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Clips from Futurama - Mars University (S02E02)

"I'm from the 20th century. Ask me anything."
Futurama
"What device invented in the 20th century"
Futurama
"Allowed people to view broadcast programs in their own homes?"
Futurama
"I know this."
Futurama
"I believe the answer is "television. ""
Futurama
"Very good, Mr. Guenter."
Futurama
"Wow. Smart and cute."
Futurama
"What I love about being dean"
Futurama
"The Robot House students are here."
Futurama
"Robot House."
Futurama
"Hey, dean, nice-Looking model. You keep away from it!"
Futurama
"You robots are a disgrace to this university."
Futurama
"When the campus liquor store's looted, Robot House."
Futurama
"When a human corpse is desecrated-- I can explain that."
Futurama
"That's enough out of you!"
Futurama
"That's kept me sane these past eight years: my model ship."
Futurama
"Fat-Bot! No!"
Futurama
"When I get nervous, I get hungry."
Futurama
"Cheese it!"
Futurama
"If you're free, might I escort you to a kegger?"
Futurama
"I got her number! How do you like them bananas?"
Futurama
"Therefore, by process of elimination"
Futurama
"The electron must taste like grapeade."
Futurama
"Sorry. I overslept. Until 5 p.M.?"
Futurama
"That monkey kept me up all night with his constant thinking."
Futurama
"Thinking and thinking, trying to make me look idiotic."
Futurama
"Without his hat, he might be no more intelligent than you."
Futurama
"I hate that rodent! He's my most important experiment."
Futurama
"I'd like you to meet my parents, Leo and lnes."
Futurama
"Mom! Dad! What are you doing here?"
Futurama
"What's that they're flinging at us? Dear Lord! All over the dean!"
Futurama
"Why don't join your parents on the chandelier? I'll take a picture!"
Futurama
"Robot House!"
Futurama
"You were cruel. It may sound like an after-School special"
Futurama
"Peer pressure?"
Futurama
"Of course I do. I try so hard to fit in"
Futurama
"But seeing my parents act like that"
Futurama
"Look at me. My folks were honest, hardworking people."
Futurama
"Besides, you're not like other monkeys. You've got the hat."
Futurama
"But it doesn't make me happy."
Futurama
"They can't. It's all the hat!"
Futurama
"If you're so miserable, maybe you should go back to the jungle."
Futurama
"I couldn't do that to the professor. I'm his prize experiment."
Futurama
"He's like a father."
Futurama
"He's not your father. That guy in the punch bowl was your father."
Futurama
"Oh, I always feared he might run off like this."
Futurama
"Why? Why?"
Futurama
"Why didn't I break his legs?"
Futurama
"Oh, poor Guenter."
Futurama
"So he just ran away in the middle of the exam?"
Futurama
"I'm afraid so."
Futurama
"All he handed in was a paper smeared with feces. He tied with Fry."
Futurama
"I told him to go back to the jungle."
Futurama
"You what? After I spent months slaving over a hot monkey brain?"
Futurama
"You tried to force Guenter to be a human, but he's an animal."
Futurama
"He belongs in the wild, or the circus on a tiny tricycle."
Futurama
"But Guenter's better off being intelligent. Tell him, Leela."
Futurama
"And let Guenter decide."
Futurama
"What?"
Futurama
"You all know the rules. The winning house becomes Greek Council head."
Futurama
"Should that house currently be on any type of multiple secret probation"
Futurama
"It'll be lifted."
Futurama
"And I'll be forced to serve as Grand Marshal of a parade honoring them."
Futurama
"Your watercraft's as ill-Designed as you yourselves."
Futurama
"Fraternities, on your marks."
Futurama
"The jungles on Mars look like the jungles on earth."
Futurama
"Jungles on earth?"
Futurama
"Oops. Don't worry."
Futurama
"There's our man."
Futurama
"Professor, offer Guenter the hat. Fry, offer him the banana."
Futurama
"Guenter, take the hat. No, the banana! The banana!"
Futurama
"The philosophical and metaphysical ramifications--"
Futurama
"What's that sound?"
Futurama
"Robot House?!"
Futurama
"Thank God this log is sturdy."
Futurama
"Put on the hat! You're the only one who can save us!"
Futurama
"Eureka! The hat goes on the head! It's all so obvious now!"
Futurama
"Help us, Guenter!"
Futurama
"Got it!"
Futurama
"Grab on!"
Futurama
"We're saved! Appreciate it, Guenter!"
Futurama
"Why bother? I've got nothing to live for."
Futurama
"As a monkey, I was so dumb I tried to wear a hat on my butt."
Futurama
"Oh, that poor, sweet monkey."
Futurama
"It's working at half capacity. But I can fix it."
Futurama
"No, wait! I like it like this! I actually feel sort of"
Futurama
"But what about your super-Intelligence?"
Futurama
"With that, there was too much pressure."
Futurama
"I want to be a moderately intelligent monkey who wears a suit."
Futurama
"No!"
Futurama
"Come on, everyone! Keg party in Robot House!"
Futurama
"Oh yeah?"
Futurama
"You won't last two weeks. Thanks for believing in me."
Futurama
"Bingo! Oh, mama!"
Futurama
"A woodpecker? Probably your roommate."
Futurama
"Guenter's intelligence lies in his electronium hat."
Futurama
"I'll only have to remember one phone number. Shake hands. Make up."
Futurama
"I don't like you."
Futurama
"But we learned who the real animal was today."
Futurama
"Not everyone turns out like their parents."
Futurama
"I'm staying out of this. Now here's my opinion."
Futurama
"What we should do is ."
Futurama
"I see some movement. I think it's him."
Futurama
"Banana! Banana!"
Futurama
"My goodness! Hang on! I need to do some calculations!"
Futurama
"Oh, no! Hurry, Guenter! Climb up the vine! You can still save yourself."
Futurama
"There's just no place for me in this world."
Futurama
"Guenter, you're alive! I guess the hat broke my fall."
Futurama
"Keep your hands inside the car at all times."
Futurama
"Get a load of that!"
Futurama
"What's that? You want to come out?"
Futurama
"The party's winding down."
Futurama
"I say, Robot House."
Futurama
"They'll be fine once the tranquilizer wears off."
Futurama
"Are you the moose-Head fumigator?"
Futurama
"Chrissy, we seem to be hitting it off."
Futurama
"What's this about?"
Futurama
"Let's take a road trip to Tijuana and get Fat-Bot some action!"
Futurama
"It's an experiment that may win me the Nobel Prize."
Futurama
"Let's go gather him up. No sense letting him go to waste."
Futurama
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