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Clips from Three's Company - Helen's Job (S02E02)

"Or, some with too much salt and too much ketchup... All right. All right."
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"I want a raise in my allowance."
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"Stanley, I asked you about my allowance."
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"First things first. First, pass me the hotcakes."
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"Can I have a raise? No."
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"There isn't any."
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"- That's my favorite lunch. - I never touch it."
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"All right. You wanna cut back?"
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"If you want some more money for something, just ask me."
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"Listen, Stanley, you keep talking like that..."
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"Mmm. Boy, what a great breakfast. Thanks, Jack."
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"She's got a point there."
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"- Whose side are you on? - I don't know."
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"Are you choking, Stanley? No."
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"Uh, well, I got three things cooking on the stove,"
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"Look, would you mind doing me a favor?"
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"Correction... Last day at work."
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"Let me put it this way: yes."
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"Mrs. Roper, this is what you're gonna do."
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"I mean, you can't give up a job like that."
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"I'm so glad, Stanley,"
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"I want something hot. Then why don't you put it on the stove?"
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"Thank you, Stanley."
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"I learned it from a friend who studied with a swami."
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"- Why can't you drink from that side? - If you drink from this side,"
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"♪ Come and knock on our door ♪ ♪ Come and knock on our door ♪"
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"♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪ ♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪"
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"♪ Where the kisses are hers and hers and his ♪"
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"♪ Three's company too ♪"
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"♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪ ♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪"
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"♪ Take a step that is new ♪ ♪ Take a step that is new ♪"
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"♪ We've a lovable space that needs your face ♪"
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"♪ Three's company too ♪"
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"♪ You'll see that life is a ball again ♪"
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"♪ Laughter is calling for you ♪"
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"♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪ ♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪"
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"♪ Three is company too ♪"
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"♪ Down at our rendezvous Three is company too ♪♪"
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"Stanley, why don't you put the salt and pepper and ketchup on your eggs..."
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"all at once instead of piece by piece?"
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"Because if I put it on all at once, I might miss a few spots."
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"See, I might have some pieces with too much salt and not enough ketchup or pepper."
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"Or, some with too much pepper and not enough ketchup or salt."
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"Or, some with just enough salt, but too much ketchup or pepper."
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"I'm sorry I asked."
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"You shouldn't be. It was a very good question."
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"You know, Stanley, I'm still waiting for you..."
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"to say something about the new nightgown I wore last night."
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"Didn't you think it was sexy?"
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"Please, Helen, not while I'm eating."
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"Or while you're sleeping or while you're working..."
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"or while you're standing or sitting..."
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"Can we please talk about something else? All right."
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"Your nightgown's very nice."
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"You wanna pass me the hotcakes?"
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"You wanna talk about my allowance?"
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"Then we'll talk about your allowance."
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"All right. Thank you."
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"Now can we talk about my allowance? Sure."
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"No? That's right. Where's the syrup?"
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"I can't eat hotcakes without any syrup."
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"And I can't shop without enough money."
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"I give you enough money."
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"For 1967, it was enough money."
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"Well, you gotta be more careful when you shop."
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"You gotta cut back on the unimportant things."
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"- Like what? - Like yogurt."
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"I love yogurt!"
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"I hate it. And what about all that tuna fish you buy?"
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"I'll stop buying all that cocoa. Not my cocoa!"
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"No, no. I need my cocoa. I can't sleep without my cocoa."
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"Then you should've married your cocoa! Helen."
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"You're askin' for it. All I'm asking for is another $20 a week."
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"You wouldn't even miss it."
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"Helen, I'm not an unreasonable man."
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"Stanley, don't you understand? I don't wanna be treated like a child..."
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"and have to come begging every time I want a quarter."
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"A quarter is no problem."
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"I want my own money to spend the way I want."
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"It is not your money. It is my money..."
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"which I give to you."
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"That's a terrible thing to say."
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"That's the way it is. You can't do anything about it."
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"Oh, yes, I can."
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"What?"
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"I don't know, but I'll think of something."
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"I'll-I'll... I know. I'll get a job."
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"That's what I'll do. What?"
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"You get a job? What can you do?"
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"I can do lots of things. I worked before."
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"When I was a girl, I used to work for the post office."
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"Well, times have changed since the Pony Express."
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"and I really will go out and get a job."
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"No, you won't. You love being a housewife."
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"A homemaker. What's the difference?"
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"There's a lot of difference. A housewife makes a woman..."
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"sound like she's her husband's possession."
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"His sexual toy."
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"Well, I don't blame you for not wanting to be one of those."
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"I'd love it."
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"Mmm, yeah. I love eggs Benedict. Hey, I wonder how it got its name."
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"Maybe it was named after the first hen that laid them."
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"Uh, no, Chrissy. It was probably named after the chef who first made it."
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"There was a chef named Eggs Benedict? [ Coughing ]"
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"[ Doorbell Rings ] I'll get it."
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"Would you like some more coffee, Chrissy? No, thanks."
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"I don't wanna be that wide awake for work."
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"Oh. Hi, Mrs. Roper."
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"Good morning, Janet. Come in. Come in."
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"I was just won... Oh! Oh, hey, wait a minute. Something smells delicious."
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"Oh, yeah. Jack's breakfast. Eggs Benedict."
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"Oh, yeah. You know, I made that for Stanley once, but he didn't care for it."
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"He didn't? No."
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"He said he hated to eat anything that was staring back at him."
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"Something we can do for you, Mrs. Roper?"
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"Oh, yeah, I just wondered if I could borrow some maple syrup."
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"Oh, sure. I'll get it for you. Thanks."
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"Oh, you know, I just said the stupidest thing."
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"Oh, asking for maple syrup isn't stupid."
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"Is it? Oh, no."
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