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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S06E06)

"Seriously?"
Archer (2009)
"Well, you better hope I get all this shit scanned before he wakes--"
Archer (2009)
"What's that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of--"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my God, if anybody's jealous, it's you."
Archer (2009)
"Hang on, shut up, I have something for this..."
Archer (2009)
"Lana Cougar Mellencamp! What?"
Archer (2009)
"Look at him! He's a child!"
Archer (2009)
"Which is more than I can say for most of your sexual partners!"
Archer (2009)
"What? I-- that-- I mean, even if that were technically true, it's--"
Archer (2009)
"that the reason you try to drag your dick"
Archer (2009)
"through every attractive woman you meet"
Archer (2009)
"is because you're not over me?"
Archer (2009)
"And just when their anger reaches a fever pitch,"
Archer (2009)
"I can't even formulate a response to that!"
Archer (2009)
"Because you can't argue with the truth!"
Archer (2009)
"I can! And if anybody's not over anybody, it's you!"
Archer (2009)
"With your-- your-- your-- your-- your--"
Archer (2009)
"Um, excuse me? Hello?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh. So, here's the thing with that..."
Archer (2009)
"So... not great."
Archer (2009)
"Uh, could be worse."
Archer (2009)
"Coming, Your Majesty!"
Archer (2009)
"Case in point."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, they are gonna kill everybody."
Archer (2009)
"Well, dammit! I'll have to disclose that!"
Archer (2009)
"Will somebody do something?"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, Lana, get his pants off."
Archer (2009)
"Inappropes, honey."
Archer (2009)
"Wait, were they screwing?"
Archer (2009)
"Hey! If anybody tells mother about this, I'll--"
Archer (2009)
"Wait, what? What the shit?"
Archer (2009)
"your plan was way too complicated. Maybe for you people!"
Archer (2009)
"It had everything but a sign for free bird seed,"
Archer (2009)
"and second of all..."
Archer (2009)
"What the--?"
Archer (2009)
"Huh. I was wondering how many rounds this little guy held..."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my God, we're gonna die."
Archer (2009)
"I gotta get outta here!"
Archer (2009)
"If they find out the CIA was behind this,"
Archer (2009)
"it'll be an international incident!"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, God forbid you guys get caught."
Archer (2009)
"Hello, front desk? Watergate Hotel?"
Archer (2009)
"This is the Bay of Pigs, in room 61."
Archer (2009)
"Could you send up 1,500 poorly-trained Cuban exiles?"
Archer (2009)
"Ooh, and ice!"
Archer (2009)
"You done?"
Archer (2009)
"Yes, that's right, and a bucket of ice."
Archer (2009)
"Hmm? What's that? No, we won't be needing any air cover."
Archer (2009)
"Click. Now I'm done."
Archer (2009)
"Then can we-- Carol, I'm assuming all the bedrooms"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, so that at night grandfather could..."
Archer (2009)
"look in on the children."
Archer (2009)
"Ew."
Archer (2009)
"Okay, everybody in, and make sure you swing by"
Archer (2009)
"and get Krieger and Ray on your way out."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, where is Ray?"
Archer (2009)
"Wait, what about you guys?"
Archer (2009)
"Uh, we're going to..."
Archer (2009)
"Um... uh..."
Archer (2009)
"Beat 'em off-- hold them off,"
Archer (2009)
"so you guys can get away, to-- Safety"
Archer (2009)
"or wherever."
Archer (2009)
"Uh-huh."
Archer (2009)
"Okay, so obviously we'll need to talk"
Archer (2009)
"about what just happened,"
Archer (2009)
"so... um..."
Archer (2009)
"Shitter?"
Archer (2009)
"Or wherever."
Archer (2009)
"Your Highness! Your Majesty!"
Archer (2009)
"And when we find these American pigs,"
Archer (2009)
"they will eat their own eyes before we kill them!"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my God..."
Archer (2009)
"Lana! It's like-- it's like"
Archer (2009)
"the danger makes it that much hotter!"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, yeah, that, plus your dick!"
Archer (2009)
"Right?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my God..."
Archer (2009)
"Well, I hope you're all pleased"
Archer (2009)
"with yourselves..."
Archer (2009)
"because thanks to your latest fiasco,"
Archer (2009)
"after he makes a formal protest at the U.N. tomorrow,"
Archer (2009)
"the Durhani ambassador is being recalled."
Archer (2009)
"Which...it was all Slater's fault."
Archer (2009)
"Malory it was, he-- And why are you taking Sterling's side?"
Archer (2009)
"Because..."
Archer (2009)
"Shut up! Burn!"
Archer (2009)
"Slater's plan was just-- Fakakta!"
Archer (2009)
"are taking the house off the market."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, shut up, and unless there's anything else,"
Archer (2009)
"you can all get out."
Archer (2009)
"Actually, there is one other thing."
Archer (2009)
"What?"
Archer (2009)
"I think Ray deserves a hand."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, come on, we were all thinking it..."
Archer (2009)
"Cause you got no freaking hand, stupid!"
Archer (2009)
"Whatever feet, idiot!"
Archer (2009)
"Mm, no, I think he's all set there..."
Archer (2009)
"Shut up! Burn!"
Archer (2009)
"Yes, sinister cabals!"
Archer (2009)
"Seriously?"
Archer (2009)
"Now, if you will follow me, into the--"
Archer (2009)
"What the hell?"
Archer (2009)
"Hey, where's Lana? What the--"
Archer (2009)
"You idiots! What did you do? Hey, whoa! First of all,"
Archer (2009)
"And I was counting on that commission, and now the homeowners"
Archer (2009)
"Your Majesty."
Archer (2009)
"about chopping off their hands"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my God, chilaquiles?"
Archer (2009)
"Totally."
Archer (2009)
"God, these people. Always "me, me, me.""
Archer (2009)
"Jesus, my ear balls!"
Archer (2009)
"Ew."
Archer (2009)
"We may never know,"
Archer (2009)
"I'll be seein' you two later..."
Archer (2009)
"but I won't be joining you,"
Archer (2009)
"and you threw 'em out!"
Archer (2009)
"What? What?"
Archer (2009)
"I'm sorry, Your Majesty,"
Archer (2009)
"Mother! Silence!"
Archer (2009)
"Mother! Woman, I will kill you where you stand!"
Archer (2009)
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