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Clips from The Simpsons - Moaning Lisa (S01E01)

"Go ahead. Play your blues if it'll make you happy."
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"No. That's okay, Dad. I'll just work on my fingering."
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"Let's hear it."
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"You just clack as loud as you want, Lis."
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"I've gotta find that sound."
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"That was beautiful. What's it called?"
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"Oh, it's a little tune that I call..."
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"the "I Never Had an Italian Suit Blues.""
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"Wait, Margie. Before you go out that door, let's put our happy face on,"
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"because people know how good a mommy you have by the size of your smile."
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"What the--"
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"- Put up your dukes, Homer."
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"Bart, go easy on me. I'm your dad."
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"I am going easy on you, but you're so old and slow..."
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"and weak and pathetic."
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"- Homer, wake up, wake up. - Huh? Oh, man."
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"Here, let me wipe off the drool."
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"I think the saddest day of my life was when I realized I could beat my dad at most things."
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"And Bart experienced that at the age of four."
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"So, why are you still awake?"
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"I'm still tying to figure out what's bothering Lisa."
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"I don't know. Bart's such a handful, and Maggie needs attention."
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"But all the while, our little Lisa is becoming a young woman."
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"Oh, so that's it. This is some kind of underwear thing."
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"Mmm. Good night, Homer."
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"Now, now low b-flat."
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"Okay, Lisa. "Altissimo" register."
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"- Thanks, Mr. Murphy. - My friends call me Bleedin' Gums."
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"Eww. How'd you get a name like that?"
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"- Yeah. - Not me. I suppose I should go to one,"
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"I have problems too."
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"Well, I can't help you, kid. I'm just a terrific horn player with tons of soul."
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"Oh, I'm so lonely"
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"Since my baby left me"
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"I got no money"
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"Since the day I was born"
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"All I got is this rusty"
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"This rusty old horn"
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"I got a bratty brother"
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"He bugs me every day"
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"And this morning my own mother"
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"She gave my last cupcake away"
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"My dad acts like he belongs"
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"you know, you play pretty well for someone with no real problems."
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"Yeah, but I don't feel any better."
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"The blues isn't about feelin' better."
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"It's about makin' other people feel worse and makin' a few bucks while you're at it."
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"I'm playing in a little club called the jazz Hole."
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"- But Mom! Can't I stay a little longer? - Come on."
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"We were worried about you. Nothing personal. I just fear the unfamiliar."
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"Today's fire raced through downtown Springfield,"
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"gutting Symphony Hall, the Springfield Museum of Natural History,"
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"the Springfield Arts Center and Barney's Bowl-a-rama."
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"- Officials said the--"
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"Oh, no! Marge!"
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"- Marge, are you all right? - No! I'm very upset."
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"Then you've heard. Oh, God. What are we gonna do?"
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"- The lanes were kinda warped, but, oh, the food. - I'm upset about Lisa."
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"- Oh, me too. - Me three. What are we talking about?"
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"- Bart! - Do you think you're being nice enough to your sister, Bart?"
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"- Oh, yeah, easy. - you do love her, don't you?"
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"- Oh, Mom. - Well, you do. Don't you?"
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"Okay, Bart. You don't have to say it,"
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"but you do have to have a loving attitude."
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"Be nice to your sister."
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"-Okey-dokey. -Go on, Bart. No time like the present."
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"- Hi, man. - I don't want your pity."
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"- Aw, come on. I'll cheer you up. - How?"
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"- Is Jacques there? - Who?"
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"Uh, Jacques Strap?"
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"Hey, guys, I'm lookin' for a Jacques Strap."
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"What?"
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"Aw, wait a minute. Jacques Strap?"
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"It's you, isn't it, you cowardly little runt!"
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"Where's your sense of humor, man?"
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"Uh, give me some quarters. I'm doing my laundry."
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"Yeah. Right."
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"- Where's the video boxing? - It's over there in the corner."
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"If I were you I really would use those quarters for laundry."
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"Wise guy."
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"- Hey, that kid's pretty good. - Good? Are you kidding?"
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"Over 2.000 fights, and he's still on his original quarter."
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"- Me, me, me, me, me! - No, me!"
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"- Oh, come on. - I'll tell you what. I'll do it if you bark like a dog."
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"You little--"
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"- Well, looks like you're all out of quarters, old man. - That's okay."
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"With the tips you've given me, I'm gonna pound the tar out of..."
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"- a certain little smarty-pants tonight."
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"Howie! I thought I told you to stop wasting your money..."
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"- in this stupid place! - Sorry, Mom."
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"And you! A man of your age. You should be ashamed of yourself."
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"Excuse me. I think I hear my wife calling."
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"Now, Lisa, listen to me. This is important."
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"- I want you to smile today. - But I don't feel like smiling."
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"Well, it doesn't matter how you feel inside, you know."
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"It's what shows up on the surface that counts."
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"That's what my mother taught me. Take all your bad feelings and push them down."
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"All the way down, past your knees, until you're almost walking on them."
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"and boys will like you, and happiness will follow."
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"Oh, come on. You can do better than that."
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"Oh, that's my girl."
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"- Hey, uh, nice smile. - Thanks."
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"Hey, what are you talkin' to her for? She's just gonna say somethin' weird."
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"- Not me. - you know, I used to think you were some brainiac,"
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"- you could do my homework. - Okay."
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"of yesterday's out burst of unbridled creativity."
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"From now on, let me do the smiling for both of us."
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"Okay, Mom."
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"I said you could stop smiling, Lisa."
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"Just ty not to kill me too hard, son."
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"- Whoa! - Kid, tonight's not your night."
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"All right, man, you asked for it. No more Mr. Nice Guy."
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"Aha! Blocked it. You missed me."
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"- Oh! - I got you. Ooh."
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"And the crowd is on its feet as Hurricane Homer moves in for the kill!"
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"Boys, I'd like your attention, please."
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"Quiet, Marge! This is my big moment! Bart "The Bloody Pulp" Simpson is on the ropes."
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"He is hoping I'll put him out of his misery!"
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"Well, you're in luck, Bart! Here comes my right!"
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"Oh, no!"
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