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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Locomotive Manipulation (S07E07)

"it will be embarrassing."
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"I don't own a pocket watch."
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"Since you two are gonna be around for Valentine's,"
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"would you mind watching Cinnamon?"
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"You have Valentine's plans?"
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"Which came out sounding way more surprised than I meant."
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"which is why I booked time on the big telescope that night."
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"Well, an evening looking at the stars, that's still kind of romantic."
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"- We'd be happy to watch Cinnamon. - Yeah."
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"to see some action, so if you guys happen to have sex,"
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"What do you think, Sheldon?"
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"It's magnificent."
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"This is going to be the best Valentine's Day ever."
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"I'm so glad you like it."
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"I'm prepared to say I love it,"
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"OK."
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"Raj, I got it."
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"That was your daddy."
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"He wanted me to say that he misses... Why am I doing this?"
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"Happy Valentine's Day!"
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"Don't be surprised if you find five chocolates missing"
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"Got you a little something, too."
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"Oh, jewelry!"
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"Oh, my God. Lakers tickets?!"
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"It gets better. Instead of me, you can take someone"
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"- who will actually enjoy it. - Ohh!"
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"Should we take this little party to the bedroom?"
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"- That's true. - In fact, if you want,"
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"That is the least sexy thing anyone's ever said to me."
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"And for the entrée, tonight's special is a seafood risotto."
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"Does this train car have the original link-and-pin coupler"
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"or the Miller Hook and platform?"
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"I'm sorry, I meant questions about the food."
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"Oh, of course."
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"Is the seafood risotto being served on a train car"
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"with the original link-and-pin coupler"
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"or the Miller Hook and platform?"
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"Fun fact: it's neither."
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"If you listen carefully when the locomotive disconnects,"
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"Fun fact: I'm gonna jump off this train."
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"Hey, Cinnamon, guess who just did it human style."
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"It's a little late, but I'll take it."
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"No, Cinnamon ate the chocolates. That's really bad for dogs."
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"an optometrist, an allergist, a dermatologist, a urologist."
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"You'd think I'd have a vet."
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"OK. There's one not far from here."
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"- Come on. Let's go. - OK."
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"Koothrappali was right. We should have let her watch."
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"OK. Here's my impression of the Amtrak Acela"
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"barreling down the Eastern Corridor."
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"It's like there's a train in your mouth."
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"The Amtrak Wolverine coming into Chicago."
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"I've been on that train. And I just was again."
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"How many trains have you been on?"
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"Tons. A box fell on my head at UPS six years ago."
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"Not always. A box fell on my head at UPS six years ago."
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"Now I just collect disability and ride trains."
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"- Why do I even try? - I'm gonna fix this right now."
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"Excuse me. You are at Valentine's dinner with your girlfriend."
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"You're right. That was insensitive of me."
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"I have to go back to my table now."
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"Great. Now there's two of 'em."
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"- How much chocolate did she eat? - A whole box."
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"How big a box of chocolate was it?"
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"It came free with a full tank of gas."
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"- Do you know how much gas is? - Hey!"
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"Oh, my God, Cinnamon, are you OK?!"
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"You do whatever it takes to save her life."
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"If she needs new organs, I'll buy any dog necessary"
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"Well, she's not throwing up, which is a good sign."
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"OK. OK, thank you."
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"If she's scared, you can sing to her. She likes Katy Perry."
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"Should have been a dentist."
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"Trick question. There never was one."
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"- Or was there? - What?!"
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"which rearranged the drivers and cylinders,"
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"solving the problem of the Q-1,"
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"creating a du plex-drive four-four-six-four."
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"A world I don't want to live in!"
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"Seriously, I no longer want to live in this world."
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"creating a pair of internal connecting rods,"
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"and boom! Four-ten-four. If you think about it,"
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"the Q-2 was like the four-ten-four America never made."
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"Amy, what are the odds we run into this guy?"
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"Better than you think."
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"I never want this day to end."
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"It's feeling like it never will."
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"Come on."
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"Hey, did I tell you what happened to me at UPS?"
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"As if Valentine's Day wasn't bad enough, you try to kill my dog?!"
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"And with cheap chocolate, no less?"
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"Yeah, we weren't even out of the room that long."
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"No, come on. It was a while."
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"It was a while."
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"We just want to keep her a little longer for observation."
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"We're usually in bed by now, and I want her to know that I'm here."
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"It's OK. I sleep with my dog, too."
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"And I don't care what that obnoxious parrot back there says. I crushed it."
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"I think there's something going on between the two of them."
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"Maybe, but you also think nine minutes isn't a while,"
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"- You OK? - Why?"
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"Because my boyfriend's off playing choo-choo with some weirdo?"
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"Well, just the fact that you got him up here still says a lot."
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"To be honest, I bet Howie 200 bucks it wasn't gonna happen."
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"I'm going to the LEGO store to get a big-ass R2-D2."
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"See? It's not just Sheldon. They're all idiots."
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"So your boyfriend's a fixer-upper. Most of them are."
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"I mean, look at this guy. You think he came like this?"
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"Now, he's been to space."
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"Who's Mama's big space man?"
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"I am."
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"Yeah, for future reference, that's a while."
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"Good."
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"So I want you to keep a close eye on her"
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"Here are a few warning signs to look out for."
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"Yes, thank you for all your help."
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"- We love animals. - Do you guys own any pets?"
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"I love you so much."
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"- Sorry. - Sorry."
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"There's a car with a glass roof. Want to go look at the stars?"
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