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Clips from Shameless - Three Boys (S01E01)

"Cup-a-lasagna, anyone? Right here."
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"Who was on dishes today?"
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"IAN: Uh, I'll get them after lunch."
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"VERONICA: Hey, Debs, you ready to go to Target?"
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"What's that smell?"
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"It's either vomit or fancy cheese."
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"It can be both if you want."
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"FIONA: Target?"
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"Deb's gonna go help me register for wedding gifts."
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"I thought the wedding was off?"
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"VERONICA: Back on."
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"Kev know? Uh-huh."
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"Hey-hey!"
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"Mmm... damn. You tell that girl Sonny I will"
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"crap on a paper plate for her"
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"Drop your pants."
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"Me neither, but it's on the State form."
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"Drop 'em, sailor."
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"Yeah."
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"Still cold. (chuckles)"
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"Cough. (coughs)"
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"Again."
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"Again."
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"(coughs)"
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"Have you ever done a testicular self-examination?"
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"I say leave those three bad boys down there alone."
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"Yeah, well, that's the problem."
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"Should only be two testicles invited to this party."
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"back here tomorrow for a biopsy."
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"So, I got an extra passenger on board."
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"What's the big deal?"
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"Not for me. Third guy's always been there."
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"He's my lucky charm. Gave me six kids."
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"Mmm. Probably benign then."
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"You're smart not to worry till you do a biopsy."
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"Yeah."
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"Uh, pretty sure you can't bring a baby into a bar, ma'am."
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"And I'm pretty sure you can't get married if you already are."
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"Yeah, I know, I know."
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"Why the hell doesn't she know yet?"
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"'Cause... I'm afraid to tell her. Kev..."
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"It would break my heart to hurt her."
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"Can you hit me with a milk refill?"
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"The devil's in my balls, Billy,"
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"and he's comin' for the rest of me."
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"Let's hope he can swim."
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"Why, Billy? Why me?"
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"Doc says it's probably benign."
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"Look at Lance Armstrong. He had that ball cancer."
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"Yeah, he ends up fucking a rock star. (guffaws)"
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"That's right! That's right! See?"
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"Hey, baby!"
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"Hey-hey!"
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"How you doing?"
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"Okay, I know that this is silly,"
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"but I'm really starting to get excited"
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"about this whole wedding thing."
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"You know old man Parson's place on Fifth?"
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"I think we should buy it."
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"What?"
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"You know, the one where the son went crazy"
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"and hit him with an axe?"
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"It's for sale and I think we should start,"
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"like, getting our stuff together..."
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"all the loans and credit scores and all that."
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"What's the matter, babe?"
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"I'm sure they got the blood cleaned up by now."
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"I can't marry you, Veronica."
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"I'm already married."
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"She's a head case."
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"She used to throw plates at me."
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"She couldn't handle her booze."
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"Baby, you have no idea"
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"how many times I wanted to tell you over the years,"
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"but the more time went on, the more unreal it all seemed."
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"Look like a douche bag with that mullet."
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"(sighs) Oh, I can't believe this."
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"VERONICA: Guess we can forget about buying a house."
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"KEVIN Yeah."
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"FIONA: Maybe not."
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"What do you mean?"
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"You don't actually have to get married, do you?"
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"So, give her one."
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"I could get ordained online."
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"Then we just don't file the license with the state."
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"(laughs)"
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"Why not?"
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"You'd still be married."
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"It just won't be legal."
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"Yeah, but what's the point then?"
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"All the free shit, baby!"
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"Oh. Oh, damn!"
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"Oh, baby, come on."
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"That would've sucked."
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"Showing up at your wedding fucking paralyzed and shit?"
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"Yeah. Oh, shit."
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"Looks a bit like Top Ramen in there, doesn't it?"
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"Sweetie, would you like me to come with you"
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"to your the biopsy?"
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"No, it's probably nothing."
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"A benign cyst."
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"An ingrown hair."
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"Yes, I think you're right."
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"You're gonna be just fine."
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"Why the hell are you crying?"
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"(crying)"
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"Jesus, Sheila, I'm not gonna die."
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"I'm gonna need the house next week for Bible study."
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"We're doing the Passion Play again."
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"It might get noisy."
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"(crying)"
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"I have two plots"
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"at Oak Woods Cemetery."
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"One was for Eddie."
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"Nothing would make me happier"
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"(whispers): Wait there for me."
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"Oh, God, I'm gonna die."
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"CAROL: He married your father and I,"
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"Aunt Rochelle, Uncle Bobby, and cousin Jimmy with the..."
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"you know, that first wife of his,"
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