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Clips from Entourage - First Class Jerk (S05E05)

"Offered TV by who? Not by my people."
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"He called. We couldn't find you so we took the meeting."
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"are you gonna put me in Smokejumpers or not?"
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"I know that, Vinnie. But I didn't take the job."
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"- Double whoopee! - (LAUGHS) He's happy."
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"Are you guys happy or is the movie more important to you than me?"
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"Of course we're happy. But what now?"
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"- We're gonna be all right. - How?"
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"Dana Gordon on one."
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"Put her through."
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"Dana Gordon!"
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"- Jesus Christ. - BOTH: Hi, Dana."
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"Celebrate what?"
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"Boys, you are talking to the new head of the studio."
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"Smokejumpers, Vince. You're in."
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"- It's the second lead. - You're gonna pay him his quote"
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"or Vincent Chase is going to announce on TMZ"
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"that the new head of the studio calls agencies and offers up handjobs."
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"All right, enough, Ari."
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"- I love you, Dana. - I love you too, Ari. For real this time."
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"They wanted your old friend Amanda,"
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"and I gave them my old friend Dana."
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"Everybody wins. Boom!"
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"Wow. That's impressive, Ari."
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"This is really big for you, Vinnie. Really big."
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"- (LAUGHS) - All right!"
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"- Can I come? - Of course you can."
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"so I can give it to you in your native tongue."
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"Hey, cheers."
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"- I don't believe it. - What?"
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"Your girlfriend is here."
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"How does he know Jamie?"
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"Oh, he claims she jerked him on the plane today."
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"for guys who are built like a South Park character."
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"That's for running around town telling everyone"
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"Jamie-Lynn, wait, wait, wait."
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"I was busting his chops today about you"
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"I actually liked him and would have fucked him too"
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"if he would have kept his mouth shut."
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"What happened?"
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"Well, at least order has been restored."
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"Everything's back to normal."
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"Did she really say she liked me?"
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"- Okay. - No go."
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"Wow. Okay."
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"Yeah, look at me, heading straight into paradise."
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"I'm fine. I just need a drink."
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"Not good."
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"- Lloyd! - Yes, Ari?"
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"What's wrong? Tom catch you cruising for glory holes again?"
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"Sorry I didn't bring you back a Toulouse-Lautrec dildo,"
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"Well, Us Weekly didn't send this fax."
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"- Thank you. - Oh, you're welcome."
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"And you're gonna prevent one by blowing yourself?"
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"- Ari. - Lloyd, I'm on the phone."
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"- Dana Gordon's on one. - Put her through."
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"You'll always be my number one whore, Dana."
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"- Do I look happy! - What's wrong?"
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"Amanda Daniels takes that job, Vince is fucked and I'm fucked."
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"What the hell's so wrong with doing TV?"
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"Yeah, but you doing Jamie-Lynn Sigler isn't?"
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"Vince, there's lots and lots of money in TV."
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"I'm just telling you what nobody else in this town has the balls to."
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"I'd like to bury the hatchet."
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"The animosity between the two of us has run its course."
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"But I'm not making deals with you."
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"Let's not let Josh Weinstein get us upset."
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"He didn't say he thinks you should do TV."
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"What if Ari doesn't give you the gig?"
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"And when he goes from seller to buyer,"
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"Weinstein? Why are you guys talking to Weinstein?"
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"Yeah, maybe we are. So just tell us, as studio head,"
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"Madam President, what's your first order of business?"
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"- You're kidding me. - And she's gonna pay you your quote."
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"- I'll call you later about that tug. - Goodbye."
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"I pulled off the old bait and switch."
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"You know, Ari, now that things are back on track,"
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"Don't embarrass me."
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"(CHUCKLES)"
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"Hey, Jamie. What's going..."
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"- Sorry, Turtle. - Sorry, Turtle."
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"Ari is his agent"
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"Oh, yeah. She would have fucked you too."
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"Bitterness is not very becoming."
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"(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"but I just can't. All I can do is shake and cry."
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"- to cheer you up, Lloyd? - You can try."
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"But I've grown four new ulcers keeping your secret."
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"It's the only seats they had left."
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"- Don't do what? - See what he's doing?"
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"I've got something that might warm him up."
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"Lloyd, this is gonna be a good thing for you as well."
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"At least read the script."
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"in the Greek islands."
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"- I want to do movies. - He's still a movie star, you know?"
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"No, no, you can kiss your motherfucking dream job goodbye."
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"Whatever. I actually enjoyed my R & R."
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"You got to love a place where you get lei'd coming and going."
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"A lot of stuff. She is very cool."
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"You fucking a Martian is less ridiculous, put it that way."
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"Look, I'm sorry."
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"Take it easy, guys. Here comes Turtle."
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"You've made me very happy. I hope you're happy too."
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"Look, guys, I'm sorry."
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"Miss?"
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"Two out of three."
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"(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"All right, man. Take it easy."
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"Yes, the lead in a TV series"
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"(BABY CRYING)"
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"What?"
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"and administer a lie detector test."
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"I'll let the fates decide."
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"I don't know what to say."
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"There are no male roles in it under 45."
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"And you didn't tell them this?"
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"No need to be snippy, Amanda. I'm here for you, not me."
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"Not a word to anyone, Lloyd."
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"Come on in, guys."
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"I just want to get my life back on track."
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