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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S06E06)

"And the prince is on his way there."
Archer (2009)
"So we're going there, and because you know the property,"
Archer (2009)
"you'll be posing as the listing agent!"
Archer (2009)
"Well, just in case I don't read this..."
Archer (2009)
"What are the rest of us gonna be doing?"
Archer (2009)
"Some of you will be assisting me and/or Miss Tunt."
Archer (2009)
"The rest of you will be distracting the prince's security team"
Archer (2009)
"and/or his mother..."
Archer (2009)
"Her Majesty, Queen Yasmin Fawaz."
Archer (2009)
"Whoa, shit. Damn."
Archer (2009)
"Seriously?"
Archer (2009)
"They were goat feet,"
Archer (2009)
"Ah, damn you!"
Archer (2009)
"So... the van's downstairs."
Archer (2009)
"Turn around. Now spread your arms."
Archer (2009)
"I do apologize for this necessary precaution,"
Archer (2009)
"Miss... Oh, uh--"
Archer (2009)
"what do I always tell you?"
Archer (2009)
"Never apologize."
Archer (2009)
"It is a sign of weakness."
Archer (2009)
"Yes, mother."
Archer (2009)
"So, Miss... Uh... Escrow."
Archer (2009)
"My last name is Escrow. Really?"
Archer (2009)
"Yes, and trust me, I've heard all the jokes."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, boy."
Archer (2009)
"Bathroom one, bathroom two, bathroom three,"
Archer (2009)
"Are all the cameras in bathrooms?"
Archer (2009)
"No. Just my faves."
Archer (2009)
"Shoulda gotten some poison ones."
Archer (2009)
"Okay, people, I want you in position in five minutes."
Archer (2009)
"You should've thought of that before you picked these ridiculous costumes,"
Archer (2009)
"and why are your plans always so complicated?"
Archer (2009)
"You're like Wile E. Coyote with access to predator drones. Out."
Archer (2009)
"I think these uniforms are awesome!"
Archer (2009)
"Here, let me get some pics of you!"
Archer (2009)
"To masturbate to?"
Archer (2009)
"Pfff, please."
Archer (2009)
"Can somebody explain to me why the CIA"
Archer (2009)
"Well, Ray, there were these things called dinosaurs,"
Archer (2009)
"and when they died, they turned into oil, somehow,"
Archer (2009)
"and that's what your car uses for food."
Archer (2009)
"Al? Jazeera!"
Archer (2009)
"Look, for all we know, Slater wants all that stuff"
Archer (2009)
"because the CIA is trying to protect the royal family."
Archer (2009)
"From what? Cabals."
Archer (2009)
"I bet the royal palace is lousy with them."
Archer (2009)
"So instead of trying to undermine the mission..."
Archer (2009)
"Don't undermine it!"
Archer (2009)
"More like what he wants to get into,"
Archer (2009)
"which, obviously, the queen's vagina."
Archer (2009)
"Or wherever else."
Archer (2009)
"Well we'll just see about that..."
Archer (2009)
"The part about Archer having sex with the queen,"
Archer (2009)
"Wow. This is eerily similar"
Archer (2009)
"to my spec script for Masterpiece Theater. Your what?"
Archer (2009)
"Well, I guess technically it's fanfic."
Archer (2009)
"Bringing us to the formal dining room, which seats 80,"
Archer (2009)
"Ladling turtle soup into sterling silver bowls,"
Archer (2009)
"their sullen eyes downcast as grandmamá makes a joke"
Archer (2009)
"if they spill even a single drop,"
Archer (2009)
"like we used to do in the Belgian Congo."
Archer (2009)
"Hm. And how about that chandelier, huh?"
Archer (2009)
"about the rest the furnishings."
Archer (2009)
"If this were my palace, I'd--"
Archer (2009)
"I am... Butler."
Archer (2009)
"The butler."
Archer (2009)
"Wait, your name is Butler, or--?"
Archer (2009)
"Both! And I've heard every joke!"
Archer (2009)
"for the deplorable state of the house."
Archer (2009)
"Good help is difficult to find,"
Archer (2009)
"as I'm sure Your Majesty well knows."
Archer (2009)
"is that if a servant dared speak to me in my palace,"
Archer (2009)
"I would have him sewn into a burlap sack filled with rats,"
Archer (2009)
"and the sack thrown into the river."
Archer (2009)
"Burn!"
Archer (2009)
"Come! Let's get this over with"
Archer (2009)
"so I can bathe off all this filth and grime."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my God, can you believe this?"
Archer (2009)
"My commission is gonna be huge!"
Archer (2009)
"Come, you foolish woman!"
Archer (2009)
"Coming, My Majesty!"
Archer (2009)
"Now, is anyone allergic to ocelots?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, that's right, Babou!"
Archer (2009)
"Ow, man, what a hate-slappin' bitch."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, I gotta have sex with her. Wait, what?"
Archer (2009)
"But I thought you and Lana were kinda, you know..."
Archer (2009)
"Kinda, you know, what? What'd she say?"
Archer (2009)
"Well, nothing, but-- See? Classic Lana!"
Archer (2009)
"just to make Lana jealous?"
Archer (2009)
"No. That'll just be icing"
Archer (2009)
"- on what I assume will be an extremely moist cake... - Blorp."
Archer (2009)
"Because I've had sex with a baroness,"
Archer (2009)
"a marquise, a vicomtesse, the two princess sisters,"
Archer (2009)
"um, a duchess--"
Archer (2009)
"Your mom's dog? No."
Archer (2009)
"The wife of a duke?"
Archer (2009)
"Yes, but I've never had sex with a queen."
Archer (2009)
"Moaning Lisa."
Archer (2009)
"Dammit, I was gonna say that."
Archer (2009)
"Girl with a pearl necklace."
Archer (2009)
"Why are you telling me your plan to not make Lana jealous?"
Archer (2009)
"I dunno, I-- Oh, my god, Pam,"
Archer (2009)
"I think you might be my best friend."
Archer (2009)
"What about Cheryl?"
Archer (2009)
"You're my second best friend!"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my God... What?"
Archer (2009)
"Eh, I thought by now I'd be doing a lot better"
Archer (2009)
"in the old friend department."
Archer (2009)
"I thought by now I'd be dead."
Archer (2009)
"Well, day's not over..."
Archer (2009)
"Right?"
Archer (2009)
"He what?"
Archer (2009)
"I mean-- so what?"
Archer (2009)
"Well, I just figured you'd wanna know."
Archer (2009)
"No, you just figured it would make me jealous,"
Archer (2009)
"but, spoiler alert,"
Archer (2009)
"I don't give a shit who Archer bangs."
Archer (2009)
"Well, yeah, no, but if you did,"
Archer (2009)
"and you wanted to make Archer jealous..."
Archer (2009)
"on that hot little prince's merguez."
Archer (2009)
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