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Clips from Big Mouth (2017) - The Pornscape (S01E01)

"- Oh, my God, what's happening? - You're under arrest."
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"There was so much semen, at first we thought a horse had done it."
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"You're the ponytail something."
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"- Detective, check this out. - Who's this?"
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"That's not mine. That's the hormone monster's."
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"- Officers, take him away. - No, guys. Ow, ow!"
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"You are innocent, right?"
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"'Cause your DNA was found, like, all over the body."
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"They're saying I'm a serial killer, but I'm just a chronic masturbator."
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"I'm your fucking lawyer, and you're fucking going home, fucknuts."
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"The good news is,"
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"there's security footage of the real killer"
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"in the same dumpster."
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"And perhaps even make something beautiful out of it."
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"Isn't that basically just like child pornography?"
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"[horn honks]"
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"Y'all can hop in the back, just shove that shit to the side."
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"- Oh, thanks. - Thank you."
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"[groans] This is awkward."
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"[Nick] All right, let's see. How does this thing work?"
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"Let me just get... [grunts]"
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"[sobbing] Missy!"
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"I'll never love anyone again, and no one will ever love me."
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"- [sobs] I'm not crying. - Uh-huh."
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"" The Italian Stallion,"
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"the story of two young lovers beefing in a gross motel.""
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"Two young lovers? Oh, Missy, why did you break up with us?"
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"Well, well, well, a hole."
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"[gasps] Ooh! And crotch level, no less. Mmm, yes, please."
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"I literally do not care about anything."
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"- Hoo hoo! - Whoa..."
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"Oh, yes. Oh, this is great. You're great."
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"- [Kitty] Is it great? - [Stallone] Oh, that's great."
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"Hey, Kitty, you gotta do one thing for me."
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"Adrian!"
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"All right. Wrestling is apparently not what we're doing here today."
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"It's a field trip to the police department."
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"The man rode on a bus for 20 minutes in a wrestling singlet"
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"I really think I'm gonna have to spread 'em."
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"All right, kids. Welcome to the Bridgeton Police Department."
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"Yes, son. Do you have a question?"
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"Oh. Nah. I just keep my hands up in a police station."
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"- You know, 'cause, uh, duh. - That's a good call."
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"Hey, guys. Check it out, my first zit."
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"I guess watching The Italian Stallion knocked something loose..."
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"[chuckles] you know, manhood-wise."
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"which is basically birth control. Ha ha!"
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"All right, everyone, file in. This is our line up room."
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"That's one of those two-way mirrors, right?"
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"You are thinking of a window, you orangutan."
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"- Oh, hi-- hi, Andrew. - Oh. Hi, Missy."
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"Okay, kids, let's see those profiles."
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"I was, um, just hoping that, um, maybe we could be friends?"
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"And then what? Someday I get an invitation to your wedding,"
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"What do you see in Joel?"
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"I guess he's an architect. He's a good man."
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"Missy, I'm happy for you."
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"Sarge, we just found another dead body with their ponytail cut off."
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"- The Ponytail Killer strikes again. - Damn it!"
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"Hold on. Is that what we're calling him?"
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"'Cause I thought we were going with the Ponytail Prowler?"
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"That's nothing. That's a nothing nickname."
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"Now I want a catchy nickname on my desk by the end of the day."
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"So this is our crime lab. It's where we analyze genetic evidence."
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"Can I have a volunteer?"
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"Your results might be tainted because I'm empty inside."
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"You guys realize DNA is a hoax created by gay scientists, right?"
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"Whoa!"
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"That's Carole from my Curves gym who yells at me for not being female."
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"What a coinkydink."
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"Me? A legit hang sesh?"
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"- Wait, wait. - What?"
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"I'm just acting out because my parents are getting divorced. Don't stop."
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"Because my parents have a no-touch policy with me."
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"like, by pretending to be falling down or something."
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"- What? - I think I want more of a relationship."
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"Baby, you gotta throw this boy a bone."
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"Now smooch up on him."
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"Oh, look at those adorable little fingers. I can't stand being so close to her."
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"You know what might make you feel better?"
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"Going home and watching porn again?"
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"Hey, Andrew, who's that, like, creature you're friends with?"
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"The-- the puberty guy?"
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"- The hormone monster? - Yeah."
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"So, what makes you think you'd be a good candidate for puberty?"
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"Well, I'm almost 13, I have kissed two girls,"
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"and, of course... [chuckles] the old Yellowstone Caldera here."
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"Like puncturing a Capri Sun on the first try?"
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"[chuckles] Okay. I think we're done here."
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"Give me a call in, like, I don't know, two years."
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"- Oh, come on, please. What about the zit? - Oh, right. Yeah, let me see that."
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"and he was, like, eating pistachios the whole time, which felt rude."
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"Yeah, he loves pistachios. I mean, he's a weird guy."
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"So I gotta go."
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"Hold on. Aren't you coming over?"
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"No, I have plans. I'm-- I'm going to my, um, aunt's wedding."
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"Yeah, she's cheap. Cheap lady."
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"Nice lie, baby."
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"after a slow miserable battle with cancer. Ha ha! Idiot."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you doing?"
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"What? We're gonna watch the porn, so I can forget about Missy."
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"The same one?"
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"there's a whole world of pornography out there."
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"In fact, you can trace erotica"
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"- Whoa. - What's your safe word again?"
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"Honestly, I'm embarrassed, but it's "ooga-booga.""
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"In the third century, the Kama Sutra became the standard go-to jerk work."
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"Very well-researched."
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"Did someone order a pizza? 'Cause I already ate it."
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"Jesus, Ron, are you gonna burp into my pussy again?"
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"Why would that guy be in a... Oh, it's quite big."
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"And, finally, the mother of all pornovations..."
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"Everything you could ever want, whenever you want it."
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"Amazing. Oh, but this site says I need to be 18."
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"I think we're gonna be okay, Andrew. I'm 75 million years old."
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"- [moaning] - Whoa."
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"[moaning]"
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"- Hi, Andrew. I like your fedora. - Missy."
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"Hi, hi."
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"It's really nice being alone with you."
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