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Clips from The Golden Girls - Take Him, He's Mine (S02E02)

"- A five. - Dorothy, that's amazing."
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"Try me now. I'll think about what I had for dinner."
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"I'm not psychic. I just know Stan's idea of a night out."
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"You know, actually, it wasn't so bad."
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"I kind of enjoyed myself."
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"I didn't have to impress him and he knew he couldn't impress me"
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"so we just kind of had fun. We're doing it again tomorrow."
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"- What? - Well, unless you mind."
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"I should have asked you first. I'll cancel."
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"Don't be ridiculous. Why should I object?"
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"- He was your husband. - Was."
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"We're divorced, remember?"
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"He left me for a woman half Blanche's age."
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"It's wonderful you're going out with Stan again."
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"Geoff and I are going to a formal dinner at the base."
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"Dorothy went out with a commodore, Blanche went out with Stan,"
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"Step on it. The sun's coming up."
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"Why do we leave so early?"
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"We don't want a crummy location."
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"Shouldn't we have dry ice to keep these cold?"
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"- What are you two doing up? - Go back to bed."
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"It's 5:30. It's a little early to be selling lunch."
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"We wanted to get the best corner before Johnny No-Thumbs shows up."
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"Johnny No-Thumbs?"
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"Actually, he has several fingers missing from each hand."
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"It's remarkable to watch him make a veal and pepper hero."
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"Ma, you are trying to muscle in on a guy named Johnny No-Thumbs?"
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"If they were friends, he'd still have thumbs."
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"He's a very sweet man."
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"But the first time he waved hello,"
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"Sophia misunderstood and gave him the finger back."
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"Why don't you get some more sleep?"
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"- I can't sleep. I'm too upset. - What's wrong?"
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"I won't be seeing Geoffrey anymore. He's leaving."
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"I knew it. The minute I heard you were dating a sailor,"
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"I said to myself there'll be nothing but heartaches."
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"Those swabbies drift into port, park their diddies on your doorstep,"
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"and then it's, "Avast, me hearties,""
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"and they shove off with a serpent tattoo and your heart as souvenirs."
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"You've been reading Treasure Island again, Rose."
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"I know this from my ancestors."
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"The Vikings were a seafaring people, you know."
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"They also wore horns on their head and metal brassieres."
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"This is not the same."
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"- So he dumped you? - He did not dump me."
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"He's being transferred to the Aleutian Islands."
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"He's going to a secret base"
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"where he can't have contact with the outside world."
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"- He dumped you. - Yes."
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"- Dorothy, I'm sorry. - Why, whenever I think"
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"Because, Dorothy, you're not the most perceptive woman in the world."
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"What's everybody doing up?"
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"I thought you'd still be asleep."
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"We thought you were. Where were you?"
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"With Stan. I'll tell you all about it in the morning."
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"So it is."
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"If you won't talk, how can I understand why you're angry with me?"
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"- Just a walk along the beach. - What about it?"
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"When you come back from a walk along the beach"
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"you spend an hour shaking the sand out of your underalls."
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"What do you mean?"
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"Blanche Devereaux does not stay out all night with a man"
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"just to walk along the beach."
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"Never before, that's true."
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"But as Beauregard Jefferson pointed out when I was 16,"
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"Last night was the first time you slept with Stan."
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"- That's a lie. - So it was not the first time."
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"Oh, Dorothy."
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"Dorothy. Get out of my way, you old fool."
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"Why won't you believe me?"
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"You begged me to go out with him to get him off your back."
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"Now you're angry cos I didn't have a terrible time? Why do you care?"
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"I just know I'm terribly upset because I'm letting this get me terribly upset."
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"- Blanche, I'm sorry. - That's alright."
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"You've been dumped by the man of your dreams."
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"It's not surprising you're a little irritable."
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"But to be upset about Stan. I'm so embarrassed."
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"It's not as if he means anything to me."
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"I'm just so glad we had this little talk."
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"If we hadn't, I'd feel strange about going out with Stan again tonight."
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"You're going out with Stan tonight?"
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"He has tickets to the Burt Reynolds Dinner Theatre."
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"I'm not missing Mr Jamie Farr in the Caine Mutiny Court Martial."
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"I hurt my back. I'm paralysed."
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"We're almost through with our half of the list."
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"Rose, I want to double the number of sandwiches. Grab some foil."
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"You're still gonna sell lunches after Johnny No-Thumbs leaned on you again?"
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"No, Blanche, he said he had friends who would lean on us."
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"Well, I got friends, too."
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"One phone call to Palermo and Johnny's lunch wagon will have concrete tires."
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"Ma, the only person you know in Palermo is Uncle Vito"
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"Give him some piano wire, make fun of his limp and see what happens."
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"Do you think they're really gonna make any money?"
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"- One fabric softener... - Now what's the matter?"
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"I cannot believe you're going out with Stan again."
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"- Why shouldn't I? - You're right. My mistake."
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"- I thought you were my friend. - I am."
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"Then why are you sleeping with my husband?"
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"What are y'all looking at? Get back to your LeSueur Peas."
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"Dorothy, I promise, there's nothing between us."
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"Then you will not go out with him tonight. Isn't that right?"
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"We're only going to see a play. And he's her ex-husband."
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"Why am I even explaining this to you? Why am I explaining this to anybody?"
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"- Who's Lenny? - Tall, red hair..."
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"Ioves tuna on wholewheat."
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"Why do we have his IOU for two bucks?"
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"He only had a hundred and we didn't have change."
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"- What about these? - They all had hundreds, too."
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"Rose, let me give you a few lessons in economics."
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"Lesson number one: Quit being an idiot."
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"OK."
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"Lesson number two: The law of supply and demand."
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"Before you supply sandwiches, demand the money."
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"OK."
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"Lesson number three: Quit being an idiot."
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"Once I thought I was Bess Truman but then they switched me to 20mg a day."
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"My cousin thought he was Jiminy Cricket."
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"It was just after Pinocchio came out"
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"and everyone at the bank went along with it."
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"And I wondered how you two got together."
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