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Clips from Chappelle's Show - Black Howard Dean & Stereotype Pixies (S03E03)

"And we're going to South Dakota"
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"This is what Dave would've done. Check this out."
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"We're gonna go to Montreal!"
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"To take back the white house!"
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"He sets policy for this administration,"
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"but his mom's a lesbian, and his sister's a lesbian,"
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"I got a tax policy that'll break your neck"
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"Yeah!"
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"See, that's why, when you get famous,"
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"Charles barkley?"
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"No, no, watch me take it to the hole."
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"Now I'm in the three- second Lane,"
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"You need a heavy-duty zipper."
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"Yo, y'all stay right where you at."
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"Yeah."
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"Would he protect you from your nuts on down?"
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"Hey! Hey! Get off the trampoline!"
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"Gary Coleman?"
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"after these messages."
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"I'm talking about a situation where, you know,"
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"Hello, Mr. chappelle."
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"Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelu-hallelu-hallelujah!"
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"- One more time! - Ah!"
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"Charo!"
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"We've got an Asian pixie."
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"It's not over yet. White people, you're not safe."
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"Jingling and jangling."
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"And the line starts all the way at the bottom."
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"Like a tiny incision, if you will."
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"one of the most controversial sketches we had."
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"Pony?"
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"That's the pixie!"
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"She don't even know me, and she beat me up!"
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"I don't--I feel like-- so when get out,"
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"Fuck all that scientology shit."
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"It was funny as hell, and just ride with it."
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"I thought it was funny. I thought it was intelligent."
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"Enough said, man."
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"I thought it was a lot like the racial draft,"
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"My question is, how much do you have"
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"the jokes weren't that serious."
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"I thought the sketch was cool,"
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"You look straight ahead, sir."
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"Don't let that scare you."
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"My eyes! My Dickies!"
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"Does that change anything now that you see we did--"
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"What if he did 100 white pixies? Would that change anything?"
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"It's a comedy show."
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"We'll see you all next week."
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"Good night."
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"Honk! Honk!"
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"Even if, like, your friend called you on the phone"
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"I'm going platinum for the chappelle's show, bitch.""
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"Wait, wait, wait."
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"I don't think he's coming."
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"Oh."
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"Let's start the show."
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"Ladies and gentlemen,"
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"donnell rawlings and Charlie Murphy!"
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"Welcome to another episode of chappelle's show."
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"well, I actually hang out with Dave chappelle, right."
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"Every now and then, I would notice that Dave had"
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"the ability to see into other people's scandals"
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"and immediately identify the solution."
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"Now, y'all remember a few years back,"
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"Howard Dean was running for president?"
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"Messed up his whole campaign with his mouth?"
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"Check this shit out."
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"Not only are we going to new Hampshire, tom harkin,"
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"we're going to South Carolina and Oklahoma and Arizona"
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"and north Dakota and new Mexico!"
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"And we're going to California and Texas and New York!"
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"and Oregon and Washington and Michigan!"
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"And then we're going to Washington, D.C."
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"To take back the white house!"
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"Yah!"
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"You know, Howard Dean should've just kept on with it."
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"You know something?"
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"We're not just gonna go to new Hampshire, tom harkin."
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"We are gonna go to New York!"
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"We're gonna go to Vermont!"
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"We're gonna go to Oregon!"
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"We're gonna go to Pittsburgh in Pennsylvania!"
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"We're going to Cancun for spring break!"
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"We're going to Vancouver!"
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"I'm going all over the world,"
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"and then I'm coming all the way to Washington, D.C."
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"Bah!"
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"Bah!"
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"I'm gonna kick open the door of the oval office,"
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"and I'm gonna chop that motherfucking desk in half!"
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"Bah!"
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"And then I'm gonna grab the secret service like this"
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"and put him in a headlock and say, "bah!""
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"And then we're going straight into my bedroom,"
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"I'm gonna grab my wife like this,"
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"And then I'm gonna wash up. I'm gonna wash up."
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"And I'm gonna be like this, "byah!""
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"Good night!"
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"Thud!"
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"and I support the president."
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"90 seconds."
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"Well, I think it's important to remember"
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"when you're talking about this issue"
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"that vice president Cheney has a lesbian daughter,"
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"and not only is his daughter a lesbian,"
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"and his greasy granny has holes in her panties!"
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"- Well, Gwen, let me... - Byah!"
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"Thank the senator for the kind words he said about my family..."
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"- Byah, byah! - And our daughter."
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"Ya, byah!"
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"Byah! I love lesbians! Byah!"
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"I watched the l-word on showtime!"
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"Byah!"
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"goin' from Washington down to Vermont"
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"down to... Byah!"
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"Byah! Byah!"
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"Byah!"
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"Yo, another big scandal that we all familiar with"
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"was the Paris Hilton sex tape."
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