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Clips from What We Do in the Shadows (2019) - Manhattan Night Club (S01E01)

"There's Len, my accountant."
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"And of course, Count Rapula."
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"in 1991."
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"Um, you may have heard that, uh,"
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"we have the Baron visiting with us."
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"NADJA: Yes. We were thinking, as we have dominion"
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"-over Staten Island... -Uh-huh."
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"...and you, Simon, you control a lot of Manhattan, well..."
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"Uh, which also includes our street and also Ashley Street."
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"So, I would bring Manhattan to the table,"
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"Our street and..."
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"NADJA and NANDOR: Ashley Street."
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"SIMON: So I guess I would begin"
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"you giving me that hat."
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"Well, I'll tell you something, if you want this hat,"
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"you'll have to cut my head off."
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"-or the Exsanguinator himself. -(hissing)"
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"All right, all right, you've made your point. Get off me."
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"-I can say, um, get them out of here. -What?"
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"(beatboxing)"
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"-Humiliating. -SIMON: Thank you. Thank you. Thank you."
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"This hat-- it makes me feel like Robin Hood."
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"Big Vlad, my bow."
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"I don't remember him being so devious."
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"I mean, he is called Simon The Devious."
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"Guillermo."
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"(mouths)"
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"Guillermo?"
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"who tried to eat you, aren't you?"
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"-Yes. -Don't deny it. I can tell."
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"Guillermo..."
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"Well, you have a funny way of showing it sometimes."
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"-What's that over there? -Where?"
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"-What, over... -Aah!"
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"-(crash) -Shit."
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"on the roof of an abandoned food truck."
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"I want you to know"
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"that you are my..."
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"You will forget I said anything."
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"Hold your Horlicks-- that's my bloody hat."
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"(monitor flatlines)"
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"Eh."
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"Whatever for, Master?"
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"ANNOUNCER: What We Do in the Shadows,"
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"(drumming)"
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"(beat resumes)"
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"What a sight for sore eyes."
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"Don't you look wonderful?"
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"Fucking bloodle service."
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"I'm talking to Nadja now."
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"So, what are you up to?"
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"Well, I'm, uh, uh, living in... on the Staten Island."
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"Oh, I'm so happy to hear that, 'cause I worry about you."
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"You know, I worry about you because I hear all these stories"
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"about all these vampires, and they slowly spiral out"
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"-But not you. -No way."
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"You're-you're in Staten Island."
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"No!"
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"Well, we should all have a drink."
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"I would love to catch up with those two rascals."
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"Ah, there you are."
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"-Oh, I-I, I'm just, uh... -Yeah, whatever it is you're "just,""
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"Oh."
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"Uh, well, not really, but..."
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"Oh, were you gonna... (growls)"
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"-I'd prefer it if you didn't. -Why?"
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"He's kind of my familiar."
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"-How could I know? (chuckles) -No, I..."
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"-I will. I must apologize, I'm so sorry. I-I... -Fine, honestly,"
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"look, if you really had your heart set on it,"
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"-don't let me stand in your way. -Well, I'd love to... -GUILLERMO: What?"
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"Not at all. This is my discourtesy."
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"-and I feel bad. -I mean, I'm okay with it if..."
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"-Cheers. Okay? Rock and roll. -Yes."
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"Guillermo!"
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"Simon The Devious will see you."
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"-your hat is bleeding. -I know."
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"kill someone in the Hamptons. It's just..."
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"Laszlo! Nandor?"
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"Aren't you a sight for sore eyes?"
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"SIMON: Well, your behavior with me did not preclude you"
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"-to be married. -LASZLO: Oh, no, no, no, no."
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"Oh, when was the last time we were all together?"
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"(laughing)"
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"That's it."
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"the Leather Skins."
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"Of course, that's Big Vlad behind you."
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"We've got the Freak sisters over there,"
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"The guy's a fucking maniac."
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"We've got Mister 50s."
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"Freakfest Tony. Ah!"
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"There he is, Blavglad the Exsanguinator."
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"(quietly): Hey."
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"we've got Asian Mike. And that's Chunt."
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"Gonthrapal and his brother Krylsac."
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"-Desdemona the Shrieker. -(shrieks)"
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"* 300 years livin' in New York, son *"
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"* I didn't start rhyming till 1991. *"
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"SIMON: Yes, he just started rapping"
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"Yes, well, um, this is our crew."
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"There's Nandor. My good lady-wife Nadja,"
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"who you clearly know. And my good self."
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"-We like to keep things slim. -COLIN: Hi, everyone."
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"I'm... I'm-I'm also with them."
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"-SIMON: Who is he? -No one."
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"COLIN: I'm with them."
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"to know that this is not a mere social visit."
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"You are not wrong."
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"The Baron came to visit you in Staten Island?"
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"-I do. -LASZLO: Yes, uh,"
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"I mean, there's talk we could possibly join forces,"
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"take the lion's share of New York City."
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"and you would bring..."
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"-SIMON ...and Ashley Street. -Correct. -Yes."
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"Well, that sounds very interesting."
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"Oh, ooh."
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"the negotiation by..."
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"Oh, I fucking knew this would happen."
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"-Absolutely not. -NADJA: Laszlo."
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"Simon, you don't want the hat. It's not a good hat."
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