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Clips from Shameless - Three Boys (S01E01)

"Baby, listen, this our time."
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"We're gonna get fake married, and nothing's gonna stop us."
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"Tomorrow people?"
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"Tomorrow people."
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"IAN: Hey, can you sign in for me at detention today?"
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"You ditchin'?"
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"I thought that was last night."
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"Was supposed to be,"
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"but he took me to his place,"
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"and it sort of freaked me out."
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"I mean, I always knew he had a wife"
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"and a life and everything, but seeing it and..."
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"and smelling it..."
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"I mean, his life actually has an odor."
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"I just felt like kissing my boyfriend."
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"Have fun fucking Kash."
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"(flames whooshing) Remember when we were little,"
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"and you'd always tag along with me, wherever I went?"
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"I always looked after you, didn't I, Marty?"
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"And do you know why?"
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"Because I'm your big little sister"
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"and I didn't want you to get in trouble, because I love you."
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"And that's why I want you to go back to prison."
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"I've been thinking about my wedding, and you know something?"
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"You were right..."
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"'cause my wedding day wouldn't be my wedding day"
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"without my little big brother there."
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"In fact, I'd like you to be the one to give me away."
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"Marty?"
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"You mean it?"
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"Cross my heart."
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"Come here, you little nut."
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"You bitches! You bitches lied to me!"
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"I'm gonna burn down your cocksucking, cockfucker...!"
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"(hums "The Wedding March")"
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"Wow. That shit does dry fast."
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"(both laugh)"
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"♪ Got a rock 'n' roll heart, baby ♪"
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"Lip, my boy. My oldest boy."
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"Yeah. Here to pick up Karen."
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"What's with the vest?"
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"Sheils made it."
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"Wow..."
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"Look at you. You look beautiful."
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"Thanks."
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"Hi, Lip."
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"Hi. Does my head look bigger?"
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"Um... I don't think it can get"
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"any bigger, Dad."
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"I have to keep an eye on it."
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"Watch for memory loss and vomit."
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"More so than usual?"
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"I have a second chance at life."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"I'm not gonna surround myself with negative energy."
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"How about you just show up at this wedding,"
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"do what you do best: drink free booze and look happy?"
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"(chuckles)"
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"You're coming, Mom?"
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"Yes, I'm coming."
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"(mouthing): She's not going anywhere."
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"I've got my purse and my gift and my gloves"
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"and my monoamine oxidase inhibitor."
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"I have my anti-anxiety disco biscuits."
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"And I am ready to go."
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"I am really ready."
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"I'll just get you a piece of cake, Mom."
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"There's just so much I've gotta get done here."
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"Ah, that bitch."
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"What kind of... cock-fuck... does this to her brother?"
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"(grunts)"
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"(laughing)"
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"May daily problems never cause you undue anxiety,"
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"nor the desire for earthly possessions dominate your lives,"
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"but may your hearts' first desire be always the good things"
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"waiting for you in the life of heaven."
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"Amen."
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"ALL: Amen!"
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"You may kiss the bride."
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"(all cheering)"
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"Get it out!"
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"Go, Dad! Work it!"
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"Take it down! Take it down!"
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"(all cheering)"
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"♪ Talk like you mean it, boy ♪"
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"♪ Say it like you mean it ♪"
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"(dinging on glass)"
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"Uh, folks, let's face facts."
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"When it comes to good things, most of 'em come"
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"in pairs like your favorite jeans,"
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"new socks and Kevin and Veronica."
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"And as it turns out, most people's testicles."
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"only have two testicles between ya. L'chaim!"
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"may the good Lord watch over you"
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"Oh, thank you, Mama."
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"Thank you."
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"$500?!"
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"Are you fucking kidding me?"
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"We're gettin' a Barbie house, baby!"
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"Maybe you're making yourself too available?"
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"You think?"
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"Hey, lady friend, where the hell is my cake?"
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"Steve is supposed to be here with the damn thing."
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"That's the trouble with the exciting ones."
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"The unpredictability is what makes them so exciting,"
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"He may not be Steve,"
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"but he's here."
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"Hi."
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"Hi."
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"Do you wanna dance?"
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"The Bible is the Word of God,"
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"How can it be the Word of God passed down"
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"if it was rewritten by King James? from generation to generation."
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"FRANK: It doesn't make any sense."
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"This was really a perfect day."
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"I only wish little Marty could have been here."
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"you're the only family I got,"
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"so let's put this on film, huh?"
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"It's on. It's on, it's on."
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"Did it go? It's not on."
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