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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S06E06)

"And so what, he needs bodyguards?"
Archer (2009)
"he's the prince of Durhan, an allied country."
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"What? I just heard you get hard."
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"God damn you all to hell!"
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"Okay, chinstrap, let me see what we got on the other cameras."
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"bathroom four, bathroom five--"
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"Bathroom six, bathroom seven, bathr--"
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"Please?"
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"is spying on American allies?"
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"Thanks, Al."
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"What?"
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"What the heck got into him?"
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"Although she didn't look like a Back Dorothy."
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"not the part about the queen being into anal sex. Who knows?"
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"with plenty of room for servants to skulk around,"
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"But I wouldn't wanna dust it!"
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"An opinion apparently shared by the staff"
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"What did I tell you, wench? Ow!"
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"Stop right there! Who are you?"
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"My sincere apologies, Your Majesty,"
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"What I know, you impudent toad,"
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"Well slapped, Your Majesty."
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"So what, you're gonna try to bang the queen"
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"Yasmin would be my greatest masterpiece, Pam, my-- hang on..."
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"The potato eaters."
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"Stop it! But wait."
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"You're my best friend!"
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"Then I'd go break my pussy off"
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"would be what my vagina refers to as a "win-win.""
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"But wait a minute! Love to, can't,"
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"Uh, what's that?"
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"The world-renowned conservatory!"
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"second largest collection of carnivorous plants,"
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"Theophilus Tunt, to commit suicide."
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"Or maybe it was just the syphilis."
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"A thousand pardons. Foolish woman! Where is a bathroom?"
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"as well as--"
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"I-- Unless I sound like Lana,"
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"who is-- hang on--"
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"not in position. Well, where the hell is she?"
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"Lana and the prince, you idiot!"
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"I-- wait, what about Lana and the prince?"
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"Bow-chicka-dow-dow..."
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"Ow!"
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"If it please Your Majesty, take the elevator."
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"I don't want him alone without--"
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"Mother, please!"
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"Fawad, habibi, I shall meet you upstairs momentarily."
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"You are hands down my new favorite thing."
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"Hello? Anybody? What the-- Ray?"
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"Good, get off, keep this channel open."
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"or however you self-identify,"
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"Okay, let's do this!"
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"What the--? Where the hell is my tranquilizer gun?"
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"a powerful negress giant, Fawad entered the boudoir"
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"Can you help me up..."
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"Kid, c'mon, I mean, I know I've been crushing the post-natal yoga, but--"
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"Seriously, just yoga? He said, jealously."
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"He's 21! I think!"
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"It's what, painfully obvious"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"in walks Figgis."
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"Um..."
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"Guards!"
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"Gua--!"
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"are connected to secret passages?"
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"Well, I gotta hand it to you..."
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"Your Majesty!"
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"What in the... Mother?"
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"You're alive! Tear this place apart!"
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"Sterling, I swear to God..."
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"You do realize you're the homeowner. Still though."
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"God dammit!"
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"I am dead serious."
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"From now on, no eggs, no pigs' feet,"
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"nothing pickled,"
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"or, so help me God,"
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"I will put that refrigerator out by the curb."
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"What? Oh, come on!"
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"Those weren't pigs' feet."
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"Now then, we have an assignment,"
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"so if you'll direct your goldfish-like attention spans"
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"to Mr. Slater..."
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"Just Slater, for the "infinitieth" time."
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"Watch it. Shut up."
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"Burn. Shut up."
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"Burn."
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"Okay..."
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"The young man in the monitor"
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"is Crown prince Fawad Fawaz,"
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"heir to the throne of the Kingdom of Durhan."
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"He just got a summer internship on Wall Street..."
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"Ugh, affirmative action..."
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"And so he's in the city looking for suitable accommodations,"
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"something befitting the world's richest prince."
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"Oh, money. Holy shit."
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"Which brings us to my problem,"
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"which, coincidentally, is also your problem."
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"Without the prince or his security team's knowledge,"
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"I need to scan any and all of his mobile phones,"
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"any and all flash drives,"
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"both of his handprints, and both of his retinas."
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"And why?"
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"Oh, sorry, let me back up."
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"This is part of operation because I said so."
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"Ya know what? I'm sure I do."
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"For example, this is a tranquilizer gun,"
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"with which I will dart the prince,"
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"and then we'll have 60 seconds to do all the scans"
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"before he wakes up with no side effects"
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"and no memory at all of the previous few minutes."
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"Bullshit, the CIA doesn't have that technolo--"
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"But before I can tranquilize him,"
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"I need access to the prince, so--"
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"Uh, and just so we're clear,"
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"Yeah, I'm gonna refer you back to operation said so."
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"Everybody else, these are your mission dossiers."
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"Read them on the way to Tunt Manor."
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"Tunt Manor? That's my house!"
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"I know!"
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