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Clips from Diff'rent Strokes (1978) - The Bicycle Man: Part 1 (S05E05)

- Yeah, he didn't wanna go for it at first,

"- Yeah, he didn't wanna go for it at first,"

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but I gave him my hard sell.

"but I gave him my hard sell."

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- Aw man, you're a real pal, Arnold.

"- Aw man, you're a real pal, Arnold."

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- What a drag.

"- What a drag."

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Man if it wasn't raining outside,

"Man if it wasn't raining outside,"

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- It sure is a beauty.

"- It sure is a beauty."

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Great day for ducks, Arnold.

"Great day for ducks, Arnold."

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- Yeah a quack, quack.

"- Yeah a quack, quack."

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I was gonna ride my new bicycle today.

"I was gonna ride my new bicycle today."

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♪ My only sunshine

"♪ My only sunshine"

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You know I started out to be a great singing star

"You know I started out to be a great singing star"

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then I had a little bad luck.

"then I had a little bad luck."

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Some people heard me sing.

"Some people heard me sing."

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- Oh this is my friend Dudley that I was telling you about.

"- Oh this is my friend Dudley that I was telling you about."

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- Hi Dudley. - Hi Mr. Horton.

"- Hi Dudley. - Hi Mr. Horton."

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- Listen my friend Arnold here tells me

"- Listen my friend Arnold here tells me"

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- Well if you can pass out those flyers like Arnold does,

"- Well if you can pass out those flyers like Arnold does,"

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I don't see why you shouldn't.

"I don't see why you shouldn't."

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He tells me he taught you everything he knows.

"He tells me he taught you everything he knows."

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- Well not everything.

"- Well not everything."

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- Oh you smell that?

"- Oh you smell that?"

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- No nothing.

"- No nothing."

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- I smell it, I bet it's pizza.

"- I smell it, I bet it's pizza."

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- Hey you got a great smeller, feller.

"- Hey you got a great smeller, feller."

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- Yeah, now I smell it too.

"- Yeah, now I smell it too."

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- Well let's not just stand here, men,

"- Well let's not just stand here, men,"

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let's track it down.

"let's track it down."

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- Ah it's that way.

"- Ah it's that way."

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They don't call me old pizza nose for nothin'.

"They don't call me old pizza nose for nothin'."

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- Follow our nose, we'll go where the nose goes

"- Follow our nose, we'll go where the nose goes"

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because the nose knows and where the nose, oh, oh.

"because the nose knows and where the nose, oh, oh."

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I got some new comic books here,

"I got some new comic books here,"

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so look 'em over, maybe we can play

"so look 'em over, maybe we can play"

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a little video game later on.

"a little video game later on."

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'Cause I got a couple of things to check in out front.

"'Cause I got a couple of things to check in out front."

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Okay.

"Okay."

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All right.

"All right."

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- Boy, this place is something else.

"- Boy, this place is something else."

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- Yeah, it sure is.

"- Yeah, it sure is."

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You know what I like about Mr. Horton?

"You know what I like about Mr. Horton?"

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He's just an all around great guy.

"He's just an all around great guy."

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- Yeah.

"- Yeah."

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- Of course.

"- Of course."

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The ladies are naked.

"The ladies are naked."

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of your ears.

"of your ears."

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- Say, look at this.

"- Say, look at this."

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Cuties of the Circus.

"Cuties of the Circus."

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He's holding her off with a whip and chair.

"He's holding her off with a whip and chair."

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- Hey look at that circus girl.

"- Hey look at that circus girl."

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Now I know why they call it the big top.

"Now I know why they call it the big top."

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- Hi.

"- Hi."

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- Oh, nothing much, is it, Dudley?

"- Oh, nothing much, is it, Dudley?"

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- I think I see what's going on.

"- I think I see what's going on."

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You guys were looking at this, huh?

"You guys were looking at this, huh?"

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- Guys, there's nothing to feel guilty about, it's okay.

"- Guys, there's nothing to feel guilty about, it's okay."

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There is nothing wrong with looking at ladies.

"There is nothing wrong with looking at ladies."

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- Even when there's that much lady to look at?

"- Even when there's that much lady to look at?"

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- There's nothing wrong with being naked.

"- There's nothing wrong with being naked."

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Haven't your folks ever taken you to a museum?

"Haven't your folks ever taken you to a museum?"

