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Clips from The Simpsons - Future-Drama (S16E16)

"And to get there, you must go through the forbidden zone."
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"No, no. The one with the uni-clams."
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"I get it."
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"My Dad pulls that scam all the time."
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"Don't move, teenage Bart."
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"I've got you covered with my phaser-slash-cell phone."
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"Dude, this is totally not the time to call me."
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"Some kind of pasta."
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"Look, just get me what you're having, all right?"
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"Not that."
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"What soups do they have...?"
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"Blessed urchin!"
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"How can I reward you?"
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"With the diamond?"
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"the most valuable substance on Earth."
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"I know. I'll send you to Yale with the Monty Burns Scholarship."
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"I can't take your scholarship!"
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"It's going to my sister. It would break her heart."
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"Don't be so quick to say no."
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"The ladies love an ivy-leaguer..."
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"They do?"
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"Once I home-invaded this Princeton dude, and he was like totally married."
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"Well, I guess an intensive four-year bachelor of arts program"
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"is the easiest way to get Jenda back."
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"Nice of you to drop by..."
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"after my life was saved."
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"Sir, you knew I was on a date."
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"Mr. Smithers?"
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"I thought you were..."
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"No, I'm straight."
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"As long as I take these injections every ten minutes."
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"I love boobies!"
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"It's so great that Yale has finally forbidden men from taking science."
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"Now let's see, should I major in Femistry or Galgebra?"
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"Listen, Lis, I've gotta tell you something."
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"I'm going to Yale."
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"Then I've got some great news!"
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"You're not going to Yale!"
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"You've wrecked my life!"
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"Hey, Marge, why are you with Krusty?"
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"These kids are too old for clowns."
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"Actually, Homer, I'm... into your lady."
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"We split up, it's all cool..."
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"I... I'll kill you!"
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"Once they destroy each other..."
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"Yes, we make our move."
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"What? A spider got into the cloning machine."
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"Attention, everyone."
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"Please welcome our valedictorian, Lisa Simpson."
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"That's odd."
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"You get into Yale and Lisa can't go anymore?"
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"Hey, what can I say."
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"I love learning."
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"Bartholomew Simpson!"
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"Come and get your diploma."
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"Why don't you mail it to your butt?"
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"Bart, now that you've graduated I can finally say this:"
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"you really press my cider."
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"Yo, Bart, good to see you're back with Jenda."
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"Hey, Nelson."
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"What's up with your girlfriends?"
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"Listen, girls... I'm going out for a pack of cigarettes."
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"Isn't that what your father said the day he left you?"
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"till now."
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"I'm coming, Papa!"
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"Lisa had no right to break up with me."
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"Well, don't take too long."
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"I think this might be our special night."
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"Why did Lisa dump me?"
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"Is it because of my small calves?"
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"They're the hardest place to add mass!"
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"Cheer up, Milhouse."
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"You got your whole life ahead of you."
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"Hey, I remember when you were a nerdy little fourth-grader."
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"And now you're an emotionally crippled mini-Hulk."
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"What girl wouldn't want that?"
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"I guess so."
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"Time to strike while the iron is sad!"
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"Three hours to blast my quads."
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"Bart, what's wrong?"
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"You seem distracted."
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"I was just thinking about Milhouse and Lisa."
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"That's where Doc Frink used to live."
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"I never had this problem with Todd Flanders."
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"This machine lets us look into the future."
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"I'll tell you what would be romantic."
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"Making love for the first time."
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"Totally. Right after I fiddle with these dials and levers."
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"You know, I was thinking of taking a poetry class at the community college."
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"Forget it."
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"I had to sell all my marrow to pay the light bill."
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"I didn't have much marrow."
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"I can't let that happen."
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"I got to go."
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"Listen, Bart, if you leave me now, I can guarantee one thing about your future--"
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"I won't be in it."
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"Yeah, I'm starting to see that."
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"No, I mean, you're screwed."
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"Your only hope is to clutch at straws."
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"Really?"
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"Ca-can I kiss you?"
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"Have you eaten onions lately?"
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"I guess this is my destiny."
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"Keeping Lisa from destroying her life."
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"Come on, let her destroy it."
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"Sorry, we're ghosts now."
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"Our spirits live in those two trees."
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"Look, I'm not taking the scholarship."
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"You're the one who deserves to go to Yale."
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"That's so noble."
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"But what about Jenda?"
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"And you will."
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"At the age of 83."
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"You die one minute later."
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"Marge, I thought you'd never take me back after"
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"what I did to Krusty."
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"Exactly."
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"And I'll admit, it is kind of romantic under the sea."
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"You don't know the half of it."
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"The sea of love I want to tell you"
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