Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Entourage - First Class Jerk (S05E05)

"All right? Please, Lloyd."
Entourage
"Thanks a lot, Drama."
Entourage
"Turtle didn't do anything. It was me."
Entourage
"Well, he obviously told you."
Entourage
"No, I made it up."
Entourage
"That's nice of you to try and cover for your friend."
Entourage
"But the fact is I jerked him off and he told you."
Entourage
"Turtle, I am so sorry, man."
Entourage
"She actually liked you."
Entourage
"Baby bro is a movie star,"
Entourage
"and Turtle is once again pussyless."
Entourage
"(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)"
Entourage
"Even if you don't get laid during?"
Entourage
"Looking like George Hamilton."
Entourage
"Three coach, one first class."
Entourage
"You weren't supposed to get any first class."
Entourage
"Otherwise we had to wait for the night flight."
Entourage
"Forget that."
Entourage
"- Vince, obviously. - No, not obviously."
Entourage
"My contention is broke-ass Turtle does not."
Entourage
"Yeah, well my contention is Vince is the king,"
Entourage
"and if he says I get a voice then let me be heard."
Entourage
"I really don't care much about it. You guys fight it out."
Entourage
"VINCE: Yeah, you know what? Me neither."
Entourage
"E and I will slum it like we did the first 20 years of our lives."
Entourage
"I don't feel bad, pal. Your short squat legs"
Entourage
"So how do we decide?"
Entourage
"I'll pick a number one to 20. The closest man gets it."
Entourage
"I get it. Excuse me, sir?"
Entourage
"Will you decide?"
Entourage
"- Him. - Yes."
Entourage
"What the hell? Why not me?"
Entourage
"My subconscious likes him more better, I guess."
Entourage
"TURTLE: Ha ha."
Entourage
"Fucking foreign cabbie."
Entourage
"Well, if it wasn't him there would be none. Look at him."
Entourage
"- I owe you, Vin. - Yeah, you think?"
Entourage
"- Thank you. - You're welcome."
Entourage
"Excuse me, Miss? Miss?"
Entourage
"- Fucking cunts. - (CHUCKLES)"
Entourage
"Are you laughing at me?"
Entourage
"No."
Entourage
"Good. Don't."
Entourage
"Sir, will you switch with me?"
Entourage
"Thank you. There you go."
Entourage
"I'm sorry if I seem rude. I'm just..."
Entourage
"Oh, thanks."
Entourage
"You sure you're okay?"
Entourage
"Yeah, I'm fine."
Entourage
"I just broke up with my boyfriend."
Entourage
"Let me get you one. What do you need?"
Entourage
"Scotch."
Entourage
"Watch this."
Entourage
"Scotch."
Entourage
"- How about we make it a double? - (LAUGHS)"
Entourage
"Thanks, kid."
Entourage
"How you doing, Drama?"
Entourage
"But I took two Vics, so I will be."
Entourage
"What do you got, Lloyd?"
Entourage
"Lloyd?"
Entourage
"Joke all you want, but you are the cheater now, Ari."
Entourage
"- How was Geneva? - Great. Went to Paris too."
Entourage
"- but you have me back. - No, Benedict Arnold. I don't."
Entourage
"When were you gonna tell me about this?"
Entourage
"Oh, Jesus, Lloyd. You know Variety is one step above Us Weekly."
Entourage
"A $10 million offer from John Ellis."
Entourage
"So it's cool if I call you?"
Entourage
"Wait a couple of days."
Entourage
"I'm kidding. Yes, you can call me."
Entourage
"What kind of world am I living in?"
Entourage
"and has airport farewell scenes with Meadow Soprano."
Entourage
"He has been over there dragging out that goodbye for a while."
Entourage
"Come on, they spent five hours together."
Entourage
"Maybe they struck up a friendship."
Entourage
"Whatever he struck up, she should be sick of it by now."
Entourage
"What are you doing, Drama?"
Entourage
"Just taking precautionary measures."
Entourage
"Economy class is a killer"
Entourage
"What the fuck were you two talking about?"
Entourage
"I don't know, I guess. You guys ready to roll?"
Entourage
"No, no, don't do that. Don't do that, Turtle."
Entourage
"- Oh, I totally see what he's doing. - What's he doing?"
Entourage
"I'm not doing anything."
Entourage
"- Did you get her number? - Home and cell."
Entourage
"Well, maybe he does have a shot."
Entourage
"- Ha ha ha! - I'm with Drama."
Entourage
"Is it that ridiculous?"
Entourage
"Oh, poor little Turtle's sensitive"
Entourage
"99% of the world's average looking citizens"
Entourage
"can't get that, Turtle, so don't feel bad."
Entourage
"You're living in a fantasy."
Entourage
"Reality is when he calls her"
Entourage
"she tries to lure him away from Vince to be her bitch."
Entourage
"Reality is what happened over the Pacific, you angry old fuck."
Entourage
"Yeah, and what's that?"
Entourage
"She jerked me off. Happy?"
Entourage
"(PHONE RINGING)"
Entourage
"- Hello? - E Murph, Josh Weinstein."
Entourage
"Hey, Josh. How you doing?"
Entourage
"I'm always doing great, E. You know that."
Entourage
"And while others may no longer believe in Vince..."
Entourage
"(COUGHS) Ari Gold. I still do."
Entourage
"- Yeah, well he's still our agent, Josh. - For the moment he is."
Entourage
"But Ari will officially become head studio fascist tomorrow."
Entourage
"Let me show you what I can do for you guys today."
Entourage
"- Vince a fan? - Who isn't?"
Entourage
"Yeah, Shawshank almost makes me wish I did prison time."
Entourage
"Anyway, he's got a new project he's working on."
Entourage
"- Really? - Really."
Entourage
"MRS. ARl: 10 million, Ari?"
Entourage
"You were hoping for six or seven, tops."
Entourage
"And I keep sinking my own money into this place."
Entourage
"- E's on the phone. - Call him back."
Entourage
"- Says it's urgent. - I said I'll call him back."
Entourage
"I've been putting your calls through for three years now,"
Entourage
"and I haven't interrupted or given you my opinion,"
Entourage
"But I can't keep my mouth shut anymore."
Entourage
"- That's because it's filled with... - Shut it, Ari."
Entourage
"I know you're gonna make some rude, inconsiderate,"
Entourage
"And I've lived with it because I want to learn"
Entourage
Show more clips