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Clips from Community (2009) - Origins of Vampire Mythology (S03E03)

"- How are you feeling? - Good."
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"Great, actually. Thank you, Annie."
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"I could've never done this without you."
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"I'm glad to be able to help you."
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"and I've never said these words--"
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"Britta!"
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"Whoo!"
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"do you think you could trust me to have my phone back now?"
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"I've got my email on there,"
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"my calendar, homework assignments."
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"I'm kinda screwed without it."
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"You're not just manipulating me, right?"
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"Oh, because of... Oh, jeez."
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"Yeah, whatever. That's over, Annie."
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"Okay, I have it right here."
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"It's a gateway to further trust."
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"Perfect. Thank you."
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"Love the gateway. Honoring the gateway."
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"Don't worry, I'm fine. It's just a little personal."
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"You need privacy, sure thing. I'll check on you later."
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"Bye. Thank you, sweetie."
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"Boy, this guy doesn't give vampires"
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"a square inch of leeway."
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"He's harsh."
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"What's wrong, Annie?"
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"You came out of the bedroom smiling,"
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"and then your smile faded as you leaned against the door."
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"I gave Britta her phone."
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"You did? Why?"
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"She needs to feel trust to recover, or she'll relapse."
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"She's gonna relapse because you gave her her phone."
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"No, I secretly switched Blade's number in her phone"
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"to my number."
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"So if she tries to get in touch with him,"
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"Yeah, you're just like Blade, man."
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"Straight up."
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"I just hope she can find the strength to--"
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"She's probably just telling him"
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"she's...dying to feel the warmth of his..."
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"Are you kidding me?"
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"She said we were sisters."
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"I am so sad right now."
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"And she is so codependent!"
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"And such a bad speller."
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"Nice shootin'. Tough luck."
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"Thanks. I'll go another round."
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"There's room in our bed for three bears, right, honey?"
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"And then some, sugar."
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"You're very nice..."
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"For a man named... What'd you say it was? Blade?"
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"Yup."
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"But that's a carnival name though, right?"
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"A nom de corn dog?"
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"Why would I have a carnival name?"
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"Your parents named you Blade?"
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"Apparently."
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"Well, you seem okay with it."
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"Not much to do about it."
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"You could change it."
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"To what? Templeton Ferrari III?"
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"Won't change how mustard tastes."
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"I'll be right back."
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"Huh. Won't change how mustard tastes."
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"I get it. I see the appeal."
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"He's relaxed, he's cool."
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"Mr. Blade. I want three more rounds."
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"Jeffrey!"
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"Oh, and you're so cool, Shirley."
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"Sometimes I am."
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"How many times are they gonna do that?"
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"Aw, this is it, isn't it?"
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"We're becoming best friends."
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"I think so. I think so."
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"♪ Would you let me be your best friend ♪"
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"♪ I would call you every day ♪"
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"Oh, my God! One after the other!"
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""I'm texting to tell you I'm not texting you any more."
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""I'm sorry, I didn't mean that."
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""Are you mad at me now?"
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"Fine. I guess you don't wanna know our two-year-old.""
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"Can we please just put it"
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"under a stack of mattresses or something?"
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"I don't know. When is she gonna take a hint?"
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"Britta's attracted to unavailable men."
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"- Dean, why are you here? - Ouch."
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"Fine. Let's make him available."
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"- What are you doing? - Ending this."
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"- "Leave me alone." - No!"
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"That's so much worse."
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"See? She stopped."
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"She's calling him?"
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"She was born in the '80s."
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"She still uses her phone as a phone."
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"- Uh-oh. - That's fine, it's fine."
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"- We just won't answer it. - Won't it go to your voicemail?"
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"Hello? Blade?"
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"There you go."
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"I don't know!"
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"Change your settings so it doesn't go to voicemail."
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"Too late."
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"You guys act like a carnival. Be a carnival."
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"Now!"
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"- Step right up! - Ding, ding, ding!"
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"Get your popcorn here."
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"- Hello? - Busy, babe."
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"Blade, just wait. Wait, Bla..."
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"I told you not to call me at work!"
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""I'm sorry, I forgot."
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"She's whipped by an imaginary douche."
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"Hey, don't knock it till you try it."
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"I got my fake bachelor's degree,"
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"and then I cheated on the LSAT."
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"You're probably wondering, how do you cheat on the LSAT?"
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"How?"
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"Ah."
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"Uh, give me the big one! Yeah, that's the one."
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"Yeah."
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"Not too shabby, huh?"
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"So you dropped out of high school"
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"and joined the carnival."
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