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Clips from Shameless - Three Boys (S01E01)

"She was like Pippi Longstocking kissing her own ass!"
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"(both laughing)"
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"Dad, what the hell happened to you?"
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"(women laughing)"
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"VERONICA: What's that nasty-ass hair about?"
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"(groans, sighs)"
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"(screams)"
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"Marty?!"
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"and I didn't even know you had a brother."
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"KEVIN: There's a reason for that."
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"He busted out of prison? Last night."
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"What was he in for?"
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"Aggravated assault, larceny and arson."
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"Arson? Who we talkin' about?"
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"V's brother."
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"Oh, is that like a sibling-brother,"
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"or just a black guy brother?"
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"You remember the fire at the Curves in the mini mall?"
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"That was him."
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"He loves setting fire to things and he hates women."
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"It was the perfect storm. He's nuts."
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"I had to fight my ass off. Then, one time,"
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"I'm having a brew, he came up to me,"
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"he's all, "Ass cunt fuck!" on me."
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"Tourette's coupled with bipolar disorder and a drinking problem."
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"He's a shrink's wet dream."
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"What are we gonna do?"
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"Kick his ass back to prison"
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"to really fuck things up, it's Marty."
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"Bungee jumping, eh?"
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"From the El tracks."
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"Good news/bad: your biopsy results came back negative."
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"Tumor was benign,"
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"so you're not gonna die of testicular cancer."
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"Oh! So, I can keep it?"
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"Yeah. The swelling on the brain you've probably got going"
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"on in there might end up doin' you in."
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"I'm fuckin' with you."
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"The bump looks pretty superficial,"
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"but if you vomit more than twice, have any seizures"
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"or experience memory loss, call 911."
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"Well, what if I vomit while I'm having a seizure"
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"and have no memory of it?"
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"What?"
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"You know you can't stay, Marty."
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"Look, Ron, it's bullshit security."
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"They practically give you your own key."
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"Aren't you risking your parole?"
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"How long did you have left?"
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"18... cocksucker!... months!"
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"Jesus, Marty, that's no time at all."
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"It's your wedding day, Ron."
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"Why don't you go back and turn yourself in?"
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"Tell 'em it was a mistake. Blame it on the Tourette's."
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"You know it's for the best. Faggot!"
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"before they even know you left."
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"Look, I'm not going back, Ron!"
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"It's your wedding day and I'm not gonna miss your..."
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"shit-pisser... wedding day!"
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"This is the dress that I will wear this afternoon."
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"And it will protect me like this house protects me."
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"And today is the day."
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"And the day is good."
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"Where are you pretending to go?"
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"I am really gonna do it this time."
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"Beautiful and safe and sunny."
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"The sun's just a burning ball of fire"
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"that could plunge from the sky at any time."
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"I think we should just let him come to the wedding."
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"No way. I'm not having that nutcase at my wedding."
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"Can you imagine the service? "Do you Veronica..."
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""Fucking bitch!... Fisher"
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""take this man..."
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""Fuck stick!... Kevin Ball...?""
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"Uh-uh, no, I'm taking him back to prison"
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"Right. Give me your dress so I can steam it."
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"Behind the door."
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"No."
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"Bathroom door."
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"MARTY: It's a real pretty dress, Roni."
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"It'll burn nicely with all this taffeta."
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"Oh, Jesus."
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"You send me back to jail, this dress goes up!"
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"Marty? Marty, open the door."
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"Open the goddamn door!"
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"You're not getting married without me."
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"Cock fuck!"
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"He's not doing anything."
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"He's sitting in there lighting a lighter."
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"Oh, my God, he's gonna burn the house down."
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"This is what he did at Granddaddy's funeral."
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"Gutted out half the hospice. Maybe we should call the cops."
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"Kev's right. The house goes up"
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"we're not gonna be able to get him out of there."
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"You want me to call cops on my own brother?"
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"It's always been like this."
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"It's always got to be about him."
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"You should be in a nuthouse!"
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"LIP: What's going on?"
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"Veronica's brother locked himself in the bathroom."
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"He's threatening to burn the place down. Cool!"
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"the shit-sack house on fire."
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"What's a shit-sack?"
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"All I wanted was to own my own home"
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"and maybe some small kitchen appliances"
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"for your, for me, for our home..."
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"Maybe some kids someday."
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"I thought you didn't want to have any kids."
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"Based on what?"
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"You saying how much you hate 'em."
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"Yeah, other people's."
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"But I might not mind having a baby Kev runnin' round."
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"A little "tomorrow person"?"
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"What?"
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"That's what I call little mixed-race babies:"
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"Tomorrow people."
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"Little people of tomorrow."
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"What are we gonna do?"
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"Maybe we should just call it off."
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"No, not a chance."
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