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Clips from Strangers with Candy (1999) - Behind Blank Eyes (S02E02)

"I feel it this year."
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"Liss, I like your coaching style."
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"Y'know, when these boys come to me, I..."
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"Ahhh..."
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"Then you build them back up again?"
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"Can we help you, son?"
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"[SNAP SNAP]"
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"You know something, Orlando?"
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"Wha'?"
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"I am so tired of high school boys."
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"Uh, what about me?"
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"I want a man, not a monkey."
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"Hey, watch it!"
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"Sorry, just doing laps."
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"In a pool?"
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"Yeah, right."
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"You need to be more..."
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"Ah... nature's callin'..."
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"Where was I?"
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"Yeah, my family just moved here from Moorehead City."
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"I'm just starting at Flatpoint."
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"I'm not being rude, I'm blind."
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"Stop yanking my chain."
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"I'm serious, I'm blind."
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"Oh my God!"
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"But you're... you're swimming."
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"I just can't see myself doing it."
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"I'm getting in shape for the football tryouts."
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"Where have I heard those two words today?"
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"Hey, well, uh, good luck at your tryout."
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"We've got a dead body in the pool."
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"32 years ago I dropped out of high school"
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"Oh, I made a lot of friends,"
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"And though the faces may have changed..."
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"Come and get me!"
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"Ah, look at them go!"
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"It is our destiny."
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"I want that trophy sitting in my case"
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"drenched with the blood of these young warriors!"
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"Let's go, Brownies, show us how you skip!"
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"You're all a bunch of sissies!"
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"Oh, I like this."
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"All right, you ladies make me sick!"
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"Give me 10 laps and then hit the showers!"
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"I break 'em down,"
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"'till they're worthless and weak."
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"No."
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"Oh, I think somebody's made a wrong turn."
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"I'm looking for Coach Liss."
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"You've found him."
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"This isn't the Special Olympics, son."
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"Look, son, the field of glory"
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"to something less eyeball-challenging"
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"like, say... the debate team?"
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"Oh wait a minute, you can't read."
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"I can read! Nifty trick..."
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"Look, son, I don't think football is for you."
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"Now... run along."
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"He did make it out here."
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"Remember me?"
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"Oh yeah, the girl who took a leak in the pool."
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"I'm Jerri Blank."
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"Mind if I walk with you for a while?"
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"I thought you looked uh, pretty sexy in your swimming trunks."
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"Oh, thanks."
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"You're probably wondering, so I'll tell you..."
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"Go ahead, ask anybody."
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"You sound like a really nice person, Jerri."
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"Oh, but no, that's okay, I can do it by myself."
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"Everybody thinks I can't do things just because I'm blind."
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"That's why it's so important for me to play football"
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"Jerri, Jerri, are you listening to me?"
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"Sorry, just trying to help."
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"Lead on."
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"[TIRES SCREECHING]"
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"[TRUCK HORN BLOWING]"
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"Alan!"
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"Run away from the sound of my voice!"
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"Alan!"
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"The truck! The truck!"
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"Oh my God, you're fine!"
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"Yeah right!"
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"Bring it on, I love a good fight."
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"or I'll cancel the whole athletic program"
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"I'll do it!"
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"Threaten me?!"
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"That blind boy would turn this football team"
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"into a circus sideshow!"
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"And what about my trophy!?"
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"Alan, what's it like being blind?"
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"Is it like having your eyes closed?"
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"Or is it like being in a dark room"
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"and not being able to find the light switch?"
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"Jerri, it's hard to explain to someone who can see."
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"Oh... what's your favorite color?"
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"Absolutely."
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"Please, Jerri!"
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"Hey, Alan, tough break about the tryout huh?"
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"I'm going to play football for Flatpoint High."
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"but you're the ones who spend all your time beating off."
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"troll..."
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"I'm gonna work on a comeback..."
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"You're not like most people."
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"I think it's brave of you wanting to play football."
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"I think it's sexy."
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"It makes me as damp as a cellar down there."
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"All mildewy."
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"Uh-huh... right, right..."
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"Jerri, there goes my quiet and pleasant afternoon."
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"Who's your friend?"
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"Who's your rude friend?"
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"[SNAPPING FINGERS]"
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"We just need to talk about you some place"
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"where you can't hear us."
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"during one of his sightless destructive seizures."
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"Fine!"
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"I don't want him running aground..."
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"On the china cabinet."
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"Oh come on, Jerri!!"
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"That was funny, breaking your mother's vase"
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