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Clips from Schitt's Creek (2015) - Life Is a Cabaret (S05E05)

"Hmm, you could've lied."
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"one other option."
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"we corralled a few people back to the motel?"
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"I could stand up and give a speech."
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"which will send sort of this intoxicating"
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"but the fact that I'm holding them back, I think,"
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"Great to know you've barely given this any thought."
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"- Good luck, honey! - It's "break a leg"."
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"Anyway, I just stopped by to uh..."
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"No need to open it now, you can open it later."
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"Even though the intention was to..."
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"You expect me to bring this with me?!"
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"This frame is like, ten pounds!"
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"Ted leaves tonight. I leave in a week."
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"Thank you."
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"I have decided..."
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"- is such a good idea? - Yes!"
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"oh, I do have to take this."
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"Well, yes, my assistant is very busy."
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"Dad!"
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"and I think that takes a lot of courage."
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"- What's going on? - Nothing."
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"Oh my God!"
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"Which I should get back to doing."
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"The last thing she said to your father was,"
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"I don't know how you're gonna feel about this,"
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"You have that effect on people."
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"Uh, she said she was nervous about the show."
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"and I may have told her about it."
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"for under a hundred bucks."
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"Okay, this is like, the last thing I needed to hear today!"
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"Exactly! If we don't find Stevie,"
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"David, you and your wonderful Patrick"
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"Ugh!"
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"_"
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"I just wish this whole engagement announcement"
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"that I haven't even spoken to yet."
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"to the future Mister and Mister."
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"Thanks Jocelyn, but I'm actually"
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"No, just performers backstage from here on."
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"So I'm gonna shimmy off the rust,"
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"Sorry, sorry. Oh."
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"Stevie, thank God you're here!"
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"- Bye. - Bye. Good luck."
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"got the humidifier, excuse me."
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"Patrick asked for my blessing a few weeks ago,"
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"I thought you were upset."
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"Cast: Ahhhhh!"
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"We'll pick this up later."
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"Now it's time to fly!"
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"- Okay... - Fly."
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"I am your host."
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"♪ Fremde, etranger, stranger"
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"Patrick: Hello, stranger!"
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"♪ Je suis enchante"
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"En chante madame!"
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"♪ Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome ♪"
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"♪ To Cabaret"
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"The only other time I've leased one of my girls"
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"Of course I never doubted you."
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"You know?"
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"troublesome existence that was my life in this town."
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"Uh, I wouldn't say I'm crest..."
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"That's one of my gifts. But no."
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"Why, Sally, of course."
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"What the hell is your secret, Stevie?"
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"you're very, very cool."
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"that's not going to change."
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"and we go out there, and show those people"
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"Oh! Thank you!"
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"♪ He'll stay"
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"♪"
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"♪ I'll be home at last"
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"♪ So nobody loved me"
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"♪ There in my favour"
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"That's my friend!"
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"Oh, sorry, I don't know why"
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"Well, it was a huge hit, the crowd went wild."
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"- I was shocked! - Shocked?"
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"Again, it's not really that kind of place,"
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"but yes."
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"Speaking of love..."
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"Speaking of love, um,"
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"I went to fill out some paperwork"
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"Um, I'm sorry, David."
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"So wait a minute, he's marrying you?"
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"Oh my God, fine!"
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"All: Ohhh!"
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"Oh my gosh, is this what marriage is?"
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"Nope, this is just left over from the picnic yesterday,"
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"and I didn't wanna waste it so."
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"And what are we doing over here?"
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"Hmm."
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"I'm just editing some of our engagement photos."
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"- Oh! - You look great."
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"I look like I crawled out from under a bridge."
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"Hey, have you given any more thought to uh,"
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"when you wanna start telling people?"
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"I'm kinda scared to do it today,"
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"I don't think your mom would want anything upstaging"
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"opening night of the show."
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"Yeah, and I think we need that added hiccup, so..."
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"- So, tomorrow then? - Yeah."
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"I mean, I haven't really given it that much thought."
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"- Yeah. - So..."
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"What if, after the show tonight,"
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"You know, we talk about the show for five to ten minutes,"
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"then maybe dim the lights, pop some bubbly,"
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"put some music on."
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"I'd look to you, you don't need to give a speech,"
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"but at this point I think Alexis will be getting misty,"
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"ripple effect through the room."
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"Most people will be sobbing."
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"And I'll be holding back tears,"
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"will make it all the more powerful."
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"And you can be topping up drinks."
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"I am gonna start the day."
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"Big show tonight."
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"Aah!"
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"Oh, just checking in on my little girl,"
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