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Clips from Schitt's Creek (2015) - Life Is a Cabaret (S05E05)

"to see her, Dave."
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"but I'm gonna need some hair samples."
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"What happened, David?"
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"Did you say anything that might have triggered her?"
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"With but a handful of hours before curtain?"
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"Any morsel of Intel is crucial!"
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"Fine! Patrick proposed to me yesterday,"
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"- Oh, David! - Wow, a wedding."
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"Congratulations, Dave. I don't know what to say."
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"Why could you not have waited until after the show"
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"to tell people you're engaged?!"
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"You're engaged?!"
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"This is not how the announcement was supposed go!"
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"- Who's gonna plan the wedding? - Well, I could ask Jocelyn."
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"When did this become about you?"
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"a lot of people are going to be very disappointed!"
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"I just announced I'm getting married!"
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"have years to celebrate!"
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"What a unanimously disastrous day this is turning out to be!"
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"Okay, so I told Stevie and next thing you know,"
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"she is nowhere to be found."
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"hadn't gotten so out of control."
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"I mean, people are coming up to me"
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"Gentlemen, major show drama aside,"
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"I just wanted to say congratulations"
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"- Or is it "Misters?" - See?"
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"Now Jocelyn, how did you find out?"
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"Oh, from Moira."
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"Maybe Alexis. Possibly Gwen."
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"a little more concerned about the show at the moment."
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"Don't worry, Moira says she has a plan."
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"Oh, does she?"
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"Oh God, David! No, no, no, no, David, I'm sorry."
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"Mrs. Rose, are you-are you a performer at this point?"
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"Unfortunately, I have no choice."
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"and pray there's still dazzle within."
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"- Stevie, what the fuck?! - Mrs. Rose?"
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"Okay everybody, vocal warm up in the Green Room!"
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"Mrs. Rose, I'm sorry. I had an errand to run,"
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"and I got stuck in traffic on the way back."
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"Yeah, I've been calling you all day."
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"I know, you told me to block everyone out today,"
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"so I left my phone at home,"
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"which I realize was a really big mistake."
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"Oh, were you planning on taking my place?"
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"Oh! Just dressed in theme to support, that's all."
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"I think I'll um..."
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"I'm going to go see if Jocelyn uh..."
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"I just have to check on her. I just... Jocelyn?"
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"I should never have told you before the show."
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"Here."
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"What is this?"
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"so I had them made."
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"It would've been nice if he told me"
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"when it was happening,"
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"I literally could've picked these up"
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"any other day this week, but I will yell at him later."
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"I assume you two will be moving in together,"
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"and I won't be there to give you towels when you need them,"
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"- so... - Thank you."
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"I appreciate the monogramming,"
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"and the choice of thread color."
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"I was more upset that I had to drive to Elmdale today."
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"I also appreciate this burlesque-y get up."
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"Excuse me. You're an almost married man, now."
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"Stevie. I'd ask if you could hold us up more,"
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"- Gotta go. - Good luck!"
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"Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi."
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"Hey David, congrats on the news!"
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"Really happy for you guys."
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"Okay, you know what, the funny thing was,"
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"originally I was going to be the one that told people."
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"Told people what?"
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"Oh, does your Dad not know?"
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"If we're talking about Dave's big engagement news,"
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"but we think it's probably gonna be a black tie affair."
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"You're engaged?"
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"Yeah. Sure."
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"Oh, David, that's so exciting!"
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"Oh son, you deserve all the happiness..."
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"Sorry. Alexis made it seem like everyone knew."
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"Oh, they do now, yeah."
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"Have fun, my darling."
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"Have fun! You've gestated long enough beneath my wing."
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"Ladies and Gentlemen!"
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"♪ Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome! ♪"
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"♪ Glucklich zu sehen"
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"♪ Happy to see you"
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"♪ Bleibe, reste, stay"
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"♪ Und sagen"
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"Rah!"
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"♪ Fremde, etranger, stranger"
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"Ooh!"
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"♪ Glucklich zu sehen"
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"♪ Je suis enchante"
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"♪ Happy to see you"
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"♪ Bleibe, reste, stay"
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"♪ Wir sagen"
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"♪ Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome ♪"
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"♪ Im Cabaret"
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"♪ Au Cabaret"
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"♪"
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"You wear her well."
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"- Sorry? - Magdalena."
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"is the Halloween when David was desperate"
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"to be Alanis Morissette."
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"Well, glad you think I'm pulling it off."
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"Stevie, I'm so proud of you."
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"You're really powering through tonight."
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"Thank you, but I still have an act and a half"
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"to prove you wrong."
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"Now I suppose David's announcement"
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"left you a little shaken."
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"That's really not it, Mrs. Rose."
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"It's just..."
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"I wish I wasn't watching it all happen from behind the desk."
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"It feels like everyone's growing up all around me."
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"You know, before the "Crows" movie happened,"
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"I too thought there was no escape from this dark,"
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"I was as hopelessly crestfallen as you are right now."
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