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Clips from Strangers with Candy (1999) - Behind Blank Eyes (S02E02)

"Couldn't you, for once, open your minds and hearts"
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"and hear something that he couldn't see?"
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"I, for one, am glad Alan is blind,"
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"so he can't see what I am so sad to say you can't hear."
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"BLACKMAN: You're right, Jerri Blank."
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"I know, Jerri, I know."
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"dragged through the garden..."
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"Team mate."
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"Ready?"
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"Hut!"
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"Hut!"
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"Hut!"
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"Hut!"
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"Hut!"
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"Hut!"
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"Hut!"
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"Hut!"
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"Hu-tttt!"
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"Ughn!"
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"Ughn!"
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"Ughn!"
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"All right, gentlemen!"
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"Kick 'em, Donks!"
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"Here you go... towel."
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"Mmmpgh!"
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"Flatpoint didn't win a single game"
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"Except Alan, who never regained consciousness"
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"and is now the star attraction in a traveling trauma center."
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"Towel?"
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"Mmmm, mmmph!"
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"I guess what I learned from all this is"
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"never encourage the handicapped."
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"It'll only get them hurt."
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"Hello there, tigger."
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"Hi, Jerri!"
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"Here's a towel to cover your..."
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"Vagina."
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"♪ yes I'm feelin' good ♪"
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"♪ smilin' ♪"
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"♪ feelin' ♪"
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"♪ feelin' oh so fine ♪"
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"♪ walkin' on sunshine ♪"
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"♪ the DJ's spinnin' ♪"
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"♪ and I am feelin' ♪"
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"♪ and I am feelin' ♪"
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"Thanks."
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"and be just like everybody else."
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"[VEHICLES CRASHING]"
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"I guess we all know it's for the best right?"
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"Joke's over, mole man."
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"You know what's funny, he's blind,"
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"Sorry, Mumsie!"
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"Oh... right, good one."
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"Can I go down farther?"
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"That doesn't break any law, does it, Onyx?"
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"what your freakish, vision-less world is really like."
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"Thank you, Jerri."
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"Here comes ol' Blindo."
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"Oh."
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"but well worth it."
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"Uh huh..."
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"'Cause we've got the style,"
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"Looks like we're the most blind of all."
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"Well, I guess we all should have seen that one coming,"
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"Let's win this one for Alan!"
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"Coach Liss, I'd like to try out for your team."
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"Let the boy sue!"
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"I'm still planning on playing football for Flatpoint High."
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"Come on, fellas."
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"It was just something I heard at school earlier today."
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"♪ the DJ's spinnin' ♪"
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"I look pretty sexy in mine."
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"Walk towards the sound of my voice!"
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"Hurry!"
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"Hear that?"
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"God, I hate you!"
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"Oh, are you sure... All right..."
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"And it's gonna sting!"
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"Jerri, can I feel your face so I know what you look like?"
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"This nice?"
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"It's no joke."
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"It smells like a lemon."
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"Yes, paper."
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"Oh yeah... Go gentle..."
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"but you cannot defeat"
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"Ha ha ha!"
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"You are panty-waisted pussies who squat to pee,"
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"Break! Break! Break!"
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"Ughn!"
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"Well, things are back to normal around here."
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"♪ and I am feelin' ♪"
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"Do it for Flatpoint, son."
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"Ha ha ha ha!"
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"I dropped him."
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"Spence Snibbins?"
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"Did some more time."
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"and ran away from home."
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"But now I'm back in school!"
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"I'll handle this."
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"My name is Alan."
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"Well, don't ask anybody."
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"Watch the truck!"
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"Thanks for sticking up for me, Jerri."
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"Hello, Stepmother."
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"Uh, this has nothing to do with you Alan."
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"Jerri, can I talk to you privately please?"
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"[CRASH]"
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"Uh..."
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"Oh!"
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"that he had a change of heart."
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"He just impaled himself with scissors."
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"Smell it."
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"Ready, okay!"
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"Dear Lord, thank you for giving this game your undivided attention."
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"It's me, Jerri."
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"Ughn!"
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"Ughn!"
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"How do I put this delicately..."
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"Forget about 'em, Alan."
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"Oh Alan, I'm so proud of you."
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