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Clips from Strangers with Candy (1999) - Behind Blank Eyes (S02E02)

"is no place for the malformed or the abnormal."
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"Why don't you turn your energies"
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"Well, you've got to admire his sense of direction."
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"Boo!"
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"You should've seen what I did in the shower."
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"I'd like the company."
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"Oh here, let me help you with that."
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"Sorry."
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"Here, let me help you!"
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"I cross this street every day by myself with no problem."
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"Okay, Jerri..."
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"Alan!"
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"Cross all the time by yourself?"
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"The audacity!"
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"I will not be strong-armed by the Board of Education."
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"Listen up, Roger, don't push me"
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"and then where will you place your bets?!"
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"Jerri, can we just change the subject?"
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"Do you close your eyes when you sleep?"
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"Sorry, just curious."
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"♪ Oh say can you see... ♪"
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"Good one, Trake!"
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"Enter if you dare."
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"This is Alan, he's blind."
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"What's up, darling, is this some sort of a prank?"
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"Alan is my friend, Mother."
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"I can't have him bumping into my valuables"
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"We'll go up to my room!"
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"C'mon, Alan!"
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"Jerri, would you just keep him in the channel please."
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"Alan!"
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"and blaming it on me."
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"Who told you that?!"
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"Nice to spend time with somebody I can trust."
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"I'm here for you, Alan."
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"Take the trail to heaven!"
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"Oh that's it, work it,"
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"What?"
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"Alan, a little bit more to the left."
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"There ya go."
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"Evidently there's some "law" that says"
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"you can't discriminate against the disabled."
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"Now, I don't like this anymore than you do,"
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"My hands are tied."
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"Alan, it's me, Jerri."
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"Count me among the sightless."
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"What are you talking about, Jerri?"
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"I covered my eyes with a blindfold"
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"I'll uh, see you at school tomorrow, Alan."
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"Or rather... Not see you."
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"I want to see!"
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"This is gonna be in the yearbook if he survives."
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"Now I understand the true curse of blindness."
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"What are you up to, dumb eyes?"
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"Just thinking about the big game."
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"That's right, and what do you get from paper?"
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"Is it coming together for you, Alan?"
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"Listen, nobody wants you on the team!"
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"Let's go watch some gay porn"
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"Ha ha ha ha..."
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"Jerri?"
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"Uh huh?"
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"What do you mean?"
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"I mean wearing that blindfold."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"playing in the big game."
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"the team would respect me, you know?"
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"Um, everything's so bright and, and hot."
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"Oh my God."
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"No-Lookin'-at-Things guy..."
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"Alan!"
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"The monkey's dressed up like a sheriff!"
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"our players may be honkeys,"
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"LISS: All right, remember:"
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"We are here to kick some ass!"
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"Please hand us an easy victory."
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"Oh, and, uh,"
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"forgive me for that thing I do with the thing."
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"All right, let's go get knocked up,"
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"I hope you're all happy keeping Alan off the team."
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"About what?"
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"We acted selfishly."
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"[CROWD CHEERING]"
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"Alan!"
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"Good!"
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"Alright, we're going with a shotgun 24 double dog,"
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"Alan, this one's going to you, on seven..."
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"Set!"
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"Hut!"
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"Hut!"
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"Ughn!"
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"Ughn!"
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"except of course for Alan, being blind and all."
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"Towel?"
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"and everyone's getting along just fine!"
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"♪ Feelin' ♪"
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"♪ and I know I should ♪"
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"♪ walkin' ♪"
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"♪ the DJ's spinnin' ♪"
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"♪ the DJ's spinnin' and I am feelin' good ♪"
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"Nice catch, Orlando."
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"Speaking of catch, what's going on with you and Spence?"
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"He just doesn't snap my bean."
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"I need someone strong and courageous."
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"Shazam!"
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"Oh my dear Lord."
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"Ughnnn..."
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"I haven't seen you before."
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"You know, when I started at Flatpoint, I w..."
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"Over here!"
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"Being rude."
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"Well, I can do everything you do."
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"Mmm... so strong and courageous."
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"PRINCIPAL BLACKMAN: All right, everybody out of the water."
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"Hello, I'm Jerri Blank."
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"did a lot of time."
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"I was a boozer, a user, and a loser."
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"I stole the TV..."
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"The hassles are just the same."
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"Move it, ladies!"
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