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Clips from Strangers with Candy (1999) - Behind Blank Eyes (S02E02)

"What do you mean, I was standing right there when it happened."
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"O... key-dokey."
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"Hmm... oh, yeah, oh, Alan, it's nice... hmm..."
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"You're a girl... right?"
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"Trust me, I'm all woman."
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"Yeah, ya see what I was talking about, huh?"
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"Juice it, juice it!"
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"Huh?"
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"Can I keep going?"
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"Please? Oh, uh, yes."
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"Give me a second, give me a second."
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"Ah, right."
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"And don't worry I... I can't get pregnant."
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"My ovaries are diseased."
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"oh that smarts."
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"Oh, I'm going to feel this in the morning."
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"Oh, I'm charged."
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"Jerri, are you making fun of me?!"
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"Oh, oh Alan, no, I just didn't want you to be disappointed."
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"You don't understand me, Jerri!"
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"You're no different than everyone else!"
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"Alan, no, come back."
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"Alan, that's the closet."
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"Alan, no, come back, Alan!"
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"Look, Onyx, the P.T.A. is crawling on me"
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"like flies on a rib roast."
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"but as the president of the Board of Ed,"
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"I want you to let that blind boy play!"
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"Roger!"
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"I have to go, Onyx, I'm parked in a handicapped spot."
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"Damn!"
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"Well, maybe legally"
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"we have to let the blind boy play,"
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"but say he felt so unwanted"
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"Hot diggety dog, I don't believe it does!"
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"[SNICKERING]"
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"If only I could see what it's like to be blind."
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""See what it's like to be blind.""
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"Hello? Ughn!"
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"Jerri, why didn't you ring the doorbell?"
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"I'm blind, Alan, just like you."
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"so I could see firsthand"
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"Alan, I'm sorry I deceived you, but now I truly understand you."
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"No one's ever tried before."
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"Bye."
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"Jerri!?"
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"Alan..."
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"Take him down."
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"Arghh! [CRASH]"
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"You should see this!"
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"Mr. Jellineck just took a spill."
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"Bad time to be blind, Jerri."
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"I want to see!"
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"PRINCIPAL BLACKMAN: Oh my!"
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"I've never seen anything like this!"
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"Oh yeah?"
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"Well, think about this, Batman!"
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"A paper cut."
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"Bingo."
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"Lemons, paper cuts..."
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"Not really."
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"Aw, forget it!"
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"Why? I'm a good athlete."
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"I just happen to be a little different!"
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"Yeah, but..."
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"No, you're confusing us!"
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"so we can get our hate back."
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"Jerri... Jerri..."
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"I love listening to, and not watching, TV."
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"Do you think we could stop listening to the TV for a minute?"
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"I need to talk."
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"Sure, I'll um, I'll turn it off."
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"What's up?"
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"I just want to thank you for the way"
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"you've tried to understand me."
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"Yeah, well, you know, it was a real challenge"
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"I mean I'd do it all over again..."
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"The monkey's killing a duck!"
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"Uh..."
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"I'm sorry, please go on."
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"Well, I need your advice,"
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"'cause I'm having second thoughts about"
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"What are you talking about?"
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"I thought they have to let you play."
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"Yeah, but I guess I didn't want to win this way."
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"I was hoping that if I stuck it out"
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"They'd want me to play, do you understand?"
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"What's that sound?"
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"What? Oh, I bumped my knee."
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"Damn it!"
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"Jerri, you've proven to me that you care."
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"Please let me take the blindfold off."
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"Oh... just... give me just a second.."
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"Oh my God, it... it stings!"
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"Oh my God, I can't believe I can see..."
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"Things I never saw before."
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"Well, if it isn't... Mr..."
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"You can lay off now, Derrick."
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"I'm not gonna play on the team!"
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"Alan, what?"
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"Wait!"
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"Alan, wait!"
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"Our players may be crackers,"
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"the Flatpoint Donkeys!"
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"we make the passes,"
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"and you can't beat our Flatpoint Asses!"
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"but we are not here to bake cupcakes."
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"Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!"
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"Now, Principal Blackman will lead us in a team prayer."
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"We'll try to be brief so you can return your energies"
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"to the movement of the stars"
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"and the condemnation of the Jews."
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"I'm not saying that if we lose, we'll turn away,"
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"but do you really want to take that risk?"
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"And finally, just as you cured the blind,"
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"thank you for curing this team of the blind."
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"Amen."
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"Kick 'em, Donks!"
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"you fertile bitches!"
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"Go, go, go, go, go, go, go..."
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