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Clips from Entourage - First Class Jerk (S05E05)

"and I believed that someday you would promote me."
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"then fine, but please don't think I'd ever make myself a corporate bitch."
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"And by the way, even if I did,"
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"your little gay quips would not be tolerated"
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"in a publicly-traded company."
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"People need you here, Ari"
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"I'll leave you with that."
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"He's got a point, Ari."
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"No, being your own boss."
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"That's why you put up with all the stress,"
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"You always tell me what to do."
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"So tell me what to do."
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"I can't decide this for you, Ari."
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"- How? - By flipping a coin."
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"You flipped a coin to decide whether to marry me or not?"
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"I was joking, baby."
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"Well?"
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"I feel like we're cheating on Ari."
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"Well, the guy won't call us back, what are we supposed to do?"
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"Take care of yourself. It's what everyone else in this town does."
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"Except you, who gets taken care of by Meadow Soprano."
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"Come on, Johnny, leave him alone already."
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"No can do, bro. He made a statement and I want it verified."
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"How you gonna verify it, Drama?"
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"How about if we get him on that Moment of Truth show?"
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"- Yeah, at least then he'd make a buck. - Not if he keeps lying."
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"I'm not doing anything to prove anything to you guys, understood?"
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"You guys need anything?"
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"Well, this guy got jerked off by Meadow Soprano,"
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"I don't think he believes you either."
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"We're all right, thanks. Here comes Josh with Frank."
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"- Wish us luck. - Good luck."
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"- Frank. - Vince."
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"- Hey, Josh, what's up? - Eric Murphy."
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"- Gentlemen. Frank. - Got us a table up here."
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"So how long have you and Josh been working together?"
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"Josh's dad and I are old friends. We go way back."
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"Yeah, absolutely."
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"So you have a new movie you're getting ready to start?"
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"Yes, yeah. I got this thing called School ofAthens."
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"It's based on the Renaissance masterpiece by Raphael."
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"It's in the Vatican palace, blah, blah, blah."
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"- Wow, that sounds amazing. - How nice is that?"
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"In this, you mean?"
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"Oh, I thought Josh said you wanted to talk to me about the lead."
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"Frank is exec producing."
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"That's 'cause he's a scumbag."
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"Guys, I'm really sorry."
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"- Can't stall forever. - Tell them I'll call them back."
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"You cougarlicious little freak."
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"Just so you know, I'm paying 10 cents on the dollar"
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"You are a fucking asshole."
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"Dana Gordon."
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"Am I your number two or not, Ari?"
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"You piece of shit. Look, you know I can do that job."
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"Just relax. I'm struggling with this decision,"
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"But don't worry, Dana. I'm sure you'll be able"
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"There is no next guy."
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"There's a next girl."
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"That should work out well for you and yours."
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"- Fuck me. - I'll second that."
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"Has so much come been squirted into those eyes"
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"you can't see what's right in front of your face?"
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"And we're fucked in the way you like to get fucked."
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"Not fucked in the way that normal people like to get fucked."
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"So what are you gonna do now?"
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"Oh, no? What is it?"
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"I thought it would be more impactful if you heard it straight from Frank."
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"But for Vince, doing TV is ridiculous."
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"- Yeah, you believe it? - Not really."
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"It's been a pleasure as always, Josh."
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"Wait a minute. Just hold on a second."
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"It's Frank Darabont. He's a genius."
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"You didn't see Leo in the Growing Pains reunion."
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"Well, maybe it's time for you to think about that part of your life being over."
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"Maybe you're not gonna be a movie star anymore."
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"Why don't you walk away, Josh? Walk away."
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"My car is over there."
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"No, no, Mr. Gold. No."
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"- Really? - Well, I'm here for us, really."
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"- I'd rather suck a rabid dog's dick. - Clever, but seriously."
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"Apology accepted. What else?"
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"That's why I'm putting all my support behind you for the studio head job."
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"I don't need your support."
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"That may be true, but you're gonna need me to bow out of the race."
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"Ari, I have never needed"
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"Amanda, it's very simple. You want this job,"
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"I want Vince in Smokejumpers."
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"Then unfortunately I'm gonna have to stand in your way."
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"But we both know you won't because you'll miss your little clients too much."
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"So maybe you could move on to bigger and better."
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"- Not bitter, huh? - Fuck you, Ari."
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"You can kiss your relationship with that studio goodbye."
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"'Cause you're right, I didn't want this job."
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"But now I'm gonna take it just to spite you."
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"Lloyd. Yeah, call John Ellis."
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"Tell him I'm gonna close this motherfucking deal."
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"He didn't get me upset. Frank Darabont did."
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"He said you'd be great for his TV show"
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"if he can get you, which he can't."
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"- That's a good point. - Thanks, E."
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"If Ari takes the studio job you got Smokejumpers."
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"That's another good point, Turtle."
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"Yeah, well, maybe that's 'cause you unloaded a ton of bullshit earlier."
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"But there is a problem with the thought."
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"What's that?"
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"- You think he wouldn't? - He's an agent."
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"Nothing would surprise me."
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"You're really making us all feel good today, huh?"
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"I already left him like five messages."
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"We'll have to ambush him then."
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"So you ready to become part of all this?"
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"You look awful, Lloyd."
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"I feel awful, E."
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"Turtle got jerked off by Jamie-Lynn Sigler on the plane today."
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"(LAUGHS) Get the fuck out of here."
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"I guess this is congrats."
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"- Wow, you sold me out. - Oh, go ahead and be mad."
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"It's been a tough day of soul-searching for me though."
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"Been a tough day for Vince too. He got offered a TV show today."
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