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Clips from Community (2009) - Origins of Vampire Mythology (S03E03)

"- Annie! - His shirt wasn't working!"
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"I need your help."
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"It Blade's carnival that's coming."
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"He's working the BB gun duck-shooting gallery."
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"I guess he finally got the promotion."
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"And left unattended,"
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"and I will regret it."
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"So I need you to take my phone,"
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"and don't give it back until Monday!"
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"Of course. Okay."
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"- For real? - Pipe it!"
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"Not just stay with you, I need to be on lockdown."
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"You were a pillhead, so think of Blade as Adderall."
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"And handcuff me to the radiator"
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"like a mother-flipping carny-banging werewolf."
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"I got this. I got this."
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"but I get the idea-- stay strong."
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"Ha ha!"
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"Whoo whoo!"
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"- I'll get to the point."
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"enrolled in the air conditioning repair program immediately."
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"Oh, a wonderful opportunity for a young man of..."
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"Urban race."
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"Yet try as I might, I'm unable to make him see it that way."
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"I need you to change his mind."
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"But if he's not interested, what can I do?"
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"Dean, have we forgotten that your school"
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"is under the ac repair school's thumb?"
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"Uh, we have not."
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"Then mine is not to tell you how to do what I want done."
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"Mine is to want"
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"and to say my want."
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"Yours is to know and to do."
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"I know exactly what to do."
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"Natalie, could you get me a, um, book on how to do things?"
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"- Make it yourself! - I don't know how."
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"I love Blade's special Blade weapons."
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"Yeah, see that sword? It has two blades."
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"One blade is silver,"
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"the other blade is infused with garlic."
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"- I should check my messages. - No."
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"Guys, could we maybe watch a different movie"
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"- What word? - Blade."
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"Oh, because of Britta's ex-boyfriend."
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"Can you check my messages for me"
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"and tell me if he called?"
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"I don't think that's a good idea."
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"What if my mother died?"
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"- Not cool! - Annie, subdue your guest."
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"Annie, think for one second."
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"You have my phone, and you're not even checking it."
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"What if my mother is dying?"
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"This is junkie talk."
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"I just wanna know if my mother is dying."
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"It's a simple yes or no. I'll cover my eyes."
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"You go check my phone and say,"
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""No, your mother isn't dying" or "Yes, your mother is dying,""
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"and then we go back to watching the film."
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"Give it to me!"
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"That's right, Britta. It's a banana."
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"Why is there a banana in your DVD cabinet?"
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""You are a lying junkie.""
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"I'm sure those words hurt."
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"But you wouldn't be reading them if they weren't true."
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"I am so weak."
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"But we are not defined by our limitations."
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"We are defined by our potentials."
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"You two are bad friends! Bad."
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"That's unfair. What about you guys?"
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"Okay, you don't like our movie, we can't say the word "Blade,""
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"there's phones in the refrigerator."
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"Oops."
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"- Troy, Abed! - Let me see if he called!"
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"You're Hitlers! You're racist pedophiles!"
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"You're the opposites of Batman!"
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"You don't know what that means."
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"Gonna rip out your throats and eat your--"
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"Still think the lock was overkill?"
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"No."
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"There's phones in the refrigerator."
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"It's you."
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"♪ Boys' night! ♪"
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"I need help reacting to something."
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"Hi!"
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"I heard it's just a quick icky play."
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"You tell anyone we did this,"
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"I will stop letting you do things with me"
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"I'm afraid to tell anyone about."
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"Hey, I get it."
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"You wanna take a look at Britta's ex-boyfriend."
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"If you did it by yourself, you'd be weird."
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"What, are you guys on a date?"
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"Pretty awkward. Look what Pierce won me."
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"What is this?"
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"I decided to go outside the group for a best friend."
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"And you couldn't do better than Chang?"
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"You take that back!"
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"He could do plenty better than me."
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"I was the first to say yes."
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"Well, have fun forcing life."
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"We will."
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"What do you wanna do next?"
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"- Cotton candy? - Russian roulette?"
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"- What did you say? - Cotton candy sounds great."
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"Oh, thank you."
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"That's it? Huh."
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"Hmm. He's not as good-looking as you."
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"- I wasn't fishing for that. - No, no, no."
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"I offered it freely. Come on, I wanna go on a ride."
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"This is a window for me."
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"I spent my carnival years pregnant."
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"Shirley, I'm not jealous."
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"I just wanted to see what the deal was."
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"Obviously the deal is he's a dirtball,"
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"Britta hates herself, voila."
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"What do you wanna do?"
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"I'd like to go on a ride."
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"Let's go shoot some ducks."
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"Eight of clubs. I win."
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"Nice!"
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