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Clips from Gilmore Girls - Those Lazy-Hazy-Crazy Days (S03E03)

"- Hello? - You have to come home."
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"- Just analyze my dream, please. - Okay. Well, your dream was telling you"
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"We have a breakfast mixer with members of Congress and the Senate."
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"What do you think about mahogany for the living room"
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"and then midnight blue for the hallway and the bedroom?"
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"It seems like you and I are going to be on the same side this time."
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"I can overlook that."
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"- Mom? - What day is this?"
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"Yes, you will. Bye."
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"- Hi. - Hello."
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"- So, shall we get going? - Oh, sure, sure."
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"- Do you like Italian food? - I love Italian food."
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"Learn Russian. Okay, here you go."
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"- Wow, a Hartford, Connecticut sweatshirt. - Nice, huh?"
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"I agree."
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"- Lorelai, good. Have you used the cream yet? - Not yet, Kirk."
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"Oh, Richard."
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"- White wine. - All right, sit, sit."
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"and that is their mix so you can make them right in your own kitchen."
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"I know because I know Christopher, and Christopher always tries to do the right thing."
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"Christopher is living up to his responsibilities as he tried to do many years ago with Lorelai,"
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"maybe we could do it."
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"whatever it is she does."
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"You got friends, you got a house, a job, apparently an iron stomach."
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"- Dinner was bad. - Sorry."
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"Okay, because if you decided you really did wanna date Jess, I would help you..."
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"You are hilarious!"
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"No survivors?"
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"The one shaped like a bunny escaped with a mild decapitation."
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"- This is decaf. - What are you talking about?"
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"I have things to flip and fry. Will you stop that?"
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"Under the sink, very clever, but not clever enough bucko."
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"Okay, fine, you know what? I give up."
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"- Fine, here, you win. - Thank you."
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"Oh, hey, we need q-tips."
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"Goodbye crazy lady."
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"- Decaf. - Never."
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"- You had another dream. - Yes."
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"and so I get out of bed and I walk downstairs, and there, standing is the kitchen, is Luke!"
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"- Was he naked? - No! He was making breakfast."
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"- Sorry. Go ahead, he was making breakfast... - Eggs and pancakes and bacon,"
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"and he put decaf coffee in my regular coffee bag, which of course I knew immediately."
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"- Hi, the nose. - Exactly."
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"So eventually I find the real stuff under the sink. He hands me my breakfast, and then..."
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"What?"
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"He kissed me and talked to my stomach!"
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"- What? - With twins!"
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"- Say something. - You are going to be so fat."
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"that you are secretly in love with Luke and you wanna marry him and have his twins."
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"- No, try again. - What do you mean, try again?"
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"You asked me to analyze your dream, I analyzed your dream."
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"I told you, Taylor was supposed to be Dean. I could tell by his freakishly thick head of hair."
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"Mom?"
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"- I miss you. - I miss you, too."
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"Woodward... Bernstein... Harry Thomason."
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"Is that Paris?"
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"Yeah, she talks in her sleep... long in-depth arguments."
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"What do you have on your agenda for tomorrow? Or, today, actually."
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"See you Friday."
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"I did not have sexual relations with that woman."
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"- No way. - I swear."
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"- Kosher bacon. - Beef not pork."
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"and you rushed down here with nothing but a teeny tiny towel in front of ya."
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"- Once, that happened once. - Well, once was enough."
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"Oh, hey, honey, I got those paint chips that we were talking about."
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"- Do you wanna look at them now? - Nope."
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"- What are you painting? - Nothing."
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"- The house. - The whole house?"
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"- No. - Just the inside."
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"- I like ruffles. - How can you like ruffles?"
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"Judy, Vincent has to go to work now. Goodbye Lorelai."
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"- Is there any more bacon? - Have mine."
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"I just need to butch the place up a little. Now, help me pick a color."
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"Thanks for breakfast, it was amazing, I love you, I love the bacon."
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"No, but I have a list of suspects."
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"This, young lady, is for the first annual Stars Hollow End of Summer Madness Festival."
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"- Really, even me? - Yes-sir-ee, mini-me,"
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"The blonde woman with the ribbons, please slow down."
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"do you really think it looks good to have the American Secretary of the Treasury traveling around with Bono?"
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"I mean, why not just send Carson Daly over to the Middle East next time Cheney goes, huh?"
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"Or hey, hook up Freddie Prinze Jr. with Colin Powell next time he meets with NATO."
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"- Last day here. - Yup."
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"at the Smithsonian Museum, so it was a big thumbs up for me."
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"Damn. I always seem to catch the most interesting politicians right when they have to use the bathroom."
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"- Hey Jamie. - Paris."
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"Just came over to let you know I got a little sneak peak at the final debate pairings for today."
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"- Apparently not. - God, I love this."
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"you gather them all up in a room and make them speak. So, who are we up against?"
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"Okay, so we should meet early and go over strategy, make sure you bought enough Kleenex."
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"Good, good."
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"And then tonight we should get together and celebrate over dinner."
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"- Fine. - Okay, see you at the slaughter."
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"Yeah, can you imagine pairing me with Jamie?"
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"I mean, why not just line the hallways with self esteem counselors right now."
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"What do you mean what? He just asked you out on a date."
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"He did not."
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"but he asked you out on a date."
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"- He did? - Yes."
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"- Did I accept? - Yes."
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"- Was it a good ask-out? - It was a very good ask-out."
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"Tonight? Tonight I have a date."
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"One day it occurred to me, cows never wrinkle."
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"- So I thought to myself, "That is weird." - Yes, that and other things."
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"So I decided to do a little research. I studied cows, I studied humans,"
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"- Michel, could you... Hi Kirk. - Oh, good, just in time."
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"Kirk here is about to tell us the difference between cows and humans."
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"- Hay. - Huh?"
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"I developed what I believe to be the next great skin care product to sweep the nation."
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"Hay There."
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"A complete line of creams, balms, toning lotions, and cleansing liquids."
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"I am willing to give you three cases of "Hay There" skin products absolutely free of charge."
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"Sometimes, but "Grass There" is a bad name."
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"So sad not to have a cocktail in your hand every time he comes by, no?"
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"- Independence Inn, Lorelai speaking. - What day is this?"
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"- Thank God. Now, could I possibly... - Thursday the what, Lorelai?"
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"And what was happening Thursday the third, Lorelai?"
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"I believe it was the day I was supposed to chew my own head off."
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"I know you were."
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"And you said that when we got home, you were going to call us."
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"I know I did."
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