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Clips from Shameless - Three Boys (S01E01)

"(indistinct chatter)"
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"Set it up again, here we go."
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"Ready?"
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"Okay. Here we go."
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"Hey, sexy."
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"Where...? Oh."
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"KAREN (passionately): Yeah..."
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"Yeah, oh, yeah, give it to me!"
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"Oh, oh, yeah!"
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"Oh, yeah, give it to me!"
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"Yes, she said she wants you"
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"to give it to her, so just give it to her already, okay?!"
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"(laughing)"
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"Cock and balls!"
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"(laughing)"
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"And she was a real princess."
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"Yeah, well, she's dead now."
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"How's that for happily ever after?"
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"Asshole."
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"♪ Think of all the luck you got ♪"
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"♪ You were beaming once before ♪"
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"♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪"
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"♪ You were willing once before ♪"
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"♪ You're so... sure of? ♪"
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"I wasn't even thinking about getting married"
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"until he brought it up. Now I'm, like, obsessed."
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"Phillips."
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"Wasn't he drunk when he proposed?"
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"Oh, yeah. It was like that David Hasselhoff video,"
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"I never saw that."
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"Oh, you gotta YouTube it."
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"It's like a car wreck... you can't not watch."
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"to be the story you tell your grandkids?"
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"Champagne and roses."
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"Six months into the marriage,"
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"And the moral of the story is?"
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"My sister's a bitch."
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"give me three good reasons why you want to get married."
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"Lots of people who love each other"
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"The way things are between you and Kevin right now,"
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"it seems perfect."
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"Why ruin it?"
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"What do you get for that?"
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"What are they paying"
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"for the neck thing, disability?"
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"674 bucks a month."
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"(laughs)"
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"That's what I get."
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"But look, I can do this."
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"(chuckles)"
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"it's a bit over the top."
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"(speaking Hungarian)"
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"I told 'em I get migraines."
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"Genius, huh? Huh?"
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"Try proving I don't have 'em."
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"(chuckles)"
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"(sniffing)"
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"Kev, come out."
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"What?"
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"Other than the presents"
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"and the booze, can you tell me"
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"three good reasons why you want to get married?"
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"Not really."
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"Wait a minute... this isn't one of those tests, is it?"
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"One of those woman things"
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"where I'm supposed to change your mind?"
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"If it is, you just failed."
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"No, I mean, things between us are pretty great."
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"What would we tell people?"
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"That the wedding's off."
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"No one's damn business why."
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"Yeah."
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"Well, great then."
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"Guess I gotta tell Mama."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"She's on her way over to talk about the blessed event."
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"I am gonna miss getting a free KitchenAid mixer."
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"Yeah? Mm-hmm."
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"♪ Here comes the bride, all dressed in white! ♪"
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"Hey, Mama."
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"I can't believe this!"
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"What happened?"
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"How could you do this to me? Look, Mama,"
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"Yeah, Mama... Don't call me Mama."
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"We're just cutting out all the paperwork, right?"
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"You know, and besides, until gay people can get married"
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"in this state, I'm not gonna."
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"You know this isn't what your father wants."
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"You know that, don't you?"
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"Daddy's dead, Mama. He doesn't really want anything."
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"Your daddy, rest his soul, wants to see his little girl married."
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"Look, Mama..."
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"That's why he set aside a little something for you for once you"
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"finally settled down. A little what?"
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"Your daddy left you money for your first home"
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"Yeah, he thought it might keep you"
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"from being somebody's baby mama. How much?"
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"I don't know! He wanted the envelope opened"
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"on your wedding day."
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"I just... I never knew how much it meant to Daddy."
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"The world."
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"Maybe we should reconsider, babe."
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"But what about the gay people?"
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"They got their parades. They can wait."
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"It's hot. I'm hot."
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"Are you guys hot?"
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"Hot!"
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"(knocking on door)"
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"Coming!"
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"Hey. Pee."
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"Oh, it's fresh?"
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"Means you get to smoke weed"
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"It's lasagna, straight from the oven."
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"It's still warm. So's this."
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"Keep it that way, if you want to pass."
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"Lunch!"
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"Eat it or miss it, people!"
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"Thanks. Bye."
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"What, more piss food?"
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"You know it. All right!"
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