"
Dr. Ken
"not a sophomore boy with saggy pants"
Dr. Ken
"Mock if you will, but Xander came back."
Dr. Ken
"Dave, how many bowls of that blue cereal have you had?"
Dr. Ken
"At least three."
Dr. Ken
"And last night, he took a bag of Snickers to bed with him."
Dr. Ken
"I can have as much sugar as I want."
Dr. Ken
"and tofu banh mi..."
Dr. Ken
"which will soon be in me."
Dr. Ken
"And there's no meat in this?"
Dr. Ken
"Nope."
Dr. Ken
"Well, mine tastes fantastic, Clark."
Dr. Ken
"is that the takeout menu"
Dr. Ken
"so you can eat it."
Dr. Ken
"that taking Dicky out of the hospital is a good idea?"
Dr. Ken
"Hmm, let me check."
Dr. Ken
"Uh, yeah, I am."
Dr. Ken
"I'm just worried that your feelings"
Dr. Ken
"And I'm just worried... loser says, "What?""
Dr. Ken
"Every time!"
Dr. Ken
"Wait. Just answer me one thing..."
Dr. Ken
"would you really let him leave the hospital?"
Dr. Ken
"No. I wouldn't."
Dr. Ken
"I'm sorry. I know this must be really hard."
Dr. Ken
"How am I gonna tell him?"
Dr. Ken
"Just be honest. That's always best."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, God, that vegan chili smells like Satan's diaper."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, honesty is usually best."
Dr. Ken
"You said you liked my vegan food,"
Dr. Ken
"just to get the taste out of my mouth."
Dr. Ken
"What, and you didn't feel like you could tell me this?"
Dr. Ken
"You wanted us to like it so bad."
Dr. Ken
"And please don't take this the wrong way,"
Dr. Ken
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