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You know most of the famous statues are naked.

"You know most of the famous statues are naked."

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- Yeah but at least they had fake leaves.

"- Yeah but at least they had fake leaves."

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a piece of parsley.

"a piece of parsley."

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- The point is Arnold, that there's a good reason

"- The point is Arnold, that there's a good reason"

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for looking at the human body and admiring it.

"for looking at the human body and admiring it."

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- That one in the magazine sure was.

"- That one in the magazine sure was."

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- Now you see Dudley understands.

"- Now you see Dudley understands."

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Now here fellas here's a little pepperoni pizza.

"Now here fellas here's a little pepperoni pizza."

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That is hot stuff too.

"That is hot stuff too."

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Unless of course you live at the North Pole

"Unless of course you live at the North Pole"

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and gonna freeze your tush off.

"and gonna freeze your tush off."

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Either of you guys go skinny dipping?

"Either of you guys go skinny dipping?"

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- Nah, I never done that.

"- Nah, I never done that."

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- Me neither, unless you wanna count the time

"- Me neither, unless you wanna count the time"

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when the fire hydrant blew my pants off.

"when the fire hydrant blew my pants off."

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- Is skinny dipping fun?

"- Is skinny dipping fun?"

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- Fun, listen guys, if you have not gone skinny dipping,

"- Fun, listen guys, if you have not gone skinny dipping,"

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you have missed one of the great joys in this life.

"you have missed one of the great joys in this life."

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I think I got some pictures around here

"I think I got some pictures around here"

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of a bunch of us skinny dipping.

"of a bunch of us skinny dipping."

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Here they are right here.

"Here they are right here."

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- Well of course not.

"- Well of course not."

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have all the fun, do ya?

"have all the fun, do ya?"

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and having a good time.

"and having a good time."

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We had a great, great old time that day.

"We had a great, great old time that day."

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- Looks like fun to me.

"- Looks like fun to me."

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- Yeah.

"- Yeah."

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- I don't know, I don't think I'd like the idea

"- I don't know, I don't think I'd like the idea"

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dignified people in the world today anyway.

"dignified people in the world today anyway."

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- In that case, you let everything down.

"- In that case, you let everything down."

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with a glass of wine.

"with a glass of wine."

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- Too young, huh.

"- Too young, huh."

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Do you realize that in France,

"Do you realize that in France,"

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everybody drinks wine including kids much younger than you.

"everybody drinks wine including kids much younger than you."

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- Yeah, Arnold, don't you know anything?

"- Yeah, Arnold, don't you know anything?"

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- I'll bet Dudley there takes a sip every now and then.

"- I'll bet Dudley there takes a sip every now and then."

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- Me?

"- Me?"

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Ah yeah, right, as a matter of fact,

"Ah yeah, right, as a matter of fact,"

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my dad lets me have a little sip on special occasions.

"my dad lets me have a little sip on special occasions."

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- Sure I'll have some.

"- Sure I'll have some."

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- Oh okay, I'll have just a sip.

"- Oh okay, I'll have just a sip."

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I hate to see my friends drink alone.

"I hate to see my friends drink alone."

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- That's better, here.

"- That's better, here."

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- That stuff really burns your hatch.

"- That stuff really burns your hatch."

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like today, huh?

"like today, huh?"

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You know we ought to be playing some games.

"You know we ought to be playing some games."

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I know a neat game with a camera.

"I know a neat game with a camera."

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- Yeah, we love it.

"- Yeah, we love it."

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- See if I got my, yeah, here's my trusty camera right here.

"- See if I got my, yeah, here's my trusty camera right here."

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Okay here we go.

"Okay here we go."

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- What kind of pictures should we take?

"- What kind of pictures should we take?"

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- Why I got a great idea.

"- Why I got a great idea."

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Let's play Tarzan.

"Let's play Tarzan."

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- All right we'll make you the fearless leader

"- All right we'll make you the fearless leader"

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of the safari, here you go.

"of the safari, here you go."

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- All right.

"- All right."

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Just call me Bowana.

"Just call me Bowana."

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in front of that man eating plant thing huh?

"in front of that man eating plant thing huh?"

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All right.

"All right."

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- And you pretend Dudley here is saving you from it.

"- And you pretend Dudley here is saving you from it."

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You can do that, can't you, Arnold?

"You can do that, can't you, Arnold?"

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