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Clips from Dr. Ken - Dicky Wexler's Last Show (S01E01)

"Okay. Mr. Richman's flu has been vanquished."
Dr. Ken
"Who's next in line to be"
Dr. Ken
"Who's Dicky Wexler?"
Dr. Ken
"Dicky!"
Dr. Ken
"Damona, Damona, you look younger every year."
Dr. Ken
"Whoa, whoa, whoa."
Dr. Ken
"it would be that guy."
Dr. Ken
"There's a benefit show at the Friars Club next week,"
Dr. Ken
"but they won't let me do it"
Dr. Ken
"and they've had similar effects on me."
Dr. Ken
"Well, Dicky, I'm sure your oncologist went over this,"
Dr. Ken
"but Charlene is kind of making herself at home in there."
Dr. Ken
"So, what do you say?"
Dr. Ken
"- All right. - All right."
Dr. Ken
"You didn't."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, Dicky, I'll see you at the show."
Dr. Ken
"Good luck with that lawsuit against your barber."
Dr. Ken
"All right, all right, all right, I'll see you when I see you."
Dr. Ken
"His platelets and hemoglobin are both very low."
Dr. Ken
"Okay. It's just, you've always told me"
Dr. Ken
"because it could cloud my judgment."
Dr. Ken
"I've been his doctor since you were a little girl"
Dr. Ken
"doing pretend vaccinations on your dolls."
Dr. Ken
"Damona..."
Dr. Ken
"And they're doing all-you-can-eat pancakes."
Dr. Ken
"Ooh, let's get tacos for lunch tomorrow."
Dr. Ken
""Good"? It was perfect."
Dr. Ken
"My teeth are so amazing,"
Dr. Ken
"Ding!"
Dr. Ken
"Dr. Park."
Dr. Ken
"Well... bye."
Dr. Ken
"like she owned the place..."
Dr. Ken
"Dr. Park."
Dr. Ken
"Mm-hmm."
Dr. Ken
"Who's Dicky Wexler?"
Dr. Ken
"I'm fine, Doc."
Dr. Ken
"Onstage, a drink in my hand, making people laugh."
Dr. Ken
"Attaboy, Doc. Thanks."
Dr. Ken
"All right."
Dr. Ken
"I just wish I knew what I did wrong with her."
Dr. Ken
"Just play it cool."
Dr. Ken
"I've got enamel for days, son!"
Dr. Ken
"garden burger,"
Dr. Ken
"Mmm. Yeah. Smells terrific."
Dr. Ken
"Yeah. No. I am thinking of a different place."
Dr. Ken
"And make sure there's some bourbon in the ambulance."
Dr. Ken
"'Cause that's what he likes before a show."
Dr. Ken
"Well, just swing by a liquor store."
Dr. Ken
"might be clouding your judgment."
Dr. Ken
"What?"
Dr. Ken
"If Dicky's chart belonged to another patient,"
Dr. Ken
"Liaress!"
Dr. Ken
"but then you threw it in the trash after barely one bite?!"
Dr. Ken
"Look, I'm sorry, Clark, but it was just so nasty!"
Dr. Ken
"I had to gargle with hamburger"
Dr. Ken
"That tux has been through a lot."
Dr. Ken
"Y-You see those stitches?"
Dr. Ken
"That's where Don Rickles stabbed me with a fork."
Dr. Ken
"Listen, Dicky..."
Dr. Ken
"I got to do it."
Dr. Ken
"I'm sorry."
Dr. Ken
"The medically responsible thing to do is to keep you here,"
Dr. Ken
"I thought you were my friend."
Dr. Ken
"No, you're not."
Dr. Ken
"I'm pressing the other one."
Dr. Ken
"But try to remember how much"
Dr. Ken
"Good for you, Mom. You've moved on."
Dr. Ken
"Wait. What did you say?"
Dr. Ken
""Move." That's it!"
Dr. Ken
"Where are you going?"
Dr. Ken
"That's what you get for brushing your teeth with pudding."
Dr. Ken
"My mistake was hubris."
Dr. Ken
"This all happened because you took us to the dentist together."
Dr. Ken
"I want to go to my next appointment alone."
Dr. Ken
"I'm gonna get to the bottom"
Dr. Ken
"Why is everyone having sudden realizations"
Dr. Ken
""Based on." That's it!"
Dr. Ken
"23 days."
Dr. Ken
"Morning, Mr. Clark."
Dr. Ken
"Here's a veggie breakfast burrito"
Dr. Ken
"to repay you for giving me your lunch yesterday."
Dr. Ken
"I don't know what you're talking about."
Dr. Ken
"You gave Juan-Julio your lunch yesterday?"
Dr. Ken
"are just like other restaurants."
Dr. Ken
"I will blind a bitch for some ice cream cake."
Dr. Ken
"Kate!"
Dr. Ken
"Yeah. What are you doing here?"
Dr. Ken
"I was about to see my..."
Dr. Ken
"lactation consultant."
Dr. Ken
"You know, the kids eat so much junk."
Dr. Ken
"Right."
Dr. Ken
"So, uh, I-I see you've got a new therapist."
Dr. Ken
"Dr. Humes, this is Dr. Park."
Dr. Ken
"I just wanted to see what else was out there."
Dr. Ken
"to venture out and explore new options."
Dr. Ken
"Yeah."
Dr. Ken
"Good to see you."
Dr. Ken
"Not great-looking."
Dr. Ken
"A truck-stop gift shop doesn't have this many ugly mugs."
Dr. Ken
"We are not attractive."
Dr. Ken
"I lost my bag at the airport."
Dr. Ken
"♪ a-feelin' my healin'? ♪"
Dr. Ken
"Okay. Get ready."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, no."
Dr. Ken
"Just please tell me it doesn't involve a hernia exam."
Dr. Ken
"At the risk of sounding unprofessional,"
Dr. Ken
"Dr. Ken's favorite patient."
Dr. Ken
"He's hilarious... old-school comedian."
Dr. Ken
"in my fourth grade talent show."
Dr. Ken
"It did not go well, but in my defense,"
Dr. Ken
"I thought he actually went motorboating with Charo."
Dr. Ken
"Blb-blb-blb-blb! Blb-blb-blb!"
Dr. Ken
"Ta-da!"
Dr. Ken
"How's my favorite pint-sized doc, huh?"
Dr. Ken
"He's so small, he could model for trophies."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, I am not tall!"
Dr. Ken
"you can get a job as lighthouse."
Dr. Ken
"Oh!"
Dr. Ken
"Then again, I'm legally blind, so you do the math."
Dr. Ken
"Hi, Dicky. I'm Dr. Julie Dobbs."
Dr. Ken
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