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Clips from Futurama - Mars University (S02E02)

"Another job well done."
Futurama
"We had no idea Mars had a university."
Futurama
"In those days, Mars was just a dreary, uninhabitable wasteland."
Futurama
"Soon the planet was terraformed."
Futurama
"It has the largest collection of literature in the western universe."
Futurama
"The coolest robots are in this fraternity."
Futurama
"Mate in 1 43 moves."
Futurama
"This is Oily, and this here is Fat-Bot."
Futurama
"Bender from Bending State? Wow! You're a legend around here!"
Futurama
"Step right up! Who wants to learn physics?"
Futurama
"Read it and weep. I'm a certified college dropout."
Futurama
"Everyone knows 20th-Century colleges were really expensive daycare centers."
Futurama
"What?! That's not fair."
Futurama
"I made it up so no student would dare take it."
Futurama
"Oh!"
Futurama
"This time, Robot House has gone too far!"
Futurama
"Cheese it!"
Futurama
"Come on in, roomie!"
Futurama
"What the--? I call top bunk!"
Futurama
"Brilliant deduction! You're a credit to your species."
Futurama
"I'd rather live in a crate than share a room with this dork."
Futurama
"It harnesses sunspot power to produce cognitive radiation."
Futurama
"What do you call it? Lite Brite!"
Futurama
"Whenever a fire alarm is pulled, it's Robot House."
Futurama
"From this day forth, Robot House is on dodecatupple-Secret probation!"
Futurama
"No fair! My mom is gonna kill me!"
Futurama
"Robot House!"
Futurama
"Not even if you were the last man on Mars."
Futurama
"Don't be jealous."
Futurama
"If you don't stop fighting, I'll have you both neutered."
Futurama
"That'll show him."
Futurama
"I'm so glad we could admit Amy"
Futurama
"How much more for Phi Beta Kappa? How much you got?"
Futurama
"I'm glad you made it, because in honor of Parents' Weekend"
Futurama
"This is so humiliating!"
Futurama
"No! Stop!"
Futurama
"I say."
Futurama
"Oh!"
Futurama
"Leave me alone."
Futurama
"What's going on? I thought you don't like bananas."
Futurama
"Made me realize I'm just a primitive beast."
Futurama
"So what? I mean, sure, it looks cool, and it makes me smart."
Futurama
"That's so sad. I didn't even know monkeys could cry."
Futurama
"Look at him. I'm so proud."
Futurama
"Now that's entertainment."
Futurama
"What? We'll go to the jungle"
Futurama
"Good one, Chet."
Futurama
"Well, I never!"
Futurama
"Stand back!"
Futurama
"He'll choose if he wants to be intelligent or a mindless animal."
Futurama
"And the winner is"
Futurama
"Stupid monkey."
Futurama
"I was miserable as a genius."
Futurama
"Although, on the other hand ."
Futurama
"Happy."
Futurama
"So I'm transferring to business school!"
Futurama
"Good news. We've got a very special delivery today."
Futurama
"Who's it for? Me."
Futurama
"No. I need it shipped to my office at Mars University."
Futurama
"What field? I don't care. The pay's the same."
Futurama
"Is it dangerous? Oh, my, no."
Futurama
"Off we go!"
Futurama
"Mars University"
Futurama
"Impressive. In the 20th century"
Futurama
"Much like Utah. But unlike Utah, it was eventually made livable"
Futurama
"When the university was founded in 2636."
Futurama
"They planted traditional college foliage: ivy, trees, hemp."
Futurama
"Is it safe to breathe the air? Of course."
Futurama
"Over here is Wong Library."
Futurama
"There's a chapter of my old robot fraternity"
Futurama
"Epsilon Rho Rho."
Futurama
"You went to college?"
Futurama
"Of course. I went to bending college. Majored in Bending."
Futurama
"What was your minor? Robo-American Studies."
Futurama
"No. Actually, I'm an Epsilon from way back."
Futurama
"Close enough. Come on in. Thanks! Here's your finger back."
Futurama
"Oh, pooh! You win again!"
Futurama
"Uh-Oh! Nerds!"
Futurama
"I'm Gearshift, chapter president."
Futurama
"You're losers. My name's Bender."
Futurama
"One night you drank a keg, streaked across campus"
Futurama
"And crammed 58 humans into a phone booth."
Futurama
"Yeah, well, a lot of them were children. Anyway, I should get going."
Futurama
"Stay and teach us how to be cool."
Futurama
"Okay, but I'll need ten kegs of beer, a continuous "Louie, Louie" tape"
Futurama
"And a regulation two-Story panty-Raid ladder."
Futurama
"I tell you, being here really takes me back to my college days."
Futurama
"Good old Coney lsland College. Go Whitefish!"
Futurama
"Don't take this the wrong way, but you don't seem educated."
Futurama
"True. By current academic standards, you're a mere high-School dropout."
Futurama
"I deserve the same respect other college dropouts get."
Futurama
"By God, I'll enroll at Mars University and drop out all over again!"
Futurama
"Classmate! What you taking?"
Futurama
"I don't know. What are you teaching?"
Futurama
"Same thing I teach every semester: math of quantum neutrino fields."
Futurama
"Math of wonton burrito meals. I'll be there!"
Futurama
"Please, I don't know how to teach. I'm a professor."
Futurama
"See you in class!"
Futurama
"Oh, yeah. Someone's been a bad computer."
Futurama
"I say! You've damaged our servants' quarters. And our servants!"
Futurama
"Pretty nice for a single. Two desks, two chairs, a couple of beds."
Futurama
"Oh, right. Cool."
Futurama
"I see you've met Guenter. You know each other?"
Futurama
"He's my experiment, the top-Secret contents of this stinking crate."
Futurama
"What makes him talk? Is he genetically engineered?"
Futurama
"Oh, please, that's preposterous science-Fiction mumbo-Jumbo."
Futurama
"You're wasting your breath. He didn't understand a word."
Futurama
"I understood the word "hat. ""
Futurama
"Stop! I arranged that you'd be roommates for a reason:"
Futurama
"You want a banana?"
Futurama
"I don't eat bananas. I prefer banana - Flavored energy bars made from tofu."
Futurama
"This is gonna be a cakewalk."
Futurama
"Welcome to 20th century history."
Futurama
"Look to your left, then to your right, then in nine other directions."
Futurama
"One of the 1 2 of you won't pass this class."
Futurama
"Boring. Let's hear about Walter Mondale already."
Futurama
"Be forewarned:"
Futurama
"The only way to get an A in my class is to have lived in the 20th century."
Futurama
"Swish!"
Futurama
"You were saying, Mr. Fry?"
Futurama
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