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Clips from Community (2009) - Origins of Vampire Mythology (S03E03)

"And 15 years later, here you are."
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"- Jeffrey! - Guess that's about it."
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"What's the best anyone's ever done in this booth?"
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"- I guess eight ducks. - All right, one more round."
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"- Jeff? - Honey?"
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"Will you excuse us just for a moment, please?"
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"Certainly."
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"Can you get over here?"
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"- I wanna know. - Wanna know what?"
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"I wanna know what drove Britta crazy about him."
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"Are you jealous? Are you in love with Britta?"
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"No, I am not in love with Britta."
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"Why do you wanna know the secret to making a woman psycho?"
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"Why do we wanna know how to blow up the earth"
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"or grow a human ear on a mouse?"
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"In case we have to, Shirley."
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"In case we have to."
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"- I'm going to find Pierce. - Good!"
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"One of those bears is mine!"
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"So this is best friendship."
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"Something else, isn't it?"
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"How do we keep it going?"
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"How do we know we won't get into a fight?"
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"I say we just let it happen."
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"Don't tell me what to do!"
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"- What's your problem? - What's yours?"
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"I'm outta here!"
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"♪ This is the last time ♪"
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"♪ this is the last time I'll see you smile ♪"
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"♪ good-bye ♪"
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"♪ my friend ♪"
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"♪ I'll miss you every night ♪"
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"♪ good-bye ♪"
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"Blade, 'sup? Message."
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"Okay. We can stop worrying about voicemail now."
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"Back to the matter at hand."
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"- Dean, why are you here? - Yikes."
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"I figured it out. I know exactly what to do."
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"I'm just gonna be really, really, really mean to her."
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"Uh."
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"What don't you get about the concept?"
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"She doesn't like herself."
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"What did you say?"
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"Something nice."
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"Don't worry about it."
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"I'm deleting it from your phone."
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"- Hi. - What's up?"
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"You guys still watching movies?"
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"Hi, Dean. Why are you here?"
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"Hi, Britta. And ouch."
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"And you don't know anything about carpentry."
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"- Nope. - Or aquariums--"
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"freshwater or saltwater."
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"- Do you have a big weiner? - Nope."
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"I don't get it, Blade!"
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"What's your secret? Why do I wanna impress you?"
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"Are you dumb or smart? Are you a loser or winner?"
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"Or are you just a human mirror?"
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"Do we all see what we wanna see in you?"
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"A magician never reveals, right?"
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"Right."
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"Later."
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"Okay."
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"You dropped over 300 bucks on my booth, so I'll tell ya."
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"You wanna know my secret?"
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"Yes, I do."
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"What are you doing?"
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"I wanna know."
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"Okay, I'm sorry."
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"I was texting with Blade, but it's over now."
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"He's...a loser."
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"Uh, uh, uh... Troy!"
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"the air conditioning repair program."
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"- No. - Well, that didn't work."
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"That's what I get for improvising."
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"Good night."
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"So I don't get it."
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"He's a vampire, but he can walk around during the day?"
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"- What...is wrong with you? - Huh?"
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"You weren't texting Blade, you were texting us."
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"I switched Blade's number in your phone to mine."
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"- You tricked me? - You tricked me!"
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"You ask for my help, you tell me I'm your sister,"
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"I do everything I can to make you hate this turd,"
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"Who hurt you?"
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"And why didn't it stick?"
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"I was texting with you guys this whole time?"
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"So Blade...isn't a loser!"
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"Uh-oh."
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"No, let her go. Lost cause, man."
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"Jeff! What are you doing here?"
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"I just got back from the carnival..."
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"Where I met Blade."
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"Is he okay? How is he?"
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"He's brain damaged."
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"He showed me the scar."
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"a loose bolt flew off a Ferris wheel"
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"destroying the part of his brain that feels shame."
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"He's basically irresistible to people for the same reason"
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"He has nothing to prove or disprove"
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"about himself or to himself."
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"Why wouldn't he have told me that?"
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"Because he didn't care if you knew."
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"That is so like him."
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"- I have to go to him. - No, woman."
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"None of us have to "go to" anyone."
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"And the idea we do is a mental illness"
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"we contracted from breath mint commercials"
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"and Sandra bullock."
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"We can't keep going to each other"
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"until we learn to go to ourselves."
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"Stop making our hatred of ourselves someone else's job"
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"and just stop hating ourselves."
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"Annie, I want you to take my phone."
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"Do not let me call Chang."
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"I'm locking myself in your room."
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"What are you guys doing out here?"
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"Self-actualizing."
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"Well, it's loud."
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"Come watch Blade."
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